Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TowinKarz]

Yeah, She-Ra was so darn perfect, that's why when one of the writers joked that Bow had a cousin named "Sow" who was a farmer, she got lit up across Twitter as a racisssst who wanted slavery back.... it wasn't a mediocre show worshiped by an ACTUAL toxic fandom, nope, it was the pinnacle of Western Animation and will go down in history as the most influential toon since Gertie the Dinosaur.

 

[Flexo]

Yeah, She-Ra was so darn perfect, that's why when one of the writers joked that Bow had a cousin named "Sow" who was a farmer, she got lit up across Twitter as a racisssst who wanted slavery back....

Sometimes I can get drunk enough to half understand how SJWs arrived at their conclusions, but the outrage over that joke baffles me to this day.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, She-Ra was so darn perfect, that's why when one of the writers joked that Bow had a cousin named "Sow" who was a farmer, she got lit up across Twitter as a racisssst who wanted slavery back.... it wasn't a mediocre show worshiped by an ACTUAL toxic fandom, nope, it was the pinnacle of Western Animation and will go down in history as the most influential toon since Gertie the Dinosaur.

Maybe they shouldn'ta made Bow a PeeOhCee, then this never would have happened

Sometimes I can get drunk enough to half understand how SJWs arrived at their conclusions, but the outrage over that joke baffles me to this day.

Well, since blacks were slaves in the fields of cottons (and presumably sowed said fields with cottonseed), having a person of color done up like a farmer hearkens back to slavery in the manner of a black woman in a kerchief on a box of pancake mix or a black gentleman in a butler's suit on a box of rice, or a black chef on a box of friggin cream o' wheat, and like Bob, the IngSoc Justice Warriors think that all people to the right of Lenin's asscheeks are just itching to own a black person to order around/send to the fields to work for no money, even though that makes no fucking sense. This is what Bob honestly believes.

TL;DR, don't you DARE portray a PeeOhCee especially one black/coded as blek in any sort of service/farm work situation because that's just portraying slavery and thus causing others to desire the return of slavery, you bigots!

 

[Flexo]

Well, since blacks were slaves in the fields of cottons (and presumably sowed said fields with cottonseed), having a person of color done up like a farmer hearkens back to slavery in the manner of a black woman in a kerchief on a box of pancake mix or a black gentleman in a butler's suit on a box of rice, or a black chef on a box of friggin cream o' wheat, and like Bob, the IngSoc Justice Warriors think that all people to the right of Lenin's asscheeks are just itching to own a black person to order around/send to the fields to work for no money, even though that makes no fucking sense. This is what Bob honestly believes.

TL;DR, don't you DARE portray a PeeOhCee especially one black/coded as blek in any sort of service/farm work situation because that's just portraying slavery and thus causing others to desire the return of slavery, you bigots!

But like... there's blacks farming in Africa right now.

This is like the extreme opposite of the South Park flag.

 

[UserAccess]

Hang on, is this really the first time in a year or however long he's been doing this that someone told him to look outside his established audience? And this is the first time it's ever occurred to Chris? Jesus.

Also, what fucking podcasts is Chris going to go on? No one knows or cares who he is. He'd be better off asking Bob to do a live stream on youtube together and then split the super chats. Then they can get paid when they get called fat retards.

I love that he was begging for high profile guests to rope in new listeners just a few weeks ago. Surprisingly, nobody showed. The answer, of course, is to be that "high profile" guest for a podcast even worse than his.

The entire market for his show is people that are vaguely nostalgic for a dead video chain. Nobody cares because nobody misses it. As soon as a better option came along, people forgot that they used to drive to these stupid stores, battle other people that wanted to rent the same movie they did, rewind the shit, return the tapes, and pay late fees.

It's the equivalent of a podcast about how awesome it was to have a land line, two phone bills to pay, and being charged thirty cents a minute to make long distance phone calls.

 

[Koby_Fish]

But like... there's blacks farming in Africa right now.

This is like the extreme opposite of the South Park flag.

yeah, it absolutely is the opposite of the South Park Flag.
As crazy as IngSoc J's are, I think I can parse like 99% of their nonsense. They do not think of any countries outside America. They treat the rest of the world as if it was America. Nuance doesn't exist. Only the perspectives born of the history of the United States matter (even if they're not American or even IN America but instead in Canada or Great Britain). Black Farmers in South Africa are irrelevant. Hell, Black farmers in present-day United States don't matter, all that matters is, a couple hundred years ago some white people made some black people pick their cotton or cook their rice for them, therefore any portrayal of a black person doing something associated with slavery (be it agricultural or something from the house-slavery situation like cooking or cleaning) is anathema and verboten.

If you want to know why, just ask Bob why he thinks Republicans want to own black people as slaves TODAY, despite being in the party that freed the slaves.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

If you want to know why, just ask Bob why he thinks Republicans want to own black people as slaves TODAY, despite being in the party that freed the slaves.

He'd probably say something like "Oh, both parties switched stances, so the Democrats actually freed the slaves."

 

[blablabla]

I love that he was begging for high profile guests to rope in new listeners just a few weeks ago. Surprisingly, nobody showed. The answer, of course, is to be that "high profile" guest for a podcast even worse than his.

The entire market for his show is people that are vaguely nostalgic for a dead video chain. Nobody cares because nobody misses it. As soon as a better option came along, people forgot that they used to drive to these stupid stores, battle other people that wanted to rent the same movie they did, rewind the shit, return the tapes, and pay late fees.

It's the equivalent of a podcast about how awesome it was to have a land line, two phone bills to pay, and being charged thirty cents a minute to make long distance phone calls.

nah someone who isnt a mongoloid like the shitta could make something entertaining with the premise

 

[Tronathon242]

Imagine being so pathetic, you have to suck up to random no-name troons, just because they have the same peer-approved opinion as you do.

I mean, NASCAR and socialism? Really, nigga? Those two go together like peanut butter and dog shit. Not even Curtis fucking Turner was full commie. I also find it hard to believe this is part of what the current NASCAR administration is trying to cater to.

NASCAR is but a hollow husk of what it once was because it has alienated its audience with stupid as fuck rule changes. Don't think the people running it wouldn't want to appeal to troons and Commies especially after how it handled the Bubba Wallace debacle.

I love that he was begging for high profile guests to rope in new listeners just a few weeks ago. Surprisingly, nobody showed. The answer, of course, is to be that "high profile" guest for a podcast even worse than his.

The entire market for his show is people that are vaguely nostalgic for a dead video chain. Nobody cares because nobody misses it. As soon as a better option came along, people forgot that they used to drive to these stupid stores, battle other people that wanted to rent the same movie they did, rewind the shit, return the tapes, and pay late fees.

It's the equivalent of a podcast about how awesome it was to have a land line, two phone bills to pay, and being charged thirty cents a minute to make long distance phone calls.

I could understand maybe a few videos about Blockbuster or even that shitty looking documentary he shills on a continual basis, but what exactly can you pull out to make a long running podcast? It's not going to be interesting past the first few episodes.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

He'd probably say something like "Oh, both parties switched stances, so the Democrats actually freed the slaves."

That was dead on. Something he would DEFINTELY say.

 

[Koby_Fish]

He'd probably say something like "Oh, both parties switched stances, so the Democrats actually freed the slaves."

as as this is, this is absolutely what Blob would say.

Bob doesn't know/care to explain (former; RIP) Senator Robert W. Byrd, who was a Grand Kleagle in the KKK and NEVER was a Republican, stayed a Progressive Democrat for the entirety of his life and didn't switch parties at all. Because if this was actually what happened (a massive swap of party members), you'd think Byrd would have joined the Republican Party ffs.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

People like Bob also don't consider something...

Who the FUCK would want a slave nowadays?

Could you imagine the fucking headache? Buying them clothing, making sure they're fed and clothed and housed, even if it's sleeping in a crack shack. You be goddamn sure you'd be forced at fucking gunpoint to buy them better health insurance than your family has when the insurance lobbyists hit Congress. Fuck, they do something wrong, you're punished. Then you just fucking KNOW that OSHA would get involved, telling you that you can only work them a maximum of 20 hours a week, 4 hours a day, with 2 days off, and then you have to pay for their fucking kid's clothes and food and they'd get specialized schools and boosts into existing schools and there would be fucking media and tv channels dedicated to them and then you could only have them listen to their own music and...

wait...

wait a minute...

GOD DAMN IT!

 

[DZoomer]

Wanting to be funny, he inadvertently insulted thousands of Brazilians named Glauber.

I love when this fat fuck thinks he's being witty when he's really just showing his ignorance.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Wanting to be funny, he inadvertently insulted thousands of Brazilians named Glauber.

I love when this fat fuck thinks he's being witty when he's really just showing his ignorance.

Also Fuck this guy: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Rudolf_Glauber who is among the many midwifes who birthed modern chemistry

 

[Koby_Fish]

People like Bob also don't consider something...

Who the FUCK would want a slave nowadays?

Could you imagine the fucking headache? Buying them clothing, making sure they're fed and clothed and housed, even if it's sleeping in a crack shack. You be goddamn sure you'd be forced at fucking gunpoint to buy them better health insurance than your family has when the insurance lobbyists hit Congress. Fuck, they do something wrong, you're punished. Then you just fucking KNOW that OSHA would get involved, telling you that you can only work them a maximum of 20 hours a week, 4 hours a day, with 2 days off, and then you have to pay for their fucking kid's clothes and food and they'd get specialized schools and boosts into existing schools and there would be fucking media and tv channels dedicated to them and then you could only have them listen to their own music and...

wait...

wait a minute...

GOD DAMN IT!

Bob's so exceptional, that he thinks the be-all and end-all and end goal of racism, is enslavement of black people. At the same time, he ALSO thinks that the be-all and end-all and end goal of racism, is extermination of PeeOhCees. (as I mentioned before, Bob's ONLY allowed to pick ONE, and ONLY one).

Now, maybe one can give Bob the benefit of the doubt, where there's group A of racists that wants slaves because reasons, and Group B of racists who just wants to genocide anything that won't pass the Paper Bag Test(tm) because again, "reasons". But at the end of the day, Bob's mushing them all together in one conglomerous lump of Very Stupid Very Bad (but Bob repeats himself) People (TM), and I'm pretty sure the reason Bob thinks that racists wants slaves is Bob is lazy, and if he could get someone to do a thing for him for "free" (no labor cost but then again, he'd have to at least clothe and feed them and house them which isn't exactly cheap), so therefore he thinks all racists are lazy fuckers that want slaves to pick their cotton change their channels/be their personal blek Gordon Ramsay/clean their houses/whatever. Because that is a practical thing that Wasteland Mayonnaise Ghouls who can't even get a fucking JOB because of Rust Belt decay and Jerbs overseas and whatnot, want. [/sarcasm]

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Wanting to be funny, he inadvertently insulted thousands of Brazilians named Glauber.

I love when this fat fuck thinks he's being witty when he's really just showing his ignorance.

Yup, can confirm. A notorious one was filmmaker Glauber Rocha, who produced and directed "Black God, White Devil" and "Entranced Earth," which film buffs worth their salt will tell you are absolute masterpieces in both cinematography and original storytelling.
If the fat fucker actually honed his connoisseur skills, he would know at least about him. But no, he didn't even know there were people named Glauber until that one factoid popped up in his Twatter, through which he takes everything that makes him function bar nurturing and breathing.

 

[Positron]

"We are still hurting..."


Nice legs, coastal cultural elites!

 

[blablabla]

the cannibal familiy from texas chaisaw look more dignified than the entire chipman clan

 

[Bolo]

Yup, can confirm. A notorious one was filmmaker Glauber Rocha, who produced and directed "Black God, White Devil" and "Entranced Earth," which film buffs worth their salt will tell you are absolute masterpieces in both cinematography and original storytelling.
If the fat fucker actually honed his connoisseur skills, he would know at least about him. But no, he didn't even know there were people named Glauber until that one factoid popped up in his Twatter, through which he takes everything that makes him function bar nurturing and breathing.

Robert doesn't know about Glauber Rocha because he couldn't easly wiki about him.

Whenever Robert wants to flex his movies knowledge big brain, he always goes to the same source, Caires du cinema and the movies movements associated and covered by the magazine. So if you wanna look like the big cinema buff for the twitter kids, just skin the wikipedia for the Caires du cinema and their top 10s.

And glauber Rocha is one of the names you won't find much if you do that, even if he won a Palme d'Or (Cannes' Oscar if you will) his movies never really managed to make a impression on a larger public because at the time at europe the French New wave cinema was all the rage and guys like Jean-Luc Godard were all the talk, even though Glauber Rocha did similiar Socially conscious movies in the same vein.

Also, Rocha had a bit of a bump in his carrer, called the Military dictatorship in Brazil, which he had to fled the country and kneecapped his career. He managed to make a couple of movies while in exile, but they were cleary not as inspired as his previous output.

And that is it really. I can't hit Robert too hard for not knowing Glauber Rocha in good faith autismo, he is just a wikipedia reader fatass, and while that may piss of the fellow Brazilians, unfortunately Glauber Rocha is taken more of a footnote by the gringos.

Still, Robert, if you really want to pass as the big cinema buff walking encyclopedia guy, you have to put in the work, because even if people don't know much about a subject, they can always tell the genuine article, and a wikipedia bullshiter.

 

[cypocryphy]

I love that he was begging for high profile guests to rope in new listeners just a few weeks ago. Surprisingly, nobody showed. The answer, of course, is to be that "high profile" guest for a podcast even worse than his.

The entire market for his show is people that are vaguely nostalgic for a dead video chain. Nobody cares because nobody misses it. As soon as a better option came along, people forgot that they used to drive to these stupid stores, battle other people that wanted to rent the same movie they did, rewind the shit, return the tapes, and pay late fees.

It's the equivalent of a podcast about how awesome it was to have a land line, two phone bills to pay, and being charged thirty cents a minute to make long distance phone calls.

I've mentioned this before, but 90% of funny video store stories involve the porn section, and Blockbuster didn't have one. They also wouldn't carry certain horror movies. If I want funny stories about working at a video store I can get them for free from my brother.