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Phil hid that cat because he got a fucking cat while crying about making ends meet, not because he thought people were going to break in.

Seriously, every time I read this "DOES PHIL HAVE A KID" stuff, I know the person saying it doesn't have a kid. They are fucking exhausting for normal people, and Phil "my cat woke me up once last night so I'm obliterated" Burnell would look like even more of a walking zombie than he does now with a baby waking up every hour or two screeching at an ungodly volume because it's hungry.

And that's leaving aside the intense greed he has that would immediately lead to begathons for all the shit you have to do for a baby: pre-natal visits, medicine, clothes, diapers, nursery shit. Fuck me, he acts like he's living hand-to-mouth now? It would be daily sob stories about how little Phil Jr. was going to have to sit in his poop-filled diaper and how Phil was just soooo tired because he kept getting woken up.
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Feeding aside, that poor kid would have PPB wiping ass/changing diapers, the horror, PPB probably has to go back to wipe his ass because it was itchy after his shit and he only wiped once.
 
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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
“It’s be great if we had more than that...” (referring to the 50% Goal)
“I’m not gonna be ungrateful”
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His greed causes him to say the first line and then his brain kicks in knowing he might fuck himself over, causing him to damage control with the "I'm not gonna be ungrateful." You can tell he just wants to be honest and shit talk his chat for not supporting enough.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Phil definitely has a weird tick around black people. To put my tinfoil hat on for a second, I figured it was because Phil is a giant, paranoid coward who thinks black people = criminals, so he developed his nervous tick. I don't think he actually hates them. At least, not more than he generally hates everyone else.

I also think there's plenty of evidence of Phil just being retarded when it comes to speech. I mean, we have a whole thread of all the weird things Phil says. We've even had similar instances in the past where he'd slur or fumble when reading something and it sounded like one of the Twitch forbidden words.
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Everyone agrees that Dave is a fucking mushmouth. The problem that everyone has is the clear and distinct difference in treatment between content creators.
Twitch has banned Koreans for "hate speech" and double down because "Twitch doesn't make any mistakes".
It's extremely obvious that Dave has a guardian angel. The only question is to what extent can this guardian angel protect him? Because he sure as fuck couldn't stop him from getting de-partnered.
 
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King DDT said:
It's extremely obvious that Dave has a guardian angel. The only question is to what extent can this guardian angel protect him? Because he sure as fuck couldn't stop him from getting de-partnered.
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Spray him down with a can of raid, that’s the only option left. The alcohol from his pores combined with the intended effects of raid on insects will stack for high damage
 
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ProvenWrong said:
Whatever drug this man is doing.. I want it doubled.

Tons of videos of Phil out there in the FGC and there isn't one girl.
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DSP was at his peak attractiveness, if you could say that, when he was with Leanna in like 2014. He didn't have a bald head matched with one of the fattest necks you've ever seen like in 2009, and he didn't look like he was on the verge of joining a retirement home like today. At least in 2014 he was a little lighter than both years I've mentioned and he had a somewhat full goatee.

Nonetheless, DSP's gross habits outweigh any points I could ever give him. Stuff like picking bread up on the floor and then mushing that shit onto your poorly made egg sandwich? Not washing your hands after touching the toilet to pour bacon grease down the pipes? Just absolutely nasty.
 
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King DDT said:
It's extremely obvious that Dave has a guardian angel. The only question is to what extent can this guardian angel protect him? Because he sure as fuck couldn't stop him from getting de-partnered.
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I wouldn't read too much into it, because we're talking about Twitch here. There's no coherent management or policy. It's quite likely that KarenSydeDave just called support over and over till he pulled someone who'd just do what he wants.
 
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King DDT said:
Everyone agrees that Dave is a fucking mushmouth. The problem that everyone has is the clear and distinct difference in treatment between content creators.
Twitch has banned Koreans for "hate speech" and double down because "Twitch doesn't make any mistakes".
It's extremely obvious that Dave has a guardian angel. The only question is to what extent can this guardian angel protect him? Because he sure as fuck couldn't stop him from getting de-partnered.
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I think the person who protect DSP is someone close to hassan bokhari. less known streamers got banned for no reason while dsp break the rules everyday and get away with it.
 
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Cyber Bowling said:
Phil definitely has a weird tick around black people. To put my tinfoil hat on for a second, I figured it was because Phil is a giant, paranoid coward who thinks black people = criminals, so he developed his nervous tick. I don't think he actually hates them. At least, not more than he generally hates everyone else.

I also think there's plenty of evidence of Phil just being retarded when it comes to speech. I mean, we have a whole thread of all the weird things Phil says. We've even had similar instances in the past where he'd slur or fumble when reading something and it sounded like one of the Twitch forbidden words.
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I think the automated nword ban is dumb but watching the video its kind of weird how it slips out of phil. Its kind of out of nowhere and not the way I would imagine a normal person inadvertently saying it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a stormfront rally barely contained in that head of his.
 
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RoyalBlast said:
I think the person who protect DSP is someone close to hassan bokhari. less known streamers got banned for no reason while dsp break the rules everyday and get away with it.
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But as people have been saying, Twitch and their enforcement of rules in regards to getting banned or temporarily suspended are so patchy that you truly have to question how the fuck is twitch even a functionally operating website in the first place.

There is like a black hole of resources constantly being neglected in that company, and it looks like it's going to continue being that way for years on end.

Because as long as they bring in the money, the only other things to think about are PR management and to cover their own arse when legal shit pops up.
 
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