Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Erika Furudo]

Seems to be a regular feature of her thread. Remember back in January, around page 430, when her nudes first leaked? After the short spike of fanboys attempting to type one-handed, the thread derailed into a dozen page discussion of the guy whose photo someone used to catfish her.

This is how captivating she is as a human: She can literally strip naked and still be runner-up for attention to some random Euro guy with no real connection to anything being discussed.

Wasn't most of the discussion about how messy her room was?

Wouldn't hurt to try

I'm more interested in the Shoe vs coomers story arc than any OF arc.

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1393277107271356417

Gotta love how the left screeches about capitalism being exploitation, and how people don't treat workers right. Unless it's a sex worker spreading their legs for the highest bidder or posting their nudes on OF, then it's not exploitationg and we need to support these people and their lifestyle. I think even most capitalists would say sex work is too capitalistic when you are trying to monetize private and intimate things.

 

[High Tea]

Shoe is a shut in, she has not and will not ever get close to being impregnated.

Abigail Shapiro did this successfully, I have no idea why people fell for this. There are nudes of her in the pile driver position floating around but I guess cooking a pie erases public whore behavior. If shoe ever got serious about marriage (she won’t because she’s stunted and doesn’t want to move out of her parents house) all she’d have to do is make big eyes and say sowwy for admitting she sat in the corner watching Greg fuck another woman

Shapiro has a machine around her, Daily Wire, the Republican party. Lots of money is being spent to prop her up. I get a paid ad for her videos frequently on Youtube. Not sure why the left doesn't take the opportunity to show right-wingers are hypocrites. She's the opposite of trad, career first turned trad larper when she can't sing because all the theaters closed due to Covid. Her milkers must be very powerful to make people forget that. There is simp money in the trad larp, so I can see why Shoe would try it.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'm more interested in the Shoe vs coomers story arc than any OF arc.

https://twitter.com/shoe0nhead/status/1393277107271356417

Hahahahaha even Reddit is telling shoe0nhead to start an OnlyFans.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Except June doesn't have conservative leanings. She started out life online by shitting on feminism and gamergate when it was going viral, moved on to dunking on SJW cringe, then she backtracked on it all when it was no longer cool and widely popular. She doesn't want to offend the Tumblr crowd like before. Now she leans left, supports Bernie Sanders, Antifa, and memes Karl Marx. She burned bridges with all the people she worked with 5-10 years ago. She has no hard political convictions except for what's generally popular. This is why people call her a grifter and she's at best, a political shitposter.

To me, the biggest red flag was June saying that all those trans activists who advocate for children being given hormones had their hearts in the right place, and we shouldn't be hard on them. Even before, Shoe was very happy sitting with these cripto-pedophiles during vidcon. This is the crowd she really likes, all low-life larpers with no standards, people who have achieved nothing.

This is what Shoe really is. She doesn't like Feminists because she's a petty bitch who hates other women and being told "no", but she is as much a basic bitch as they are. She likes being surrounded by a circle of mediocre people so she doesn't feel or look bad in comparison.

You think it's a coincidence that she walked away from people like Sargon? Lauren? No. The reason is taht they have lives and have moved on. They can keep their political careers while also managing a family. Lauren's is going to start a new documentary,, I think. Shoe only has memes and no husband or kids. She wants all of this, but she doesn't have the talent to actually achieve it.

 

[Don.Apple]

Vaush and Shoe are definitely hooking up once he gets those disgusting keloids chopped off.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

i mean vaush is repulsive both physically and personality-wise but kyle is a good looking guy and he lives in new york too. i mean, it would definitely be an upgrade from greg. at least he has a job and isn't an old divorced manbaby.

Kyle Kulinski is a lesbian softball coach and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I think Greg must have some bizarre charisma that Kyle lacks. But yes Kyle is a step up, you're right. But for Kyle she's a step down.

June isn’t kyles type Kyle said he is into black girls with big butts (coincidently his friend Corins wife is a big black woman, even though she looks Philippino)

 

[Captain Syrup]

Not sure why the left doesn't take the opportunity to show right-wingers are hypocrites.

Mutually-assured destruction, that's why.

 

[sper]

To me, the biggest red flag was June saying that all those trans activists who advocate for children being given hormones had their hearts in the right place, and we shouldn't be hard on them. Even before, Shoe was very happy sitting with these cripto-pedophiles during vidcon. This is the crowd she really likes, all low-life larpers with no standards, people who have achieved nothing.

This is what Shoe really is. She doesn't like Feminists because she's a petty bitch who hates other women and being told "no", but she is as much a basic bitch as they are. She likes being surrounded by a circle of mediocre people so she doesn't feel or look bad in comparison.

You think it's a coincidence that she walked away from people like Sargon? Lauren? No. The reason is taht they have lives and have moved on. They can keep their political careers while also managing a family. Lauren's is going to start a new documentary,, I think. Shoe only has memes and no husband or kids. She wants all of this, but she doesn't have the talent to actually achieve it.

I agree with you except for the last sentence, getting a husband and kids doesn’t really require talent apart from the most basic behavioral standards

 

[Ita Mori]

Not sure why the left doesn't take the opportunity to show right-wingers are hypocrites.

A war exposing hypocrisy is probably the last war the left wants to have, given how much blatant ammo they've gifted the right in recent years.

Vaush and Shoe are definitely hooking up once he gets those disgusting keloids chopped off.

Nah.
Vaush has a career ahead of him milking the neolib-masked-as-socialism cow for quite some time to come. Shoe will always be a liability until Vaush takes off the mask and goes full establishment.
Shoe is going to be a cat lady, whether she wants to or not. Successful/Worthwhile men her age are either married or seeking younger women. The best she'll do is mid-lifers but mid-lifers are not hip and "with it" and that won't fly with Shoe who seems to have delusions of age.

 

[Don.Apple]

Nah.
Vaush has a career ahead of him milking the neolib-masked-as-socialism cow for quite some time to come. Shoe will always be a liability until Vaush takes off the mask and goes full establishment.

The only ass Vaush has gotten these past few years is from something that looks like the Asylum Demon from Dark Souls. He'll jump at the chance to get with an upgrade like June, liability or not. Also, Shoe has been able to rebrand herself, mostly thanks to Vaush, so I don't think she's as much of a liability as you might think.

Shoe is going to be a cat lady, whether she wants to or not. Successful/Worthwhile men her age are either married or seeking younger women. The best she'll do is mid-lifers but mid-lifers are not hip and "with it" and that won't fly with Shoe who seems to have delusions of age.

She has a lot to gain from hooking up with Vaush. He's a growing online figure with lots of room to grow and dating him would legitimize her even further in leftist spaces which shoe has desperately been trying to break into since Socialism is the trendy thing nowdays.

 

[MediocreMilt]

She has a lot to gain from hooking up with Vaush. He's a growing online figure with lots of room to grow

I give it two years before he gets Amos Yee'd.

 

[Ita Mori]

Those tweets just make me think she's pulling a BadBunny and is pining for Hasan's attention for clout and maybe some dick.
AKA, women.

Michael Brooks was a cunt and I'm glad pol/tards pissed on his grave.

 

[KateHikes14]

I give it two years before he gets Amos Yee'd.

Honestly sh0e could probably have a part in Bausch eventual downfall, knowing vauschs history, the DMs between them would be very forward and exposing to say the least. There has to be some reason such a mutually beneficial relationship has not occured, and I'm dying to see what it is.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Shoe is a shut in, she has not and will not ever get close to being impregnated.

Abigail Shapiro did this successfully, I have no idea why people fell for this. There are nudes of her in the pile driver position floating around but I guess cooking a pie erases public whore behavior. If shoe ever got serious about marriage (she won’t because she’s stunted and doesn’t want to move out of her parents house) all she’d have to do is make big eyes and say sowwy for admitting she sat in the corner watching Greg fuck another woman

I didn't know these were floating around. Not bad. Thanks.

To me, the biggest red flag was June saying that all those trans activists who advocate for children being given hormones had their hearts in the right place, and we shouldn't be hard on them. Even before, Shoe was very happy sitting with these cripto-pedophiles during vidcon. This is the crowd she really likes, all low-life larpers with no standards, people who have achieved nothing.

This is what Shoe really is. She doesn't like Feminists because she's a petty bitch who hates other women and being told "no", but she is as much a basic bitch as they are. She likes being surrounded by a circle of mediocre people so she doesn't feel or look bad in comparison.

You think it's a coincidence that she walked away from people like Sargon? Lauren? No. The reason is taht they have lives and have moved on. They can keep their political careers while also managing a family. Lauren's is going to start a new documentary,, I think. Shoe only has memes and no husband or kids. She wants all of this, but she doesn't have the talent to actually achieve it.

The part that I find funniest about this is just how easy it is for a woman even as low-end-of-average-in-all-respects as June to get a husband and start a family. There are a lot of men out there that would allow her to not only keep being her basic self, and who also tick plenty of the boxes for desirable traits in a partner. That she can't even land and keep one of those unfortunate souls says a lot about how awful she is.

 

[Puck]

She has a lot to gain from hooking up with Vaush. He's a growing online figure with lots of room to grow and dating him would legitimize her even further in leftist spaces which shoe has desperately been trying to break into since Socialism is the trendy thing nowdays.

Shoes wayyyyyyyyyyyy too old for him

 

[zero twoo]

Shoes wayyyyyyyyyyyy too old for him

by about four times.

 

[Pentaborane]

one big poorly scripted act of taking on attributes and tone of other internet famous people

She honestly doesn't seem to have a personality.

Well she is a hollow husk

She has no spine

she's changed her political opinions to appease her loon fanbase, constantly flip-flopping between shit.

All that shit forms a pattern of several clinical personality disorders. No, not NPD/BPD. Expecting her to stop being a thirty-something parasite or a weathervane may be like asking an autist to go to a party and be socially successful.

Also, pulling out your hair out for over 10 years without doing anything about it is utterly pathetic. I've gone through a few worse things, that didn't even obviously show. Unless she permanently damaged her scalp, this is worse than teenage cutting persisting into adulthood.

 

[Captain Syrup]

The part that I find funniest about this is just how easy it is for a woman even as low-end-of-average-in-all-respects as June to get a husband and start a family. There are a lot of men out there that would allow her to not only keep being her basic self, and who also tick plenty of the boxes for desirable traits in a partner. That she can't even land and keep one of those unfortunate souls says a lot about how awful she is.

Most people prefer E-fame to living a fruitful life. I guess you can chalk it up to brain chemistry and addiction. Fame has a similar effect to getting high.

But I think we're taught that fame is the only currency which matters now. It's an equalizer. It opens doors. We're egalitarian only in the sense that Joe Q. Bloggs can become a celebrity.

 

[Berrakh]

Her response to Hasan is something else. Say what you want about him, he's at least typing complete thoughts in plain language about a major issue. She's responding with memes about redemption arcs

Honestly sh0e could probably have a part in Bausch eventual downfall, knowing vauschs history, the DMs between them would be very forward and exposing to say the least. There has to be some reason such a mutually beneficial relationship has not occured, and I'm dying to see what it is.

This is true. A lot of contrary claims seem predicated on the idea that Vaush debasing himself for her wouldn't make sense. Well, that's true but that's on brand isn't it?