DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I think the automated nword ban is dumb but watching the video its kind of weird how it slips out of phil. Its kind of out of nowhere and not the way I would imagine a normal person inadvertently saying it. I wouldn't be surprised if it was a stormfront rally barely contained in that head of his.

It's somewhere between subconscious word association, the connectionist theory and low IQ. I used to work with a guy who taught me lots of ways to mess with peoples heads. Quick-fire questions are the ones which get most people because they don't pay attention. The cows tests are good for flirting with dumb girls...

...getting someone to say the word "silk" 5 times fast then immediately asking them what cows drink. There's a good chance they'll say milk.
...same with asking them lots of quick questions where the answer is "white". You then ask them what cows drink and they're statistically likely to say "milk"
(of course cows do and can drink milk, but the answer should really be water)

The thing he read was something like "while stationary negative...". Being gin drunk stroke face and slurring his words while not paying attention, it's not impossible to think he was reading "too fast" and processing the word "while". Which he then combined with "negative" to give... happy fun times.

There's the connectionist (fuck you auto-correct) theory that it's a word association issue; he subconsciously connects the word "negative" with black people. This is what they're using to train retards in to believing Critical Race Theory is a thing. If you watch YouTube channels with black people, they tend to say nigger a lot. It becomes part of your vocabulary but you (assuming you're white) "aren't allowed" to say it. It's word association that black people now become niggers, which they say they aren't but they are because that's what they call each other when being dumb. Which is a negative. This is why the idea of CRT is retarded.

I hate the cunt. It was an accident.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

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And he's still awake, I can already see him yawning during the streams.
I like the "Fuzzy Pickles". I wonder what demo he's trying to appeal too.

But what about that precious twitch community he didn't want to leave?
Are we gonna do a one final twitch stream to say good bye to them after 4 long years of support?

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

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And he's still awake, I can already see him yawning during the streams.
I like the "Fuzzy Pickles". I wonder what demo he's trying to appeal too.

tbf, today is the only time he actually got an excuse for staying up late since tomorrow is his day off.

 

[Penix]

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Jesus Christ I legitimately can't tell if he's got delusions of grandeur, is that much of a boomer, or both

Aww how cute, intern#37589 replies to his tweet and he already thinks he's a big shot. At least he has gotten more attention from YouTube in two days than what he got from Twitch in four years, good on you buddy.

 

[SlushFiend]

tbf, today is the only time he actually got an excuse for staying up late since tomorrow is his day off.

I honestly forgot that XD, so used to his old schedule.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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Capcom just utilized the movie ingredients to make their own art.

The thing is that Phil said that he saw this film years ago, but is now acting like it's a revelation to him when he saw the monster design that Capcom apparently ripped off. In other words, Phil is doing his lazy clout-chasing again.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

But what about that precious twitch community he didn't want to leave?
Are we gonna do a one final twitch stream to say good bye to them after 4 long years of support?

As long as they didn't have dollar bills attached to their usernames, those people were absolutely nothing of value for him at all, more of a nuisance, like do you remember him getting pissed off at them for those people who used to cheer and sub but didn't want to tip through PayPal because they were afraid of getting doxxed, and throwing a fit at people who didn't want to donate through any of the three methods avaliable for them on his twitch channel and called them lazy and conspiracy crazy idiot nut jobs?

Yeah he totally cared about that pahsitive chill community he built up, for sure.

 

[Mature Adult]

But what about that precious twitch community he didn't want to leave?
Are we gonna do a one final twitch stream to say good bye to them after 4 long years of support?

Dude the twitch community had their chance! They didn't donate enough to make up for the lost money!

DSP only made...checks notes... an average of $460 a day in the 19 days between being departnered and the marathon. That doesn't even include the $1303 from the Marathon. He averaged out to make more than he asked for, and it still wasn't enough. DSP saw the dollars fly in via superchats and that was enough to abandon twitch.

 

[CT 05]

From the currency in super chats we can see what country has a large amount wheel chairs

Seeing a lot of £ so feeling quite concerned about the amount of inbreeding in the UK .....

i feel a sudden urge to reconsider life choices

 

[UaineRunei]

i feel a sudden urge to reconsider life choices

Don't worry man, we understand.

Just keep in mind that tips help him the most.

 

[bajagoogoo]

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Jesus Christ I legitimately can't tell if he's got delusions of grandeur, is that much of a boomer, or both

Phil Burnell is a real-life Arnold Rimmer.

Phil needs validation to cope with his self loathing. If that validation isn't genuine, he makes himself believe it's genuine.

Much like Rimmer, he can't handle making mistakes as it fuels his self loathing. As such, he finds way to dismiss or blame others for those mistakes.

The extremely few times Phil found any semblance of real life acknowledgment for his wasted life, he holds on to like they still have meaning. Much like Rimmer holding on to his service medals and Risk campaign book.

Phil gets heated when he's reminded of what he could've been if he kept himself in check and not masking his cowardice by being a prick. Much like Arnold's disdain for Ace Rimmer.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Here is the raw data of the superchats from the last night stream.

 

[tzgnilki]

Dude the twitch community had their chance! They didn't donate enough to make up for the lost money!

DSP only made...checks notes... an average of $460 a day in the 19 days between being departnered and the marathon. That doesn't even include the $1303 from the Marathon. He averaged out to make more than he asked for, and it still wasn't enough. DSP saw the dollars fly in via superchats and that was enough to abandon twitch.

it's time for him to put all of his eggs into another basket

on a seperate note, I just realised why he's deleting his youtube streams and re-uploading it



source

 

[Melfice]

I love how he is currently bashing SuperChats because he won't get paid them for a few weeks, he got way more of them then he did in tips since swapping to YT. Is actively telling people to tip rather than Superchat against any sort of ToS on YT?. I am also leaning more into the theory that now his first $100 per stream is what he spends on his actual bills and anything extra he can waste on WWE Champions or Gin, hence why he is always so desperate to get past that £100 mark. I don't see his monthly bills actually being much more than $3000

 

[PieceofShet]

it's time for him to put all of his eggs into another basket

on a seperate note, I just realised why he's deleting his youtube streams and re-uploading it

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Nah. You give him too much credit. Its because of ad revenue.

"""cant multiquote on phone"""

That poll? There is no option to go back to twitch. That poll is literally pointless, also fuck that "twitch community" he was praising a week ago. He pretended like he care.

 

[Jonny Rico]

Phil Burnell is a real-life Arnold Rimmer.

Phil needs validation to cope with his self loathing. If that validation isn't genuine, he makes himself believe it's genuine.

Much like Rimmer, he can't handle making mistakes as it fuels his self loathing. As such, he finds way to dismiss or blame others for those mistakes.

The extremely few times Phil found any semblance of real life acknowledgment for his wasted life, he holds on to like they still have meaning. Much like Rimmer holding on to his service medals and Risk campaign book.

Phil gets heated when he's reminded of what he could've been if he kept himself in check and not masking his cowardice by being a prick. Much like Arnold's disdain for Ace Rimmer.

Pretty spot-on comparison now you mention it. I wonder if there's an Ace Burnell in an alternate universe somewhere..

 

[Preferred Penne]

Phil Burnell is a real-life Arnold Rimmer.

Phil needs validation to cope with his self loathing. If that validation isn't genuine, he makes himself believe it's genuine.

Much like Rimmer, he can't handle making mistakes as it fuels his self loathing. As such, he finds way to dismiss or blame others for those mistakes.

The extremely few times Phil found any semblance of real life acknowledgment for his wasted life, he holds on to like they still have meaning. Much like Rimmer holding on to his service medals and Risk campaign book.

Phil gets heated when he's reminded of what he could've been if he kept himself in check and not masking his cowardice by being a prick. Much like Arnold's disdain for Ace Rimmer.

Also, he is definitely not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

 

[Hogan of the South]

People who think he said the gamer word on purpose to move to youtube must be the same STUPID people who think he did the maaturbation stream on purpose.

The jerking off stunt was Phil just ahead of his time. He was the pioneer of only fans.
Just dipping his toes, that time his entire dick into the great wide open.

and now I’ve sinned for giving him the idea of an onlyfans. I’ll see myself out.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I love how he is currently bashing SuperChats because he won't get paid them for a few weeks

On top of being a spoiled shit who wants everything NOW NOW NOW, Phil lacks the foresight necessary to recognize that him getting daily money of large amounts has done absolutely nothing to improve his life whatsoever. In fact it has visibly worsened his overall condition. This became abundantly clear to me when I viewed footage from early 2019, when he didn't even have a tips goal, it just said "total tips". And he was able to clown around, no matter how many times he would fuck up in a game, which is impossible to see him doing now unless he has raked in tons of tips. It's like night and day watching him play DKC2 versus his embarrassing run through the remake of RE3 from last year, or this year's streams of Divinity.

Question is, has all that money really been going directly to Scopely? We've been assuming so, but what if it isn't? I mean he looks so much like a junkie fixing for his next hit that it's hard to imagine anything else being responsible for his shift from not caring so much about tips to revolving his whole stream around them, and well before losing his partnership, but what if we're mistaken?

I wish it was easier to track his spending on that game, though I suppose it's clue enough the fact that he hasn't given up on it. He's still trying to upgrade his guild, which to me denotes still being pretty well hooked. But does that in of itself denote daily whaling out? What if it doesn't? What if Phil found some other vice, that's making such a jackass out of him lately?

 

[Balr0g]

Page 7777. We hit the jackpot of autism.

We have to hit the 8.000 page mark by the end of May you magnificient autists.

On a serious note I get the feeling Phil wants the tip money because he has settled in the following mindset:

Twitch / youtube / Patreon payment -> money for bills
Tip money WWE champions and groceries.

Guess Phil and Khet will starve soon