DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Iron Hamster]

Not all of the money Phil gets. Around half of it is going to Scopely. There's more things that Phil is wasting his money on immediately, we just don't know what they are. Other gacha games? Online gambling? Fancy shit to keep Katherine in that khando? Onlyfans addiction? All we can do is guess.

Delivered food is easily $100 a day.

 

[Rockerverb]

Phil loves syllables. He thinks using big words makes him look smart, but they only expose his stupidity. Just look at how many times he says 'penultimate', or 'cold turkey' incorrectly despite his chat correcting him many times. Or even straight up makes up words, like 'unprofessionality'.

 

[Schmeckel]

Phil loves syllables. He thinks using big words makes him look smart, but they only expose his stupidity. Just look at how many times he says 'penultimate', or 'cold turkey' incorrectly despite his chat correcting him many times. Or even straight up makes up words, like 'unprofessionality'.

It's been readily documented, you nudnik.

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Won't lie, I was getting a little worried that I was gonna lose this bet but this last weekend was just the gift we needed to win the poll. You love to see it.

Hey Phil! Next time when you feel like venting how you really feel about Tevin, come make an account! We don't ban for "negger"s here.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

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And he's still awake, I can already see him yawning during the streams.
I like the "Fuzzy Pickles". I wonder what demo he's trying to appeal too.

Fuzzy Pickles is a reference to Earthbound. Earthbound is a Super Nintendo game from the 90s that Phil likes to reference because he thinks it makes him seem like a totally legit old school retro video game fan. Really though it's a first party Nintendo game that was poorly received at release but has garnered a wide cult following since the dawn of consumer internet bringing autists together to talk about their favorite semi-obscure-but-not-really video games. So yeah, he's aiming at his wheelchair paypigs.

 

[tzgnilki]

I don't think you can legally gamble in WA state.

tribal casinos are exempt, america is weird

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Well, we can see that he placed very high in the latest Champions event and there simply is no way for someone to place that high without spending a ridiculous amount of money on it.
So if we assume that Rafters is in fact DSP (which is 99% likely at this point), we can pretty much confirm where the lion share of his tip money goes.

I don't understand enough of how that game works to be able to argue one way or another, I'm just thinking that alternatives may be more likely than it seems at first glance. It's starting to feel too... easy, I guess, to think that Scopely eats up so much of Phil's money.

I think it depends on what repercussions he'd face for not enabling. It would be quite ironic if she was constantly hitting him up for cash and refusing to tell him what exactly it's for, while hinting at leaving if he gives her a hard time about it. Obviously I'm not in any way saying that that's even likely the case, but we know how much Phil claims to believe in karma.

Phil is far too self-centered for me to think that that would last very long, regardless of his inability to stand up for himself face-to-face. If Khet hits him up for money, it can't be very much, or be very often.

Not all of the money Phil gets. Around half of it is going to Scopely. There's more things that Phil is wasting his money on immediately, we just don't know what they are. Other gacha games? Online gambling? Fancy shit to keep Katherine in that khando? Onlyfans addiction? All we can do is guess.

I'm thinking new furnishings for the Wakhando, a lot of fast food, and more collectibles. There's a reason we don't see the rest of his condo anymore, he maintains the claim of not eating a lot of fast food, and he has demonstrated already that he doesn't learn from a damn thing, let alone eating thousands of dollars on collectibles he tried to use as an investment without doing any real research and knowing when to buy/sell.

What really sinks Phil as far as his financials go, though, is the fact that even his legit bills could be lower if he wasn't such a stupid asshole. The vest streak money probably didn't literally pay off his HOA fees in Connecticut, but after all these years, he has probably paid those folks more than what the vest streak brought it, so in a way, he lost out on all of it before he even got it.

 

[Detractor#38657]

Phil is far too self-centered for me to think that that would last very long, regardless of his inability to stand up for himself face-to-face. If Khet hits him up for money, it can't be very much, or be very often.

Fair enough, I suppose eventually he would just tell her he's broke like he does with chat. Though he does seem to take her out to eat often enough.

 

[Draventren]

I'm watching the TIHYDP of RE: Village and I know this is going to be me late to the party but christ on a cross is he really unfun to watch play "scary" games. Doesn't get into it, can't shut the fuck up for a few seconds to let the atmosphere in to breathe, and worst/best of all we get appearances by my favorite Phil, Expertsydephil. Probably my favorite thing about his whole fucking RE: Village bitching has been how he doesn't get how the vampire femdoms can turn into bugs. Tries going into how the older RE games would mutate you and turn you into a zombie, but he just doesn't get how they could turn something into bugs, because scientifically speaking, mutating something like Nemesis or the guy from RE2 makes more sense.

First off, it's fantasy, straight up pure fantasy. if we are going to talk about RE in any sort of serious terms the virus/fungus/STD that umbrella makes is pretty low on my list of questions, pretty high is how the fuck umbrella can afford multiple giant underground facilities to test the virus, and why they have puzzle rooms in their facilities? Why does a police station have puzzle rooms while we are asking questions? To keep their employees entertained while on duty, I guess?

Sorry about getting sidetracked there, but it to me shows more that Phil doesn't get themes, which is more of an indication that he knows nothing about writing and shouldn't try to critique things since he doesn't understand it. They can turn into bugs 1) because nothing says that they CAN'T and 2) it's reflective of their interactions. You have the queen bee in lady Dimitrescu or however its spelled, and her warrior/worker bees. It also plays into how they are blood drinkers, like mosquitos, and is generally an unnerving concept of being able to appear out of thin air.

I want expertsydephil to explain how The Hobbit and LoTR in general don't make sense because we understand how evolution works.

 

[PieceofShet]

WAAAAAAT!!! These idiots have no idea what they are doing /snort. This would mean less money from subs! Im glad I left twitch ACKACKACK

Twitch lowers subscription prices in most countries to reflect the cost of living | Engadget

Twitch is lowering subscription prices in most countries to reflect the cost of living and make it easier to support local creators..

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[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Personally I’m still laughing over how he threatened his viewers with the whole “If I don’t make enough money, I can’t stay on Twitch!” thing, they paid him out the ass, and now he refuses to stream on Twitch.
Money well spent, loyal fans! And just ignore how he’s completely ducked out of all the improvements he said he would add to the stream in the past, despite making almost $15,000 in a month’s time!

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Fair enough, I suppose eventually he would just tell her he's broke like he does with chat. Though he does seem to take her out to eat often enough.

It says a lot that it seems to be the only thing those two do together. They certainly don't play video games together, because obviously Khet actually likes them, whereas Phil does not.

@Draventren It's really weird the times in which Phil has either too much or nothing to say. Sometimes it appears deliberate, like maybe he yammers a lot during horror games because he doesn't WANT to get into them.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Here is the raw data of the superchats from the last night stream.

Yo, biggest fucking ups to Third_World_Detractor for the great ideas to track Super Chats, I've made some basic changes to the spreadsheet in the YouTube section to start accounting for Super Chats and memberships (starting with last night's stream, will need to find some time to manually add in the the YouTube shit from the two streams prior). I have no idea how Python works but was able to get the chat_downloader script running on my laptop so should be able to start logging upcoming streams (not sure if there is any way to automate this process for when I'm not home).

Also, shoutout to the beautiful and gorgeous Lyciversoul for his comeback anal scene with DSP, $40 blown just for the last night's stream, I'm sure much more to come.

Edit: I'm also going to explicitly note YouTube's 30% cut from Super Chats, so that if this fat fuck ever comes across the spreadsheet he can see exactly how much of his precious JPEG money Google has siphoned off

 

[Forbidden Math]

People who think he said the gamer word on purpose to move to youtube must be the same STUPID people who think he did the maaturbation stream on purpose.

It needs to be said that saying nigger directly benefitted him, not only did he get to cry that he had been banned he also got to drag some paypigs along to youtube, including some of them who said they wouldn't leave Twitch like OIC. I can see why people might think he said it on purpose, it's very convenient timing. I don't think he said it intentionally but it's clear how saying it benefitted him.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

It needs to be said that saying nigger directly benefitted him, not only did he get to cry that he had been banned he also got to drag some paypigs along to youtube, including some of them who said they wouldn't leave Twitch like OIC. I can see why people might think he said it on purpose, it's very convenient timing. I don't think he said it intentionally but it's clear how saying it benefitted him.

The situation played into his favour, and he fully exploited it. I agree yeah that I don't think he actually intended to say the hard-n on a stream at that exact moment (who knows why he happened to screw up his words at that point in time). But he was anticipating things to go south at some point with twitch, it just happened to not end up the way he would have expected it, but perhaps wanted...

He probably liked the fact that he could accuse Twitch of being incompetent morahns and picking on a content creator that "hasn't done anything wrong" despite other streamers doing illegal shit on there every day.

 

[This is what happens when]

On top of being a spoiled shit who wants everything NOW NOW NOW, Phil lacks the foresight necessary to recognize that him getting daily money of large amounts has done absolutely nothing to improve his life whatsoever. In fact it has visibly worsened his overall condition. This became abundantly clear to me when I viewed footage from early 2019, when he didn't even have a tips goal, it just said "total tips". And he was able to clown around, no matter how many times he would fuck up in a game, which is impossible to see him doing now unless he has raked in tons of tips. It's like night and day watching him play DKC2 versus his embarrassing run through the remake of RE3 from last year, or this year's streams of Divinity.

Question is, has all that money really been going directly to Scopely? We've been assuming so, but what if it isn't? I mean he looks so much like a junkie fixing for his next hit that it's hard to imagine anything else being responsible for his shift from not caring so much about tips to revolving his whole stream around them, and well before losing his partnership, but what if we're mistaken?

I wish it was easier to track his spending on that game, though I suppose it's clue enough the fact that he hasn't given up on it. He's still trying to upgrade his guild, which to me denotes still being pretty well hooked. But does that in of itself denote daily whaling out? What if it doesn't? What if Phil found some other vice, that's making such a jackass out of him lately?

I think Phil has many vices, consumption being the root of all of them. It's why he won't do a house tour, he'd have to explain the his and hers kerig machines sat next to the pile of seen on tv junk still in the packaging with his lazy boy reclining couch set's black leather shining in the distance. He can't help himself, it's the only thing in his life that makes him feel anything. He is truly a sad individual. If I made his income it would be completely life changing having lived off a fifth of it my whole adult life. Yet he pisses it all away for a hit of dopamine that slowly gets less affective. But hey, he still got the chair huh huh huh.

 

[Michael Richards]

Phil is far too self-centered for me to think that that would last very long, regardless of his inability to stand up for himself face-to-face. If Khet hits him up for money, it can't be very much, or be very often.

yeah i think youre right and shes pretty inexpensive to keep around and maybe medicated too much to have desires but also its not a regular human interaction. the kissing pic with his smug grin says it all- she's a thing that proves he's a Real Man to the detractors and gets his parents off his back and i think he would be willing to pay for that.

 

[Near]

I can't believe DSP started smoking meth on stream while calling Tevin a nigger. How can Twitch allow this?????

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

christ on a cross is he really unfun to watch play "scary" games. Doesn't get into it, can't shut the fuck up for a few seconds to let the atmosphere in to breathe

You should check out TIHYDP Amnesia, P.T., and Layers of Fear which further showcase his inability to be immersed.

 

[PyroAlert]

I don't think you can legally gamble in WA state.

Gambling is completely legal in Washington state.
The state itself has lotteries and scratch off tickets.
Card houses are legal even for non Natives.
The only casino games that are unique to the reservations are slots, craps, and roulette.
Sports and horse racing betting is also legal.
There are dozens of Tribal casinos throughout the state, some as large as main casinos on the Vegas strip.
It is true that online gambling is unrecognized in Washington. Besides Nevada, Washington may be one of the most gambling friendly states in the US.