Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

  • 🔧 Actively working on site again.
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It would appear he's streaming again. I haven't concluded as to whether he's incapable of exerting effort or if exerting as little effort as possible is his excuse for being unsuccessful. Oh, and this is how he looks now:

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He's screening a movie called Hard Rock Nightmare. He hasn't watched it before because he wants to be surprised. He said this in response to being asked if the watchers should be wary of boobage. I looked up the film and IMDB shows that it's unrated and so obscure that it has no parental advisories whatsoever anywhere on the internet. So Lowtax is playing Russian Roulette with his channel, again.

e: One of the external reviews linked by IMDB had "boobies" in the tags and they talk about this one having sex scenes so yeah uh he's going to murder his channel again.
 
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Has he even purchased any furniture? Wow, what an absolute faggot. He's an old man, and he's obviously dying, and his pathetic apartment hasn't even had any furniture moved in. He's this gray haired faggot, obviously dying, in a completely unimproved apartment.

He should put a gun to his head.
 
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NeoGAF Lurker said:
He totally would, goof troop, but his gun has been stolen!
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Correct me if I’m wrong, but Lowtax claimed it was stolen during the move. Beyond how stupid it is to allow people you don’t know move your firearms for you to your new place of residence; it’s just as stupid they would steal it since you can get their names from the moving company, file a claim with the moving company, and use those names to file a police report.

Again, his meme-y Five Seven pistol was “stolen.”
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Pictured: A man who really wants to be streaming.

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And, y'know, alive.
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He just needs some stress relief from putting together the internet dropouts website. He is furiously dropping out of making it available on the internet, which is the ultimate in irony and will result in both vindication and plenty of dollars. That’s hard work!
 
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Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
Do you think he's ever going to hang those pictures on the wall?
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No. He could make it a $5000 donation goal for a stream, meet that goal through and honest to God religious miracle, and he would still leave them sitting on the floor and complain about how he couldn't do it because of his powdered spine or feet or some shit.
 
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^^^Of course, and that lonely fucker'll be decorating his apartment until rent's way overdue

spinal gas chamber said:
He just needs some stress relief from putting together the internet dropouts website. He is furiously dropping out of making it available on the internet, which is the ultimate in irony and will result in both vindication and plenty of dollars. That’s hard work!
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Man I hope his new site miraculously gets finished and gains a loyal userbase, cuz it can only lead to the latest frontier of unintentional lowtax comedy
 
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