DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

"I WAS AN IMACHUR 30 YEARS OLD AT THE TIME WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I MATURED LIKE THE MATURE ADULT I AM NOW"

Whenever he talks about how much he machoored think that first of all
1.He didn't change
2.He was a in his late 20s and early 30s at the time

This machoor adult thing is a fascinating trait about his psychology, Phil is a huge man child that can't delay gratification, think about his future or control his emotions so he is always doing everything to get immediate pleasure and dopamine hits like eating garbage, coonsoming media, spending all of his money on pulls ,lying to make himself feel better,etc. Since he is a narcissist he will never admit he is not perfect and will never change his 13 year old mindset, and since narcissist can't admit they are not perfect they project themselves into other people which is what he does with the machoor shit. Every single person that contradicts him, doubts him or calls him out on his lies is a little kid that needs to grow up and he is a mature adult that doesn't even need to adress your kiddie bullshit, also one of the reasons why he is not popular is because he is so machoor and won't over react or do kid shit (which is a lie). I find this enourmous level of projection and delusion fascinating and extremely funny, is one of my favourite things about him as a cow.

 

[UaineRunei]

Phil being Phil on his day off. Apparently, someone dug up those clips of Phil making bad racist jokes that only he laughed at, and he's whinging again because he totally doesn't want drama. Remember guys, he's totally not racist.

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I like the way he thinks.

Did I (Phil) do something stupid?
- Yes:
- 3 or more years ago -> round up to 10 years, say that it's invalid and call the person a dickhead. BONUS: talk about depression and your aunt.
- Less than 3 years -> It doesn't exist. If does exist, he has nothing to do with it. It's a conspiracy theory and there's no evidence (usually there are plenty of evidence). IF POSSIBLE: ban the person.
AFTER: make the subject of your next prestream.

 

[SirChipDouglas]

Yo, biggest fucking ups to Third_World_Detractor for the great ideas to track Super Chats, I've made some basic changes to the spreadsheet in the YouTube section to start accounting for Super Chats and memberships (starting with last night's stream, will need to find some time to manually add in the the YouTube shit from the two streams prior). I have no idea how Python works but was able to get the chat_downloader script running on my laptop so should be able to start logging upcoming streams (not sure if there is any way to automate this process for when I'm not home).

Also, shoutout to the beautiful and gorgeous Lyciversoul for his comeback anal scene with DSP, $40 blown just for the last night's stream, I'm sure much more to come.

Edit: I'm also going to explicitly note YouTube's 30% cut from Super Chats, so that if this fat fuck ever comes across the spreadsheet he can see exactly how much of his precious JPEG money Google has siphoned off

Wasn't there a $200 superchat all by itself? How come that isn't in the spreadsheet?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this.

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"I'm ashamed of the kind of humor I used to have. But it was never my fault to begin with for making jokes like that, it was my upbringing, I was inspired by a comedian I liked, and it was what I had to do in order to pull in an audience on the terrible website that was Youtube. Also anyone who has a problem with that kind of humor is a soyboy. Also fuck Pewdiepie for calling me a soyboy. Also I'm streaming on Youtube from now on."
I just...
...what?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

"I'm ashamed of the kind of humor I used to have. But it was never my fault to begin with for making jokes like that, it was my upbringing, I was inspired by a comedian I liked, and it was what I had to do in order to pull in an audience on the terrible website that was Youtube. Also anyone who has a problem with that kind of humor is a soyboy. Also fuck Pewdiepie for calling me a soyboy. Also I'm streaming on Youtube from now on."
I just...
...what?

It must be the cheap gin that's pickled his brain.

 

[IHateMyJob]

At the end of the day Phil is a scamming pigroach. All the fools giving him money to "own the trolls" the jokes on you. The trolls are gonna keep trolling and laughing at Phil. You are gonna be out money and Phil is going to piss it away on his gambling addiction. Check on him 5 years from now....no green screen, no decent camera, no proper chair and still fiddle fucking his way through games like Mr. Magoo AND still begging for money to pay his back taxes.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

I would respect Phil more if he did not cuck out and continued being a racist, sexist piece of shit

 

[metis]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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Who the fuck taught him the word soyboy?

 

[A Money Creature]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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Holy shit total mask off, using the "sissy", "SJW" and "soyboy" words which I didn't even know were in his vocab. What is it, like 10 pm WA? gin out early today

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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Very brave of Phil to still have the same type of humor from ten years ago and calling people sissies. He's getting brave because he thinks Twitch cant touch him since he's on Youtube now?

And of course, he's trying to stir up shit on his day off. Can't wait to hear him shit talk people live on stream because he has no other talking points.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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Lmao at Phil calling other people sissy soyboys as if he was a chad, the mother fucker with giant tits,obese back and atrophied muscles that backed out every time he was confronted IRL has the gall to call other people sissy betas.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Holy shit total mask off, using the "sissy", "SJW" and "soyboy" words which I didn't even know were in his vocab. What is it, like 10 pm WA? gin out early today

Reminder that this is the guy who literally covered his face during a breast-feeding scene in an Amnesia mod
And ran away from a little girl insulting him
And refuses to play multiplayer games cause of "da trulz"

 

[Penix]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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Calling people soyboy with tits bigger than my momma's.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

This ack taxes scam is my fav
No clear amount , gets paid more , more taxes , new payment plan

endless ....

Give this man credit cards again God dam it ,We need bankruptcy rev 2.0

 

[Piece of Peace]

Wasn't there a $200 superchat all by itself? How come that isn't in the spreadsheet?

Super Chats from his first two streams don't have tracking data yet (since that asshole deletes his VODs it makes collecting data after the fact significantly harder). Scripts for automatic live tracking came online beginning with his 3rd YT stream (last night).

Basically, I'm trying to find ANY possible way that I can get that data without having to literally sit through those two streams for the sake of my sanity. PigPigGo doesn't have transcripts for any of his YT streams as far as I can tell so I'm currently out of ideas, I might not have a choice. The data will be there eventually one way or another, have a bit a patience my dude.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Phil, lay off of the gin. You're embarrassing yourself. Again.

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Again, this is a REAL MATURE ADULT saying all of this. This gin that he drinks gives him super coping powers. Or just proves that he's an idiot.

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Would you look at that he's doing the good ol "I did nothing wrong" ACKT. Phil goes from condemning his past self to defending his past self, and somehow this is going to make him look better? If anything it just makes him look worse towards anyone outside of his cult which is the last thing Phil needs right now. I would laugh my ass off if Youtube found out about these tweets and demonetized his channel.

Lmao at Phil calling other people sissy soyboys as if he was a chad, the mother fucker with giant tits,obese back and atrophied muscles that backed out every time he was confronted IRL has the gall to call other people sissy betas.

Calling someone a Soyboy doesn't work when you are one. Phil is again showing how much of a buffoon he is. Which is fine because it just makes his tweets look like a little kid wrote them while having a fit. WAAAH WAAAAHH MOMMY PLEASE BUY ME THIS WOLVERINE TOY!!!! *snorts*

 

[Mature Adult]

Lmao at Phil calling other people sissy soyboys as if he was a chad, the mother fucker with giant tits,obese back and atrophied muscles that backed out every time he was confronted IRL has the gall to call other people sissy betas.

The dude has no friends or acquaintances because he is too afraid to meet anyone, even his own fans.. I wouldn't be surprised if DSP didn't even know his neighbors. What a chad.

 

[A Money Creature]

Would you look at that he's doing the good ol "I did nothing wrong" ACKT. Phil goes from condemning his past self to defending his past self, and somehow this is going to make him look better? If anything it just makes him look worse towards anyone outside of his cult which is the last thing Phil needs right now. I would laugh my ass off if Youtube found out about these tweets and demonetized his channel.

Youtube support's twitter account was literally just replying to him before those tweets

 

[Gramh]

If generalized racial stereotyping and jokes made about them isn't racist then what is, DSP? Is it only racist if it's serious?