US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Extricate Cavitations said:
<A crock of out of touch Boomer-tier bullshit.>
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Oh sure, no, it's not that any prior generation bears any sort of responsibility for the choices their impressionable children/siblings/students/advisees make.

It's not like you fuckers didn't beat the drum of "GO TO COLLEGE OR FAIL AT LIFE!" all day, every day, for literally the entirety of junior high and high school. It's not like your bankster cohorts didn't prey on (admittedly, retarded idiot) kids going to school for Underwater Basket Weaving degrees while talking out of both sides of their mouths about "pursuing your dreams" but also "it might be hard to make a living with that degree, but here's your money anyway!"

Our economic mess is our fault, I am not disputing that. We made those choices, we signed on to those ridiculous loans. God knows I've made enough stupid choices to end up where I'm at currently. But don't fucking sit there and smarm like you and your generation(s) did not assist us in making and shitting up the beds Millenials and Gen Zyklon must now sleep in. Get it through your fucking boomer skulls: YOU FUCKERS WERE IN CHARGE AND WE WERE CHILDREN. Maybe we didn't listen to everything you said, but we stupidly assumed you might actually know something about adulting, and success, and how to make your way in the world. Turns out you were pulling it out of your collective asses the whole time. But, like with Bernie and JoePedo, 'no refunds!'

Ya done fucked the fuck up, you fucking old fucks.

The least you could do is own up to the fact and stop looking down your noses, aghast, at what your idiot children did at your behest.
 
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Abradolfus_Linclerson said:
Oh sure, no, it's not that any prior generation bears any sort of responsibility for the choices their impressionable children/siblings/students/advisees make.

It's not like you fuckers didn't beat the drum of "GO TO COLLEGE OR FAIL AT LIFE!" all day, every day, for literally the entirety of junior high and high school. It's not like your bankster cohorts didn't prey on (admittedly, retarded idiot) kids going to school for Underwater Basket Weaving degrees while talking out of both sides of their mouths about "pursuing your dreams" but also "it might be hard to make a living with that degree, but here's your money anyway!"

Our economic mess is our fault, I am not disputing that. We made those choices, we signed on to those ridiculous loans. God knows I've made enough stupid choices to end up where I'm at currently. But don't fucking sit there and smarm like you and your generation(s) did not assist us in making and shitting up the beds Millenials and Gen Zyklon must now sleep in. Get it through your fucking boomer skulls: YOU FUCKERS WERE IN CHARGE AND WE WERE CHILDREN. Maybe we didn't listen to everything you said, but we stupidly assumed you might actually know something about adulting, and success, and how to make your way in the world. Turns out you were pulling it out of your collective asses the whole time. But, like with Bernie and JoePedo, 'no refunds!'

Ya done fucked the fuck up, you fucking old fucks.

The least you could do is own up to the fact and stop looking down your noses, aghast, at what your idiot children did at your behest.
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Lol, I'm a millennial too. I have a job. It has nothing to do with either of my college degrees, but I do all right. Get good.
 
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Sped Xing said:
Lol, I'm a millennial too. I have a job. It has nothing to do with either of my college degrees, but I do all right. Get good.
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It's funny because we don't have a state-ran UBI system, but most big companies absolutely have around 30% of their workforce who are useless seat-warmers.

It must suck to have no useful skills and yet still have a bloated sense of entitlement that prevents you picking up a tool
 
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Abradolfus_Linclerson said:
Oh sure, no, it's not that any prior generation bears any sort of responsibility for the choices their impressionable children/siblings/students/advisees make.

It's not like you fuckers didn't beat the drum of "GO TO COLLEGE OR FAIL AT LIFE!" all day, every day, for literally the entirety of junior high and high school. It's not like your bankster cohorts didn't prey on (admittedly, retarded idiot) kids going to school for Underwater Basket Weaving degrees while talking out of both sides of their mouths about "pursuing your dreams" but also "it might be hard to make a living with that degree, but here's your money anyway!"

Our economic mess is our fault, I am not disputing that. We made those choices, we signed on to those ridiculous loans. God knows I've made enough stupid choices to end up where I'm at currently. But don't fucking sit there and smarm like you and your generation(s) did not assist us in making and shitting up the beds Millenials and Gen Zyklon must now sleep in. Get it through your fucking boomer skulls: YOU FUCKERS WERE IN CHARGE AND WE WERE CHILDREN. Maybe we didn't listen to everything you said, but we stupidly assumed you might actually know something about adulting, and success, and how to make your way in the world. Turns out you were pulling it out of your collective asses the whole time. But, like with Bernie and JoePedo, 'no refunds!'

Ya done fucked the fuck up, you fucking old fucks.

The least you could do is own up to the fact and stop looking down your noses, aghast, at what your idiot children did at your behest.
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Them owning up to it whether its true or not won't really do any good will it? They're not giving you reoperations mate, and honestly if you're part of gen Z you have no reason to bitch about falling for the college meme. I distinctly remember in 5th grade seeing the local news station run piece after piece about how all these poor millennials couldn't find work and were drowning in student debt. That was back in 2008, I'm basically the fist year of zoomer's if you couldn't figure it out between 2008 and whenever you went to college (which at the earliest would've been 2016) you were never going to figure it out.
 
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God of Nothing said:
Are we really going to generation tribal fight like a bunch of tards when unemployment is going through the roof regardless of all our faults?
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Unemployment going through the roof while companies beg for workers proves John Smith knew how to handle Americans from the very start.

Work or starve.
 
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God of Nothing said:
the gibs have done the opposite of what they were hoped to do
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I don't know how this could be a surprise to anyone. If you pay for something, you'll get it. If you pay people to sit on their backsides at home, then that's what they'll do. If you pay people to sit in cubicles and browse social media all day and not require any skills, then you'll get unskilled time wasters.
 
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polonium said:
I don't know how this could be a surprise to anyone. If you pay for something, you'll get it. If you pay people to sit on their backsides at home, then that's what they'll do. If you pay people to sit in cubicles and browse social media all day and not require any skills, then you'll get unskilled time wasters.
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b-b-but it's supposed to keep you on your feet before you find a job again! what do you mean you're not going to because it pays more than a job itself?
 
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b-b-but it's supposed to keep you on your feet before you find a job again! what do you mean you're not going to because it pays more than a job itself?
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The thing is, if your job can be done by anyone with a pulse because it requires no special skills or knowledge, or willingness to put up with bad conditions then it'll pay next to nothing. We shouldn't have enabled their sense of entitlement in the first place by artificially hyping up wages, and we shouldn't do shocked pikachu face now that we've been paying unproductive people to be even less useful than usual and find that they're unwilling to go back to even doing the bare minimum they were doing before.
 
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Abradolfus_Linclerson said:
Oh sure, no, it's not that any prior generation bears any sort of responsibility for the choices their impressionable children/siblings/students/advisees make.

It's not like you fuckers didn't beat the drum of "GO TO COLLEGE OR FAIL AT LIFE!" all day, every day, for literally the entirety of junior high and high school. It's not like your bankster cohorts didn't prey on (admittedly, retarded idiot) kids going to school for Underwater Basket Weaving degrees while talking out of both sides of their mouths about "pursuing your dreams" but also "it might be hard to make a living with that degree, but here's your money anyway!"

Our economic mess is our fault, I am not disputing that. We made those choices, we signed on to those ridiculous loans. God knows I've made enough stupid choices to end up where I'm at currently. But don't fucking sit there and smarm like you and your generation(s) did not assist us in making and shitting up the beds Millenials and Gen Zyklon must now sleep in. Get it through your fucking boomer skulls: YOU FUCKERS WERE IN CHARGE AND WE WERE CHILDREN. Maybe we didn't listen to everything you said, but we stupidly assumed you might actually know something about adulting, and success, and how to make your way in the world. Turns out you were pulling it out of your collective asses the whole time. But, like with Bernie and JoePedo, 'no refunds!'

Ya done fucked the fuck up, you fucking old fucks.

The least you could do is own up to the fact and stop looking down your noses, aghast, at what your idiot children did at your behest.
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I'm a millenial. I listened to my boomer parents, got a trade and was able to purchase a house & truck before I was 30. My sister is a millenial. She didn't listen to our boomer parents, went into sociology and has nothing to show for in life.
 
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