What would your death row meal be?

[Monkey_Fellow]

I would get:

• 15pc kfc bucket.
• Carpaccio.
• Onion rings
• A medium rare Surf & Turf steak with Waffle fries.
• Unlimited pints of Asahi beer
• 1 liter of Ben & Jerry's cookie dough.

And to finish it all off I would do a Shoenice style Vodka slam before I would get the electric chair.

 

[BerriesArnold]

A Burger King meal. I want to get my hopes up just one more time only to be let down once again. It's poetic. I'm also an optimist at heart. Somewhere in my soul I still hold on to the faint hope that Burger King's food won't taste like shit for once. And in that, I'll die trying and most likely die disappointed.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Whatever creates the most gas and fecal matter. If I'm to go in an undignified way, I may as well leave a stinker.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Beef tartare and a bottle of Lagavulin 16, simple enough.

 

[Lemmingwise]

Hungerstrike.

 

[byuu]

A pardon (with ketchup)

 

[Lame Entropy]

Shrimp fried rice and a coke.

 

[DancingDino]

Alot of states allow only a 20 buck maximum and no alcohol so I would simply ask for house insulation to keep me protected from the chair

 

[augment]

Every type of cheese imaginable with a bottle of chateau Montrachet to sip.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Likely just get as much Macallan 72 as I could drink that way I'd be dead, but they'd be broke.

 

[Haim Arlosoroff]

1. 30x Honey Bourbon Chicken Wings (three pieces attached) with microwaved-hot Honey Bourbon sauce on the side as well
2. 2x Large NY Fries with Ketchup
3. 1L Beer stein, creamy vanilla ice cream, 2 L Bottle of A&W Root Beer

 

[Billy Beer]

Cyanide.

Fuck you, i'll go out on my terms

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

A gallon of human breast milk

 

[Kosher Dill]

A plate of tendies with a side of fries, and Heinz ketchup (NOT Hunt's ketchup, it has to be HEINZ ONLY). The fries need to be lined up in order from shortest to longest, the fries can't be touching the tendies, the tendies can't be touching the ketchup, and the ketchup can't be touching the fries.

You wouldn't send a severely autistic retard to the chair, right? Right?

 

[Big Ruski]

Your mother along with some fava beans and chianti *sucs on teeth*

 

[need shoeonhead nudes]

Cyanide.

Fuck you, i'll go out on my terms

It would be cool if you could have kept something you're alergic to hidden from the state medical records, then request it as your last meal.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I thought prisons stopped offering last meals because it cuts into their profits?

 

[kazuhiro]

I wondered what conditions were attached to last meal requests, so looked up Wikipedia, which has a list of some notable requests. Some are interesting - two murderers asked for a single unpitted olive, and Adolf Eichmann had a bottle of Israeli wine.

 

[Absolutego]

I thought prisons stopped offering last meals because it cuts into their profits?

It varies on a state by state level, most just added some limits re: how far the meal can be sourced and how much can be spent, so clever inmates can't demand something only found in the jungles of Laos that would take five weeks and $8,000 to bring to the prison.

 

[Jason Wynn]

A plate of my mom’s homemade bierocks (German meat pastries that taste fucking amazing) a side of steak fries lightly salted, three bottles of extra stout Guinness and a slice of New York cheesecake