What would your death row meal be?

Assuming that I wouldn't be hungry and that there's a cap on how much the prison system is willing to spend, I'd ask for a bottle of Ketel One.
 
Eggs Wodehouse from Archer made just as it was on the show. The ingredients apparently cost an arm and a leg and it is a very rich, savory dish.
 
I would ask for french toast filled with bananas and strawberries, scrambled eggs, sausage, and a peanut butter smoothie.
 
the biggest pan of al dente spaghetti noodles baked in tomato sauce and meatballs. giant bottle of tabasco. cans of Pibb dr pepper and real ginger beer (non alcoholic)
 
I'd try to escape so I'll probably order a bottle of wine and a meal that requires something sharp and pointy.
 
Furbuger with a side of shaved asshole.
Maybe some goldshlogger for the hell of it.
Just so I could tell the man flipping the switch, 'I'll Crap Gold'
 
Several different brands of canned green beans for the purpose of doing a taste test.

When prompted about which one is the best. I would respond with:

"I'll take it to the grave with me."
 
In Fantasyland where you can have anything you want? A bottle of Kentucky wheated-bourbon and a box of my favorite cigars. (I wouldn't smoke them all. I'd give one to anyone nearby who wanted one and we could all hotbox death-row. Also in case the one I got was plugged. That would be tragic.)

In reality where it's most likely that your meal is cooked by someone in the prison kitchen with locally sourced ingredients? Pizza.
 
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