Freaked by cicada swarms? You could just stick a fork in ’em - Eat the bugs article #2853

Freaked by cicada swarms? You could just stick a fork in ’em​

https://apnews.com/article/eating-brood-x-cicadas-bfd249381c3947b3881a8f0bd19e6ead (https://archive.ph/K5NrD)

NEW YORK (AP) — Cicadas are poised to infest whole swaths of American backyards this summer. Maybe it’s time they invaded your kitchen.

Swarms of the red-eyed bugs, who are reemerging after 17 years below ground, offer a chance for home cooks to turn the tables and make them into snacks.

Full of protein, gluten-free, low-fat and low-carb, cicadas were used as a food source by Native Americans and are still eaten by humans in many countries.

“We really have to get over our dislike of insects, which is really strong and deep-seated in most people in our culture,” said David George Gordon, author of “Eat-a-Bug Cookbook” and known as the Bug Chef.

“You could make stir fry. You can mix them into dough to make bread — make banana bread, let’s say. You can batter them and deep fry them, which I think would be my favorite way,” he said.

This year’s group is called Brood X, and they can be seen in 15 Eastern states from Indiana to Georgia to New York. Their cacophonous mating song can drown out the noise of passing jets.

When the soil warms up enough, cicadas emerge from the ground, where they’ve been sucking moisture from tree roots for the past 13 or 17 years, depending on species. They shed their exoskeletons, attach themselves to branches, mate and lay eggs before dying off in about six weeks.

When eating adult cicadas, it’s advised to pull the wings and legs off to reduce the crunchiness. But Gordon advises home cooks to gather the cicadas when they’re nymphs, before their body armor hardens and while they are still soft and chewy, like soft shell crab.

He puts them in the freezer, a humane way to kill them. Once defrosted, cicadas can become a pizza topping like sundried tomatoes, or replace shrimp in any recipe. Others have followed his lead, including a University of Maryland cookbook dedicated to the cicada.

“People can’t really deal with the idea of looking at a bug and eating it. So that’s why I like tempura batter or something that just conceals the features of the nymph,” Gordon said. “Plus, I’ll eat anything that’s deep fried. I have a recipe in my book for a deep-fried tarantula spider and they’re really good.”

Gordon’s “Eat-a-Bug Cookbook” came out in 1998 and was greeted by hostility and jokes from late-night TV hosts. “But of course, over the last 20 years, this is moving in the direction of being normalized,” he said.

Gordon pointed to the rise of foodie culture and thrill-seeking eaters like chef Andrew Zimmern, but especially to a 2013 report from the United Nation’s Food and Agriculture Organization as a turning point in interest in edible insects. The report estimated that insect-eating is practiced regularly by at least 2 billion people around the world, and that dozens of species have been documented as edible, including cicadas.

It also declared that edible insects are rich in protein and good fats, high in calcium, iron and zinc, emit fewer greenhouse gases than most livestock, and take very little farming space or water.

“Now people were taking what I had been saying all along more seriously,” Gordon said. In America, “We’re kind of the weirdos: 80% of the world’s cultures eat insects, but we’re in that 20% that thinks it’s an abomination.”

The number of mass-produced foods containing insects — from protein bars to chips and pasta sauce — has been rising. In parts of Asia, some insects are sold in bags like salted peanuts or in tubes like stacked potato chips. A German company makes burgers out of mealworms.

“They’re a much healthier option for the planet,” said Dr. Jenna Jadin, an evolutionary biologist and ecologist who has worked as a climate change adviser for UN agencies like the Food and Agriculture Organization. “Especially in light of the fact that we will shortly have to feed 9 billion people.”

Jadin notes with a laugh that once the mighty, high-cost lobster was deemed so repulsive in the West that it was fed to prisoners. “Perceptions change,” she said.

She notes that the Food and Agriculture Organization estimates about 18% of the world’s greenhouse gas emissions are due to animal agriculture.

Adventurous eaters might start with insects at the Newport Jerky Company, which has stores in Massachusetts and Rhode Island and a vibrant online presence. Its insect section includes a bag of grasshoppers for $9.99 or chocolate-covered crickets for $6.99.

Co-owner Derek Medico said he sells one item — a $9.99 mixed bag of dehydrated grasshoppers, mole crickets, silkworms, crickets and sago worms — thousands of times a year. “I think a lot of it just the novelty,” he said.

And he doesn’t expect to see consistent demand for insects anytime soon.

“In other countries and other cultures, that’s much more accepted and much more normal,” he said. “But here, I just think it’s just going to take a while.”
 
Establishment: Sky is blue, eat the bugs.
“We’re kind of the weirdos: 80% of the world’s cultures eat insects, but we’re in that 20% that thinks it’s an abomination.”
Citation needed.

Gordon’s “Eat-a-Bug Cookbook” came out in 1998 and was greeted by hostility and jokes from late-night TV hosts. “But of course, over the last 20 years, this is moving in the direction of being normalized,” he said.
It's like the media is using comedy to introduce ideas that they will normalize later, or something...
Remember when cross dressing/tranny stuff and gay shit was just a joke? It got framed as a fun quirk and now it's the law of the land.
 
Why are they so obsessed with trying to get people to eat bugs anyway?
My hypothesis? They want to kill the economies of rural farm states so that they can punish and subjugate us damn dirty Deplorables.

Always ask that verboten question: "who benefits?"
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It's funny. The more they push it the more suspicious their motives look to the general public. Only shitty products have to be constantly shilled this obnoxiously because no one wants them. Why do you think people avoid shitty mobile games shilled by youtubers like they're avoiding the plague.

Hypothetically speaking I can't even imagine how a marketing campaign for bugs would even work. Marketing a pizza is simple. Pizza is delicious and looking a picture of one makes you want one. What does looking at a bug do besides make you revolted. There are zero ways to make a bug enticing to anyone because it goes against all natural instincts.
 
The more they push it the more suspicious their motives look to the general public. Only shitty products have to be constantly shilled this obnoxiously because no one wants them. Why do you think people avoid shitty mobile games shilled by youtubers like they're avoiding the plague.
I've never seen a group of people more dedicated to proving their opponents correct.
 
Why are they so obsessed with trying to get people to eat bugs anyway?
Part humiliation ritual, part consolidation of power in the hands of the big food producers.
Not to mention same with the general green agenda, imagine how much money you can make by rebuilding the entire supply chain of food production and distribution.

Hypothetically speaking I can't even imagine how a marketing campaign for bugs would even work. Marketing a pizza is simple. Pizza is delicious and looking a picture of one makes you want one. What does looking at a bug do besides make you revolted. There are zero ways to make a bug enticing to anyone because it goes against all natural instincts.
It will be just marketed under some misleading fantasy name and/or added into meat product like soy nowadays.
 
Hypothetically speaking I can't even imagine how a marketing campaign for bugs would even work. Marketing a pizza is simple. Pizza is delicious and looking a picture of one makes you want one. What does looking at a bug do besides make you revolted. There are zero ways to make a bug enticing to anyone because it goes against all natural instincts.
I can see the ads being similar to those "we secretly replaced their coffee with folgers crystals" ads. Make food that looks like the real thing. Taste about the same. Then reveal they're eating bugs. The people on hidden camera will probably vomit though.
 
The sad thing is, this propaganda plan is probably going to work on the masses.

I remember 15 years ago I said eating ass was gross and people agreed. Now when I say this I'm considered a prude. Same thing is going to happen with bugs I fear.

The people on hidden camera will probably vomit though.
I would definitely pull a Chris Farley on anyone that did this to me.
 
The sad thing is, this propaganda plan is probably going to work on the masses.

I remember 15 years ago I said eating ass was gross and people agreed. Now when I say this I'm considered a prude. Same thing is going to happen with bugs I fear.
Most likely. It is a multi directional attack. On one level it is high status and hip to be a vegan and bug eating will be there next to it. (saving the planet, muh carbon)
On the other hand the regulators will make it difficult for you to raise animals and on the other simply change the definitions of food. On the other hand climate shit can force legacy food producers to reduce animal products via taxation and quotas.

A big issue is that food production is already centralized and out of the control of local communities. If super market doesn't have a category of product anymore, then it simply doesn't exist for the customer.
 
Some one in the illuminati bought an insect farm before realizing that there's no market for it.
Nah theres actually a huge market for feeder bugs even if people aren't eating them, dubia roaches especially are super popular right now as feeders for everything from tarantulas to bearded dragons. Plus putting live insects in your bird feeder is a great way to attract all kinds of awesome birds like bluebirds.

I finally got more mealworms, hopefully my colony gets bumpin again enough to feed not only my pets but the wild birds, and maybe even me eventually.
 
It is a multi directional attack.

It's so draining to live in this cyberpunk dystopia with corrupt elite constantly attacking freedom in so many ways. They really do want us "little people" reduced to miserable cybernetic slaves or the like. Too bad real life doesn't seem to be the kind of cyberpunk dystopia where a team of heroes can thwart them...
 
What does looking at a bug do besides make you revolted.
Idk looking at bugs makes me happy and full of desire to cherish and love them as well as appreciate the vital role they have in the ecosystem

Life as we know it would not be possible without insects, they're one of the most important groups of animals on the planet. Whether you choose to eat them or not (and they have been a food source for humans forever in many part of the world), it's important to still recognize the vital role they play in both our existence as well as the existence of most life on earth.
 
It's so draining to live in this cyberpunk dystopia with scummy elite constantly attacking freedom in so many ways. They really do want the "little people" reduced to miserable cybernetic slaves or the like. Too bad real life doesn't seem to be the kind of cyberpunk dystopia where a team of heroes can thwart them.
In the grim darkness of the 21st century there is only apathy and cringe.

Sure, I do sound like some loon, but I do see some worrying trends that normal people simply doesn't care about because it is too abstract to them.
If I was nuts I would say they are running the machine into the wall, so they can pick up the pieces later and rebuild it the way they want it.
 
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