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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
How the fuck did you forget? Paul looks nothing like an actual woman. He's just fat.
i said almost, mainly because i was typing wine aunt and my brain was on autopilot. It filled in the she parts too.


Point is bonnie/paul is A fat troon drunk who can't put the wine down for five minutes and do...something to try and save the tranch from going the way of the donner party...or Roanoke island.
 
Imagine having to console a fucking poop-scented linebacker in a dress while driving in a thunderstorm because he forgot his (unnecessary) earmuffs. :story:
Imagine this not even being the worst thing that happened to you this week.
No wonder they've turned to booze.
Also I know this didn't happen, but I like to imagine anti-civ anarchist warrior-poet Josie telling Kevin that earmuffs are a decadent invention of the white colonialists and therefore he doesn't need them.
Bonnie is binge drinking for the third day in a row.
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That's the thing with troons.
You either die a part of the 41%, or you live long enough to see yourself become Toren.
Drunk men and firearms are an iconic pairing, can't wait to see where this goes.
 
A few random twitter stories. Nothing too exciting.

Paul's Mother's Day message met with some disapproval at Twitter. Odd because I thought troons were allowed to say anything they liked, especially when criticising women.

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Alpaca T-shirts are being sent out. Is this a modern alternative to the fluorescent bib saying "Registered Child Sex Offender"?
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The Socialist Rifle people turned up for a tour and even had their pictures taken with the alpacas. Hilariously, they've blurred out all the faces in the version they uploaded. A bit pointless because they're visible in lots of other snaps on their timeline.

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And back to the animal neglect, it looks like they need a vet but don't want to pay. I remember a story from a couple of years ago of a British vet who was struck off when he was caught fucking a goat. I think that a train pulled up at a nearby signal. I wonder if they could persuade him to join.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1393682426136723460 (X)

So Kevin's not the only one with a "Medical discharge"
 
A few random twitter stories. Nothing too exciting.

Paul's Mother's Day message met with some disapproval at Twitter. Odd because I thought troons were allowed to say anything they liked, especially when criticising women.

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Alpaca T-shirts are being sent out. Is this a modern alternative to the fluorescent bib saying "Registered Child Sex Offender"?
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The Socialist Rifle people turned up for a tour and even had their pictures taken with the alpacas. Hilariously, they've blurred out all the faces in the version they uploaded. A bit pointless because they're visible in lots of other snaps on their timeline.

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And back to the animal neglect, it looks like they need a vet but don't want to pay. I remember a story from a couple of years ago of a British vet who was struck off when he was caught fucking a goat. I think that a train pulled up at a nearby signal. I wonder if they could persuade him to join.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1393682426136723460 (X)

So Kevin's not the only one with a "Medical discharge"

im not familiar with US military protocol here but might ‘medical discharge’ translate to ‘fuck off with your bennies because they cost less than a court martial for being useless’?
 
A few random twitter stories. Nothing too exciting.

Paul's Mother's Day message met with some disapproval at Twitter. Odd because I thought troons were allowed to say anything they liked, especially when criticising women.

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Alpaca T-shirts are being sent out. Is this a modern alternative to the fluorescent bib saying "Registered Child Sex Offender"?
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The Socialist Rifle people turned up for a tour and even had their pictures taken with the alpacas. Hilariously, they've blurred out all the faces in the version they uploaded. A bit pointless because they're visible in lots of other snaps on their timeline.

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And back to the animal neglect, it looks like they need a vet but don't want to pay. I remember a story from a couple of years ago of a British vet who was struck off when he was caught fucking a goat. I think that a train pulled up at a nearby signal. I wonder if they could persuade him to join.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1393682426136723460 (X)

So Kevin's not the only one with a "Medical discharge"


If all lesbians have short fingernails, how do they explain all the TIMs with deliberately long and painted nails, who call themselves lesbians?
 
im not familiar with US military protocol here but might ‘medical discharge’ translate to ‘fuck off with your bennies because they cost less than a court martial for being useless’?
There's two types of a medical out; discharge, or retirement.
Retirement with <30% disability rating (from the military, not the VA) nets you access to Army hospitals and insurance for life, the other doesn't.

AFAIK, it's also a legal no-no to present yourself as retired; those that do are just trying to grift for gimmes, and are universally brokedicks who made it through Basic, but didn't finish their first enlistment.
 
Because its probably bullshit for attention. I rarely believe the whole "I'm gonna have a panic attack" schtick.
I concur. Kevin has his own thread here, and is such an attention whore he checks it regularly. The only reason he doesn't come here to vomit his bile is because he can't control the conversation like on Twitter.
 
A few random twitter stories. Nothing too exciting.

Paul's Mother's Day message met with some disapproval at Twitter. Odd because I thought troons were allowed to say anything they liked, especially when criticising women.

View attachment 2184693

Alpaca T-shirts are being sent out. Is this a modern alternative to the fluorescent bib saying "Registered Child Sex Offender"?
View attachment 2184694View attachment 2184696

The Socialist Rifle people turned up for a tour and even had their pictures taken with the alpacas. Hilariously, they've blurred out all the faces in the version they uploaded. A bit pointless because they're visible in lots of other snaps on their timeline.

View attachment 2184695

And back to the animal neglect, it looks like they need a vet but don't want to pay. I remember a story from a couple of years ago of a British vet who was struck off when he was caught fucking a goat. I think that a train pulled up at a nearby signal. I wonder if they could persuade him to join.

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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1393682426136723460 (X)

So Kevin's not the only one with a "Medical discharge"

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Must they kneel in alpaca shit?
And where is the grass? Fucking troons.
 
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