Brianna Wu / John Flynt - Original Thread

[wheat pasta]

Yeah, take a break from Twitter and do what? Go outside? We all know that's a bluff.

 

[AssRock]

Yeah, take a break from Twitter and do what? Go outside? We all know that's a bluff.

The sun would fry her pasty white skin to a crisp.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

I'm curious, one of our in-house mathfags needs to calculate exactly how much time Jonny has spent writing his tweets in the last year.

The sheer volume of his tweets, even if each individual tweet only takes a few seconds to write, must drive the number up.

Inquiring minds want to know...

 

[Ruin]

The sun would fry her pasty white skin to a crisp.

I cracked up when she tweeted that she had spent the day hiking up a mountain trail. Brianna Wu is whiter and bonier than your average skeltn.

 

[Spellskite]

A twitter break? Oh wow, she must be absolutely furious at Jim. We all know how badly Wu holds on to grudges, just look at how she talks about totalbiscuit. The idea of her tantruming over this guy calling her shitty behavior out is absolutely wonderful.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I cracked up when she tweeted that she had spent the day hiking up a mountain trail. Brianna Wu is whiter and bonier than your average skeltn.

You'd be surprised how far up a mountain you can get when your husband carries you.
The parallels to be drawn from this are left as an exercise to the reader.

 

[Ravana]

Watch Twitter's stock go up slightly due to her break

 

[zedkissed60]

Truly, a master class in handling John's antics:

"I'm not retracting shit."
"ROTFL shit shit shit "
"you're priceless Brianna."
"I know all about your issues."
"you are far from unemotional here"
"I will not be bullied into making changes, sorry"
"Wrong guy, sorry."
"you have got to be kidding. Instead of 'her' should I refer to her as 'it'? You tell me. Jesus."
"I call bullshit on that, but whatever."

 

[Cynical]

Watch Twitter's stock go up slightly due to her break

Well, this would tend to agree:

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/3-rea...vbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMzBHZ0aWQDQTAxNTZfMQRzZWMDc3I-

However, Wu's beloved hugbox is still not out of hot water. If they keep bleeding users and their new ideas to get people to give a crap don't take off, it continues hurtling toward the edge of a cliff.

If the SJWs increase the pressure to make Twitter more of a hugbox, that could possibly negate any possible moves Twitter makes to grow, as their growth is still terrible and their stock only showing minor upticks in the HOPES their new moves will turn things around.

Having taken some economics courses, I can't make any certain predictions here, but based on my analysis, I'm not optimistic, especially if they continue to remove users based on butthurt SJW feels and their newfangled additions don't inspire the core userbase to care anymore than they do now.

The mass proliferation of Twitter blocklists are not helping any as well, since they are discouraging growth by retarding social interaction.

 

[zedkissed60]

Watch Twitter's stock go up slightly due to her break

Twitter gained $114 million in value in the 9 minutes after John ran away.

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[soliloquyR]

He won't last half a day. If he does, I'll be shocked:

Hey, it's a half a day of rest for you, @Cynical .

 

[Jace E. Denton]

You know, I kinda wish there's a sudden influx of female programmers in the video games industry just so they can tell what kind of hack Wu is as a 'software engineer'.
Now when I think about it, maybe that's why he'll never release Rev 60 on pc. He knows what outcome will be like.
Edit: Death threats weekly? How many it is now, 9001?

Kinda reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Leela sucks really bad at pro sports, but paves the way for more women in pro sports due to motivating them to show the world they don't suck as much as Leela.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Suddenly, the internet feels...slightly more sane now. Did something inconsequential happen, like a whiny tranny leave when they didn't get their way?

 

[MehicTUH_92]

Or at least nursing her wounds.

 

[zedkissed60]

"A secondary Twitter account, where I actually enjoy using Twitter."

John hasn't tweeted once from that account since the last time we checked it - 9 days ago. He's tweeted from his "unenjoyable" account hundreds of times since then and is on the verge of hitting 50,000 tweets - not counting his copious amount of memory-holing.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

As we speak right now, Wu is furiously hitting F5 on her keyboard, looking at her email in dismay, wondering why she hasn't gotten a single email from her haters. Eventually, she will give up, make some fake, obviously pro-GamerGate email, and post the most ludicrously butthurt, ballistic anti-feminist death threat to this email, then she'll parade it around as her supposed death threats that she got while she was away and say that she was having a fun time outside while we were wasting our time.

Wu is a sad, pathetic individual. If she ever reaches the relevancy levels of Dobson, she will lose her fucking mind.

 

[zedkissed60]

Josh Centers is possibly the stupidest man on Earth.

Spoiler

read the whole thread - must be a hundred idiots in it making similar, gullible comments

 

[Kosher Dill]

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You know you can get your gender legally changed, right? The Wus' marriage could very well be considered non-gay in the eyes of the state.

 

[Cubanodun]

You know, I kinda wish there's a sudden influx of female programmers in the video games industry just so they can tell what kind of hack Wu is as a 'software engineer'.
Now when I think about it, maybe that's why he'll never release Rev 60 on pc. He knows what outcome will be like.
Edit: Death threats weekly? How many it is now, 9001?

oh but that already happened, he tried to shit on the devs of Huniepop, only to be revealed that the devs are female and that the game is more successful that R60, then he tried to be a CoolGuy tm by bitching to the devs of City skyline but he forgot that the CEO of the company that made that game (and lead designer) is a women,for extra salt the game is a MASSIVE SUCCESS there is no freaking way that banana can do this

Almost edit: just when i was writing this post, this happened

 

[zedkissed60]