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Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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Let's just say that Kevin's hoodie isn't anything compared to her adult toddler Disney theme.
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Good to know, I suppose. I'll shield my eyes from that, though.
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Those filters or whatever are working extra hard today. We all know you're not that slender, Kevin. We've seen the photos other people took.
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Always remember, Kevin has a BMI of 32.2, where 30 is obese. This is per Kevin's own admission of his height and weight (5'11" 231lbs). Just like he will never be a woman, he will never be skinny.
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Either Kev has dropped a ton of weight or he's discovered photoshop. If he's actually lost weight, good for him, but I'm betting on the latter.
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A few of his recent photos have been filtered like a typical insta thot. It's a desperate grasp at trying to be more womanly by editing his photos.
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The Undertale ones aren't actually Amiibo, they're just regular trading figures. Feel free to rate me autistic now <3
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I think part of it is an optical illusion due to the construction/colour and fit of the hoodie.
The black band down the front makes it look like part of his gut is actually his arm (outlines in green above), and because his moobs are padded out it makes his stomach look more "in" by comparison. Plus the photo cuts off the bottom of his gut to make it less obvious it's hanging down, and the diffuse rainbow textured colour plus shiny fabric makes it harder to notice the shape beneath...
The black band down the front makes it look like part of his gut is actually his arm (outlines in green above), and because his moobs are padded out it makes his stomach look more "in" by comparison. Plus the photo cuts off the bottom of his gut to make it less obvious it's hanging down, and the diffuse rainbow textured colour plus shiny fabric makes it harder to notice the shape beneath...
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The only amiibo he has that isn't basically useless is the Wolf Link and girl one. It unlocks a special dungeon in a Zalda game.
Even then, you can easily make/buy NFC chips or cards with the info on them, and save a lot of space.
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You know, I'd judge him less for the toys if he had space for them and you know, had a job and this was the spending of extra disposable income that he didn't have a better need for. He doesn't even seem to care much for them.
Typically collectors will put time into their hobby, which isn't just the act of buying the things, but also the act of displaying them nicely. They look so crowded. I can't even nicely take in his collection. There is no room to allow any of them to stand out or be distinguished from the mass. Get some glass doored cabinets Kevin, organize and sort your crap, then construct a nice and proper display for it. If you're going to consoom, at least take it seriously.
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Filtering selfies is the most feminine thing about troons. Crying for attention through suicide attempts/threats is number two.
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Outside of collecting's sake, if you want the Amiibo's effects, most Android phones can write onto NFC chips/cards and literally every Amiibo's data is online for you to spoof.
That said, there is a collector's quality to Amiibo since they're generally well-made and many are either of characters which will never get any form of physical merchandising again, like the dog from Duck Hunt, or are nice to have if you've a sentimental attachment to the series, like the Solid Snake one.
However, Kevin is consumer incarnate and is buying them for the sake of buying them, such as that Ridley Amiibo. I don't have any reason to believe he's played any Metroid game outside of beating off to the suitless Samus endscreens on Youtube a few times. Or just beating off to Ridley specifically, given his shared penchant for horrific skeletal dragons earlier. I'm sure he's got other Amiibo he hasn't shown of series he didn't even know existed until the Amiibo for them were made available.
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Kev really should keep doing the head tilted back pose. That one at least hides his disappearing hairline better. He's actually well past the point where most guys would just go ahead and shave their heads instead of trying to disguise the balding. He either needs to break down and do a wig or shave his head and wear scarves or knit caps to go for the "currently getting chemo" look. The latter would at least get some sympathy from folks and people would more likely indulge in his gender fantasies as some kind of make-a-wish for retards thing. In fact, maybe a chemo larp should be the tranch's next e-begging scheme. They've got to move on from Earl somehow.
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I can see that turning into a Total Biscuit thing where they grift cancer then end up actually getting it. Would be well deserved like TBs too.
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“My body looks damn hot in this hoodie” is something literally no woman has ever said. It’s a HOODIE dude. Does this idiot own a single blouse?
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I’ve seen people embed those NFC chips into custom plush toys. Something that is one of a kind, handcrafted, and worth displaying.
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I mean this is a surgery the surgeon has elected to practice, perform, and offer. So absolutely no sympathy for the surgeon lining his pocket with sheckles from the mentally ill.