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Detractor#38657 said:
Go for the eyes, Jasper.
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Lol, imagine the five-alarm dumpster diaperpissing he'd do about "accessibility" if kitty really does ever take teeth to his oculars.
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Phil: I am a believer of free speech

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH! Oh man...
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Why am I unsure of this lol. He runs a gulag chat and he just pigsplained yt membership and how its like follower/sub mode on twitch. I bet he'll lock youtube streams down a ton soon. Edit: He pushed membership as a way to never be left out of chat lol.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
It's always great hearing Phil talk about Ubisoft treating women poorly, coming from the guy who thinks women should either be mothers or eye candy.
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Man I can only sum up it as hypocrisy at this point.

Mentions toxic male culture and abusing their employees...locker room mentality in the FGC and having to act all macho. Meanwhile this guy abuses his employees(fans) and acts like the "toxic male" to this day.

I need a break. Too much crap is being spewed out of his mouth.
 
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The Wicked Mitch said:
There's something troubling about a wholly uncharismatic "human" pretending to enjoy interacting with a pet.
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At least he's good at shooting himself in the foot there by using the term "Jasper Kitty". No one's going to buy his act, thanks solely to that.
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Phil: I am a believer of free speech
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
It's always great hearing Phil talk about Ubisoft treating women poorly, coming from the guy who thinks women should either be mothers or eye candy.
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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Phil's brain actively looks for opportunities to be hypocritical and/or full of shit. It's his favorite hobby, next to shitty mobile games that suck his bank account dry and being a dick on Twitter at 3am while drunk.
 
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Nunzio said:
Massive Shoutout to the extremely beautiful and gorgeous Ryder Rey and Brandi Love and the extremely awesome Bobby Beefcakes in their incredible @TeamSkeet scene🥰💞💖

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I do not like this. It feels like he's looking at me through the computer as if I were a preteen girl in a YouTube video. I feel so objectified.
 
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I haven't seen Punchcat around the DSP threads and got a mad at the internet for making fun of BSV because like many know he is by all means a moron. I have to ask is he or his ozzy beaner friend a BSV white knight? lol either that or my japan reference hurt their fee fees. lol I've come here to laugh at retards not be rated by two. Edit: i also can't view what Punchcat was viewing but I'm new. Thanks in advance if people know these morahns.
 
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Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
Even a supercut would be an hour lol. Everything he touches, he burns.
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Fucking TIHYDP are like 6 hours now a days.

Just gimme an hour long "phil says nice thing about someone" cut to "phil screeches about them" of the choicest bits.

I'd also kill for a "Phil screams about nudniks" and viewers have to guess who he's talking about before the reveal oh THAT was about the twitch bounties board.
 
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SkippyLongbottom said:
Man, I don't even think he's doing it on purpose either. Everyone is rolling their eyes and knowing he is full of shit. Pure hypocrisy.
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It has to be a tic at this point, like someone adjusting their glasses constantly, or the girls always fussing with their hair, whether it's necessary or not. It doesn't help that Phil's base instinct is to reject reality and substitute it with his own, that constantly shifts in accordance with what he needs in order to not recognize his own bullshit.

Though in this case, he may be attempting to ingratiate himself with a new crowd he hopes doesn't realize what kind of person they may be dealing with. I actually want him to succeed there, because holy shit will it be funny when the inevitable happens, especially the longer it takes.
 
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So according to dsp, accessibility just means making games easier. Game devs should just include a super easy mode for retards with every game. Like dude you knew you were going to bring up this topic today and you couldn't bother to spend 5 minutes researching what accessibility actually means when it comes to video games and instead just talk out of your ass.

Its really not surprising though, this is the same guy who hyped up his depression stream but couldn't be bothered to spend a few minutes on WebMD first to learn what depression even is.
 
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Every so often I get just drunk enough to miss prime SoK and wonder why nobody organizes a lets suffer of recent Phil rants so we can all laugh at them together without the sound clips and downtime of watching his actual streams live.

But I never get so drunk I decide to figure out how to stream youtube clips and go through with it. The autism vortex shows no forgiveness and I'm just here to laugh. Even if I think tons of people new to Phil post bankruptcy/twitch ban don't know the good old days of bacon grease being dumped into toilets and the machinima divorce.
 
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