Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

"You were in the closet for a long time, Dear"

I don't think Lilly knows what being in the closet even means. Rey wasn't in denial about her sexuality, she literally didn't know how sexuality worked. Which, you know, makes this romance even more questionable.

Makes sense since Jerry isn't even gay lol
 
"You were in the closet for a long time, Dear"

I don't think Lilly knows what being in the closet even means. Rey wasn't in denial about her sexuality, she literally didn't know how sexuality worked. Which, you know, makes this romance even more questionable.
Rey was 19 when she met Lalaina. That it's not "long time" either. If anything that wouldn't make the subject even more of a sour point for Rey, to be aware of how sheltered and ignorant she was?

Reminds me to the way Rainbow Dash/Ascentia are written in Stockholm, always making questionable jokes that in real life would make everyone not want to be around any of them. Further proof that Liliana actually can't write more than one, maybe two types of character no matter what work.
 
"You were in the closet for a long time, Dear"

I don't think Lilly knows what being in the closet even means. Rey wasn't in denial about her sexuality, she literally didn't know how sexuality worked. Which, you know, makes this romance even more questionable.

It's also the only joke that she has. It's the same one she repeats every time-- one partner or the other wasn't aware they were gay (never 'in denial', just unaware) and then the other teases them about being in the closet. References to Narnia are optional.

Same damn joke no matter who the characters are or what universe it is. Would Azeroth or the Star Wars galaxy still even use the term 'in the closet'?
 
For the past four, five years I have debated whether or not to get people together to pay off some VAs to attempt reading some of Jerry's trash fanfiction just to emphasize what a mentally fucked ride they are. I still have "Be a good girl, suck mommy's cock" laser etched into my lobes from his shit.
 
For the past four, five years I have debated whether or not to get people together to pay off some VAs to attempt reading some of Jerry's trash fanfiction just to emphasize what a mentally fucked ride they are. I still have "Be a good girl, suck mommy's cock" laser etched into my lobes from his shit.
Sounds like a waste of money. Lilly's shitty work isn't going to suddenly going to be clearer by having others read it out loud.
 
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Sounds like a waste of money. Lilly's shitty work isn't going to suddenly going to be clearer by having others read it out loud.
Well, other part of the idea was to then take the raw recordings, trim them down to condense the shitty story, leave in any and all reactions and laughter from the people reading and then zone out with a drumset to make it all some deranged experimental album with a mocking name like "Amsterdam".
 
I wouldn't bother. Even if you were just grabbing some friends and passing around a beer while reading it I don't think you'd really dredge up a whole lot. Maybe a few lines here and there, but Lily's writing style is profoundly bland-- too competent to get really good belly-laughs like you would out of an Eye of Argon, too boring to be genuinely entertaining.

The dissection of her work really comes from the insane concepts rather than their execution, which might be why people skip over Lily's grosser tendencies to begin with. Like yeah, they're there, but the actual moment is utterly forgettable so it just doesn't have any impact.

She's a bad writer, but bad in the worst kind of way-- there isn't even any real ironic enjoyment to be had from her fanfiction, it's just boring. Unless you combed through and maybe took some lines out of context? But it feels like a lot more work than it's actually worth.
 
For the past four, five years I have debated whether or not to get people together to pay off some VAs to attempt reading some of Jerry's trash fanfiction just to emphasize what a mentally fucked ride they are. I still have "Be a good girl, suck mommy's cock" laser etched into my lobes from his shit.
not worht it. instead, use ai.15 to read them off. saves money and the trauma of multiple unnecessary people to read I. Hey, it even has a starlight glimmer option, that'll add more for lily.
 
And new """Good Stuff""" featuring Stitch.
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Stuff like this is why I hate the idea of fandoms, tumblr helped to build a lot of that idea but in the end caused it's downfall. Some things get so bad that I hate to even talk about liking something without being grouped in with a bunch of crazies. At the end of it's lifecycle the fandom just tends to eat itself hating the very thing that brought them all together in the first place.

My advice kiwis, get friends and share things with them, appealing to a "fandom" will get you no where. In the Case of Lilly it's clear they have to hop from one to the next, making me wonder if they really ever cared about said thing in the first place.
 
Stuff like this is why I hate the idea of fandoms, tumblr helped to build a lot of that idea but in the end caused it's downfall. Some things get so bad that I hate to even talk about liking something without being grouped in with a bunch of crazies. At the end of it's lifecycle the fandom just tends to eat itself hating the very thing that brought them all together in the first place.

My advice kiwis, get friends and share things with them, appealing to a "fandom" will get you no where. In the Case of Lilly it's clear they have to hop from one to the next, making me wonder if they really ever cared about said thing in the first place.
You hit or right on the nose. Lily's only looking to add to her harem. I think she’d agree with anything if it meant a woman paying attention to her. The way she interacts with stitch is evidence enough of that.

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She's calling out a minor.

In other news.

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Petty fanfic drama.
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Why does Mikey feel the need to be included in every dunk? You're not standing up for your fiancee, you're just making it worse.

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She's lazy anon.
 
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i agree with random twitter npc no 543 there. Remembering some things can be hard for some disabled people. like autistics for instance... something lily is.


and she's gone on record saying it took her about a year to remember someone's they/them pronouns, like the 3rdmost common 'single/individual' pronoun out there next to he and she.

lily your being a dumbass and a hypocrite again.

considering you've had issues in the past remembering pronouns for over a fucking year- you have no place to say 'youre weak for not remembering neopronouns'

come on lily, try harder
 

'we didn't give control to TSR's entire second act to a creepy weirdo'

I thought she liked Rian Johnson and fervently defended The Last Jedi and his mistreatment of fans? Wonder what changed. Probably a Stitch essay.

Also gotta love how she treats this. 'TSR was meant to be an improvement on the sequel trilogy!' 'TSR is just self-indulgent fluff!' 'It's allowed to be terrible because the bar is set so low!'

I also like how 'planning an arc for multiple chapters' is 'skill and talent as a writer that [she] just [doesn't] have'. I mean I understand that fanfiction is serialized and tends to read as more episodic by the nature of its distribution but she really can't handle, like... a through-line for the plot? Good of her to admit it, though, that's legitimately hilarious.
 
i agree with random twitter npc no 543 there. Remembering some things can be hard for some disabled people. like autistics for instance... something lily is.


and she's gone on record saying it took her about a year to remember someone's they/them pronouns, like the 3rdmost common 'single/individual' pronoun out there next to he and she.

lily your being a dumbass and a hypocrite again.

considering you've had issues in the past remembering pronouns for over a fucking year- you have no place to say 'youre weak for not remembering neopronouns'

come on lily, try harder
I'm going to speculate that Lily doesn't want to practice saying the different pronouns. Or, more likely, she's just lazy and doesn't care (unless she wants to fuck them).
 
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Her ego won't let her stop thinking about it. Hilarious.
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Lily can't handle having a narrative she doesn't control.


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:woo:Timing of a comedian.
Anyway here it is if anyone’s curious: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31452746


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"Anyone who dislikes a YouTuber for resenting their audience has clearly never worked a customer service job"

Lily a customer service job requires civility because its patrons are probably disgruntled. Showing contempt for them defeats the purpose of "customer service".

And I don't expect a customer service worker to entertain me. Furthermore the audience you hate so much is paying your bills.

What kind of stupid fuck would publicly shit in the hand that feeds them? Her fans must be comatose.
 

Pretty sure Lily's never worked a real job in her life.

These two things are completely different. A customer service job is when a corporation pays you to deal with disgruntled customers. You are forced to interact with people who are already angry or frustrated and in need of assistance with a product or service -- or even calling you specifically to bitch -- and who oftentimes wind up channeling their frustrations onto you, since you at that moment represent what they're angry with, even if you have literally no power to set things right.

But a content creator?

You are under no obligation to even interact with your audience. The only obligation you have is to regularly output content for them to enjoy. If they enjoy it, you get the ad revenue or the Patreon dollars or both. If they don't enjoy it, they stop watching you and they stop paying you.

They might say things about you, and technically to you, but you don't need to read the comments or run a Discord where you talk to them directly. You're posting your videos in a public space where anybody can comment on them for any reason; that's the nature of being public. It's absolutely not the same thing as being trapped behind a desk while people berate you for things you had no hand in and no control over; you're on the other side of the Internet, you're completely free to just not read comments and treat your audience in the abstract. Say 'thank you' sometimes for their support, but don't actually get down and dirty, don't respond to comments (and certainly don't curate them), don't have a Tumblr where you constantly blur your personal life with your 'work' opinions and invite people to send you Asks about both. Let people have their conversations while you go about doing the work that they're tipping you for.

Some people have said that Lily's Patrons are her employers or customers, but this isn't really true. The relationship between a creator and their audience is that the creator makes videos they presumably want to make and people contribute to their monthly tip jar to support that endeavor. Maybe they do have stretch goals where they take suggestions from that Patrons, but that's a pretty uncommon thing; mostly it's 'if I reach X goal I'll be able to produce an extra video' or 'if I reach Y I'm now paying my rent, thank you so much!"

Basically (in theory) you're doing something you want to do, and people enjoy your work -- and presumably you -- enough to give you financial freedom to do it.

I can understand maybe feeling stress to perform or perform better because of the financial incentives -- being paid for something feels pretty different than when you're doing it for free -- but that's not what Lily is talking about. She's basically saying that creators can be shitheads to the people who are, out of the kindness of their hearts, funding their creative pursuits because... what, it's their right? I understand that the internet is a minefield and negativity flourishes easily but at no point should it be accepted that a creator can just be an asshole to their audience and then get offended when people call them out on it.

Lily is regularly an asshole to her audience. She has infamously said that her audience is worse than the alt-right Nazi trolls who want her dead. For some reason, people don't like being talked down to and shit on when they're just asking somebody about their opinion on a cartoon or video game.

This isn't a situation where a customer service rep is being berated and screamed at because the hosting site is down and they're trying to say that maintenance work is being conducted and it's going to take some time and this is unacceptable you motherfuckers are ruining my business I demand to speak to your supervisor what's your name I want to make sure he knows you're worthless!

This is Lily being a nasty, hateful person who is nasty and hateful to the people who support her and then getting angry that they aren't taking her abuse. She's the instigator -- always has been -- but she wants to twist this to being the victim. I have every right to be nasty to my audience because they stress me out! (Ignore that I've always been a piece of work.) It's just like those long-suffering customer service workers. But it's worse because one rando that I admit I don't care about said I have a superiority complex in a video that I had to actively seek out. (Have I told you how my ex was literally the devil today? Just asking.)

Lily is right in that creators don't really owe their audience anything (and honestly they shouldn't; I don't mean that in a dismissive way, I just meant that a creator should establish their boundaries and the audience should respect them. But there's a huge gulf between keeping a neutral distance from an audience and insulting them.
 
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