Grumpy Pickle Rick
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What will it take for this turd to shut up?
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Aug 13, 2018
I guess Chris really does think of himself as a cartoon character.
Even cartoon characters bathe.
dirtydeanna96
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Why does Christian care about the G5 horsey crap on TV? He can go see the real little ponies when he meditates and (very soon!) have sex with those cartoon fillies when the merge happens.
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If that's post-cleaning, then Chris, your medallion still looks like shit.
Oh, and he got himself vaccinated as a 'Formality'...
For some reason, Chris doesn't seem to have availed himself of this cure, and instead deigned to use a 'Formality' of a vaccine. Ungrateful little godes, aren't ya, Chris?
Oh, and he got himself vaccinated as a 'Formality'...
...But he has done. This was restated recently: it apparently involves eating sugar and then receiving an electric shock. It took the finest Pony scientific minds plus Blachu to come up with this doozy. So, gorge a pack of Mars Bars and then strap yourself in the ol' 10-button electric chair and you will be healed!
For some reason, Chris doesn't seem to have availed himself of this cure, and instead deigned to use a 'Formality' of a vaccine. Ungrateful little godes, aren't ya, Chris?
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And if Chris already got vaxxed twice, then why the "formality"?
Shabobus
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That's what it looks like after fresh paint? Good lord.
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insert eateot joke: ZIP TO THE EXTREME THROUGH THE END OF TIME!
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That necklace looks uncomfortable. How is he not feeling it? Does he sleep with that thing on too?
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Chris gets vaccinated and acts like he's getting up on the cross for all of us. Typical.
The mold monsters from RE7 are gonna become a reality soon enough if he doesn't burn that thing.
Chris really isn't unique in this regard.
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Fair point. Nor is it unusual behavior for him considering his current christ-complex.
tyrannosaurus_chex
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"The common folk" - every time I start feeling sorry for him, I'm reminded of just how much of an unlikeable sack of crap he actually is, tard or not.
cwcvillemayoress
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How in the fuck does he thinks this sounds good?
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Chris thought the vaccine would be a cure for da homos but instead it was to help deal with a pandemic, truly Chris has proven his psychic prowess for all to see!
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Might be some retard DMing him about how his magic voice has some mind control properties or some shit. Or he might be sincere. We're a year or two from either his merge talk collapsing, or brain washing himself into thinking it worked.
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He sounds like a robotic blowup doll getting banged by Thai ladyboys while looking at dicks dangling at his face in a hotel in Bangkok while it is raining outside.
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Is this the sound when he meditates/chants for the merge?
Sounds like a whale in trouble.
Smash That Kike Button
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My understanding is that you’re not even supposed to laminate it, I guess In case they do a booster or something. Very good shit if he prevented Barb from getting one by doing so.