Laughing at Clown World Crypto Thread - Aka "post retarded meme coins and other funny shit from /biz/" thread

I feel that this might be the future of most crypto hodlers:
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At least now it's okay to talk about how Elon Musk was an asset for the Feds to help create a casus belli to introduce increased regulation for crypto. Most likely he agreed to serve as an asset to avoid insider trading charges for his previous shenanigans. His goal was to cause the smoothbrains maximum pain, making them to lose money and demand at least increased regulation, in lieu of a refund. In other words, Americans got screwed yet again, temporarily taking the crypto market down in the process.

Edit: Between the China fud and Elon's tweets, looks like a lot of shit will be on sale tonight for the Asian markets to snatch up. Let's see how it goes.
 
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Thomas Highway said:
Can't wait to see all these tards have to pay taxes on fake internet coins.
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Just keep track on your actual gains vs. loss. Selling at a gain is taxable. Selling at a loss is deductable. The only thing that is ultimately taxable is gains on the year minus losses on the year. Your post here assumes the government can tax people bailing out in the middle of a dip. In actual truth bailing out in a dip from a higher position is tax deductible. So not only can you turn around and "buy the dip" if things go lower, you can also write off your gains as a loss for the year provided you don't sell before tax day. Isn't the American tax code fun?
 
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Buer said:
Depends, how much money did he invest in it and for buy how much a share did he buy it? Also if he bought a significant amount on Robinhood he might be fucked. Might be hard for him to sell if the crypto crashes.
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💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗 said:
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Do they fucking believe the irs is that stupid? They see how much you sold in a year through the blockchain or not?
What do you think happens with Rich motherfuckers who have to pay taxes retroactively? They don’t give you the exact amount it’s an estimation from a certain timeframe.
If you sold 1k coins you owe taxes for 1k coins. They don’t give a shit if you lost 500 of those somewhere on another flashdrive.
 
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Absolutetense said:
Do they fucking believe the irs is that stupid? They see how much you sold in a year through the blockchain or not?
What do you think happens with Rich motherfuckers who have to pay taxes retroactively? They don’t give you the exact amount it’s an estimation from a certain timeframe.
If you sold 1k coins you owe taxes for 1k coins. They don’t give a shit if you lost 500 of those somewhere on another flashdrive.
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They are chronically autistic True Believers.
 
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Absolutetense said:
Do they fucking believe the irs is that stupid? They see how much you sold in a year through the blockchain or not?
What do you think happens with Rich motherfuckers who have to pay taxes retroactively? They don’t give you the exact amount it’s an estimation from a certain timeframe.
If you sold 1k coins you owe taxes for 1k coins. They don’t give a shit if you lost 500 of those somewhere on another flashdrive.
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Who's saying anything about losing coins? What I posted just makes fun of the fact that small crypto trades are going to confuse the heck out of the IRS and they will unironically have to generate reports for tokens named things like safeniggers and cumcoin.

https://poocoin.app/tokens/0x094d1d6c69d183e61e09d9fcd08d4a739a3fcf2f

r/CryptoMoonShots - CumCoin (SPLOOGE)

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I, for one, can't wait to report my Smegmars profits to the government.
 
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Oh, boy, what happened now? I took this shot, but the catalog has a lot more pink wojaks scattered around
 

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