🐱 So, like, did the Teletubbies just come out?

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For anyone still questioning the sexual orientation of the popular 90s kiddie entertainers The Teletubbies, the group has appeared to remove all doubt. GLAAD has partnered with the brand to release The Teletubbies Pride Collection this June.

The clothing line–the proceeds of which go to benefit GLAAD–revives several 90s looks including a zip sling bag, reversible bucket hat and knee-high socks as part of a celebration of queer pride and 90s nostalgia.

“The Teletubbies have always embraced their own offbeat quirkiness and sense of style,” said Michael Riley, chief brands officer at WildBrain, the company that owns Teletubbies. “This Pride Month, we’re celebrating that ‘love who you are’ spirit through our Collection of ready-to-rave fashion that makes Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po very proud. We’ve taken the most iconic elements fans know and love about the Teletubbies and designed a playful Collection with fashion flair that we hope fans will love to wear this Pride Month and all year-long.”

For fans of The Teletubbies, the partnership with GLAAD is somewhat ironic. The show came under fire in the 1990s by the Rev. Jerry Falwell accusing the show of promoting homosexuality. Specifically, Falwell claimed the character Tinky Winky was a coded gay character. Falwell noted he sported purple fur and had a triangle on his head–two symbols associated with being queer–as well as carried a purse.

The accusations invited wide mockery, even as LGBTQ people rushed to claim Tinky Winky as one of their own. The character became an unofficial symbol of the community, and jokes about his sexuality became a staple of comedy at the time.

Here’s hoping we see Tinky Winky partying at pride festivals this year, right along side Bert & Ernie, Pennywise, the Babadook and Regina George.
 
We’ve taken the most iconic elements fans know and love about the Teletubbies and designed a playful Collection with fashion flair that we hope fans will love to wear this Pride Month and all year-long.
Their "fans", like literal toddlers? Who the hell else is invested in the Teletubbies? Why is this even a thing?
 
Their "fans", like literal toddlers? Who the hell else is invested in the Teletubbies? Why is this even a thing?
I just don't get it... why would gays and trannies want to appeal to toddlers? By all means I just can't think of any reason whatsoever that they would want access to them
 
I just don't get it... why would gays and trannies want to appeal to toddlers? By all means I just can't think of any reason whatsoever that they would want access to them
It's not about interest in the subject matter, it's about co-opting everything. If it is something popular, use it to scream out your message to the new audience, if not it is something that declares itself queer or queer-friendly, so still a win to brag about.
 
I refuse to believe that anything about the Teletubbies was incidental. They live as a commune of genderless beings in a single home, but they are not a family. No mother, no father, just a group of amorphous cyborgs with in-built Screens at the center of their being. Worshipping a laughing idiot deity, eating undescriptive industrially produced sludge, served by conscious robots in a high-tech hell.

I don't remember many details of a hypnosis propaganda aimed at toddlers so I had to check for more facts:

Teletubbies are not in control of their own destiny. A mysterious "voice" tells them when to do everything, from eating to sleeping. There is also a vacuum-like character, the Noo Noo, who is constantly keeping the Teletubbies in check, making sure they follow orders. Then there's the Pinwheel, a godlike structure at the top of a hill that causes the Teletubbies to drop whatever they are doing and fall to their knees and worship whenever it spins. The Pinwheel then picks its favourite character and turns on it's tummy TV.

This show was like a communist manifesto for the 21st century. A nightmarish vision of a new Man in a world devoid of God
 
These are the real teletubbies, don’t let the gays fool you
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I still don't understand how they came up with the retarded idea that the Babadook sucks dick.
I think it’s because both the Babadook and faggotry ruins families.
For fans of The Teletubbies, the partnership with GLAAD is somewhat ironic. The show came under fire in the 1990s by the Rev. Jerry Falwell accusing the show of promoting homosexuality
And apparently, he was right. See, once again, Meat Target’s law.
 
Every God-fearing Christian parent knows that Teletubbies makes kids turn to Satan and homosexuality. One of them is PURPLE with a TRIANGLE on his head!

Nevermind the lil' communist red one.

I need a nap.
 
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