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Derich already shouts out male pornstars and congratulates them on how big their cocks are and how much cum they sprayed over some female pornstar's face so that wouldn't really accomplish anything he doesn't do already.
Orbiter MASSIVE SHOUTOUT TO Derich Ip / Koom and the Gang - [NSFW] Cum meet a retarded Asian, his any% speedrun to prison, and the retarded whores they meet along the way
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gaarashatan
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deirchs autism beat us to it. hes got us played on all corners guys
Crooked 16th
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Glad to see they fixed their problems and are now keeping the dream alive together.
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New poll, per OP request.
King of Hateful Slurs
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hundredthousand
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Waiting for the next kiddy game Phil plays so derich will show up. Have a Derich account ready to go. I missed the last one where the real Derich was sperging out because the fake derichs were all spamming their retard questions alongside him, lol.
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can we please make sure people don't post screenshots from the fake derichs on youtube...seeing all of them in phil's chat is really hilarious but it's distracting
PaleTay
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I made a Derich, in Youtube chat you usually get shadowbanned instead of a normal ban though. I was waiting to get banned or timed out but it was anticlimactic. Luna Mills might be a banned phrase in the chat now.
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He seems to be one of the very very few people in Phil's chat who truly enjoys watching his content and has never donated cent in all his years watching him.
I think he's too retarded to even know how to go about stealing daddy's credit card. But if he somehow managed, what's the worst thing a porno subscription could do for him?
JamFlowMan
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It was a few years ago so it's understandable people don't know but i'm assuming the poll exists because Derich used to donate to Phil until his mom took her credit card back. He then used to beg people to send cheers to Phil asking similar retarded questions like he does now.
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The poll exists because of the possibility of Phil only allowing members who've paid to talk in chat and because I was inspired by @DerichLovesNWA comment on the general thread yesterday, which was basically how Derich should steal his parents' credit card again if he wants to get attention from Dave
DerichLovesNWA
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As someone who has braved the raw stream in Twitch/YouTube chat now for a year plus undercover, I’ve grown to know, sadly, how Derich acts.
If you’re going to sock as a Derich, don’t be retarded. Saying “I’m cooming rn” immediately outs you as an imposter. I’m assuming no one here is doing that and it’s just tards from DDM or somewhere, but there’s a few people I’ve seen where I have to question if it’s really Derich or a fake.
As such, here’s some tips for playing Ipmong Us:
DO
- tag Phil, Derich almost always tags in chat, especially as “Hey @DSPGaming do you like X? My favorite Y is X.”
- use proper capitalization. dont talk in all lowercase with no punctuation And Also Don’t Talk With Every Word Capitalized. If you’re phoneposting, it should do most of the work for you.
- ask mundane WWE and Pokemon questions and/or factoids where relevant, especially in regards to the latter. Don’t randomly blurt out shit. Get your factoids from asking Google as broadly as possible (“Kangaskahn first episode appearance”)
- say statements in the form of a validation-seeking question (“Hey @DSPGaming do you like KiwiFarms? My favorite board is the Beauty Parlor!”; “Hey @DSPGaming what did you have for lunch? My mom made me [some traditional Chinese dish] with X Y and [fruit]. I love [fruit]!
- be overly descriptive in mundane things like what you ate (see above), but only occasionally
- be a Chinese-Canadian
- be a pest that genuinely thinks it’s being interesting and helpful to Phil with its useful and pertinent trivia
- tell Phil you’re leaving for the evening and thank him for a great stream until he says goodbye, and persist in the chat for 15 minutes afterwards talking to Phil before repeating the process
- when in doubt, talk about WWE
- get upset at other Derichs in chat and passively suggest Phil remove them (“@DSPGaming there’s a lot of people pretending to be me in chat, it’s making me frustrated”)
DON’T
- spam. Derich asks the same question but usually waits 30 seconds or so without an answer and then manually retypes/slightly rephrases the question, so slow your roll. If you’re popping off, you’ll stand out.
- regularly respond to others in chat, or frankly even react chat unless you are tagged and it seems innocent enough. Derich almost never responds to chat unless someone like Kingmichael talks to him and even then it’s like a 30% chance to reply
- make it obvious. If the goal of larping as a Derich is to sow distrust and possibly get the real Derich banned in the crossfire, you need to make it hard to distinguish between real and fake. Don’t
- correct Phil. Be a big of a sycophant as possible
- give money (this should go without saying)
- use incorrect names (use “Derich Ip” as your screen name, this as your profile pic
)
- overdo things. Drawing too much attention to yourself makes it obvious. Derich is obnoxious but obnoxious to a point.
If you’re going to sock as a Derich, don’t be retarded. Saying “I’m cooming rn” immediately outs you as an imposter. I’m assuming no one here is doing that and it’s just tards from DDM or somewhere, but there’s a few people I’ve seen where I have to question if it’s really Derich or a fake.
As such, here’s some tips for playing Ipmong Us:
DO
- tag Phil, Derich almost always tags in chat, especially as “Hey @DSPGaming do you like X? My favorite Y is X.”
- use proper capitalization. dont talk in all lowercase with no punctuation And Also Don’t Talk With Every Word Capitalized. If you’re phoneposting, it should do most of the work for you.
- ask mundane WWE and Pokemon questions and/or factoids where relevant, especially in regards to the latter. Don’t randomly blurt out shit. Get your factoids from asking Google as broadly as possible (“Kangaskahn first episode appearance”)
- say statements in the form of a validation-seeking question (“Hey @DSPGaming do you like KiwiFarms? My favorite board is the Beauty Parlor!”; “Hey @DSPGaming what did you have for lunch? My mom made me [some traditional Chinese dish] with X Y and [fruit]. I love [fruit]!
- be overly descriptive in mundane things like what you ate (see above), but only occasionally
- be a Chinese-Canadian
- be a pest that genuinely thinks it’s being interesting and helpful to Phil with its useful and pertinent trivia
- tell Phil you’re leaving for the evening and thank him for a great stream until he says goodbye, and persist in the chat for 15 minutes afterwards talking to Phil before repeating the process
- when in doubt, talk about WWE
- get upset at other Derichs in chat and passively suggest Phil remove them (“@DSPGaming there’s a lot of people pretending to be me in chat, it’s making me frustrated”)
DON’T
- spam. Derich asks the same question but usually waits 30 seconds or so without an answer and then manually retypes/slightly rephrases the question, so slow your roll. If you’re popping off, you’ll stand out.
- regularly respond to others in chat, or frankly even react chat unless you are tagged and it seems innocent enough. Derich almost never responds to chat unless someone like Kingmichael talks to him and even then it’s like a 30% chance to reply
- make it obvious. If the goal of larping as a Derich is to sow distrust and possibly get the real Derich banned in the crossfire, you need to make it hard to distinguish between real and fake. Don’t
- correct Phil. Be a big of a sycophant as possible
- give money (this should go without saying)
- use incorrect names (use “Derich Ip” as your screen name, this as your profile pic
- overdo things. Drawing too much attention to yourself makes it obvious. Derich is obnoxious but obnoxious to a point.
SocietyLiver1488
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That's good and all but I'd rather see 100 Derichs spamming that they love to coom
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Preferably saying that they like black chicks because Phil doesn't like it when someone fails the paper bag test.
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These are all really fucking good guidelines, I want to try and add a few if I can that maybe aren't as big a points but can still add to the Ip-skin of your posts that I have picked up:
You're right, Derich is not abrasive outright to any other chat members, he's only potentially abrasive to DSP himself and Phil never finds reason for offense with the real Derish so that's the balance you're trying to strike, yippy lap dog centered attention only on its owner, not a terror on toothpicks that barks at everything in the yard. Also, strange Phil-facts reported as interesting events, in a broad form of; "@ DSP, I've recently been watching your (ancient playthrough that may or may not be related to current stream game), do you remember (stupid fact about shitty gameplay from years ago)? I loved that." Those are a once a week or so at least messages, they usually always field a DSP response instantly because the nature of the Burnell/Ip social parasitic relationship. Also, don't emote, Derish uses his words, not his symbols to express what he wants to say in chat, you post an emote, that's not real Derish. On a similar line, no coomposting as Ip in Phil's chat, Derich at least can compartmentalize his urges enough to keep this separate and while shoutouts to piss drinking women might provide a lol or two, you're making it obvious which is a major don't for sure. My last major one, the "random access Ip-facts" posts, where Derich will go off on some life event he's currently usually dealing with, school, work, total normie stuff, then he asks DSP if he has a similar experience with the data dump topic. If I was going to try and make one up to illustrate the basic form of it, the message would be kind of like this, "@ DSP I just finished unloading a truck at work of discount star wars toys and noticed all the Rey figures weren't being sold because they're all dressed the same, did you ever buy a figure only because they came in a different costume when you collected them?" I know that's a very specific version of "Do #5" but it's a good pointer overall I think and gives that nebulous suggestion a little better grounding in Ip-role-play for those that enjoy that kind of thing.
gaarashatan
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massive shoutout to @Khat for her magnificent scene with seabiscuit!
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Add in foot fetish to the list of things Jackie cooms to, though it might be that this is just a whore he likes and retweeted her post regardless of what it was
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Derich has made a new youtube account. So all you sock accounts, you gotta change your name and profile picture
King of Hateful Slurs
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