- Joined
- Aug 22, 2014
Oh Len. Never change...
Speaking of which, I'm surprised no one has been enough of a tryhard to mention the ultimate political conspirator against Len: Huck-A-Bee. His quiver is full of Lenspiracies and scientific research.
Including the analysis that we are indeed part of ISIS and Mordor. ISIS simply translates into this anagram:
I
Support
Insulting
Shaner
or its alternative anagram:
Incognito
Sharts
Into
(Jean) Shorts
Both lead to the same conclusion. We are the ISIS people. May our based Kiwis continue the fight in the name of the prophet Null. Nullahu Ackbar.
The Mordor link is a little more complicated.. The Lord of the Rings movies were filmed in Kiwi-land. Mordor is the horrible enemy of the glorious peoples of Middle-Earth. Shaner is the autistic Gandalf, based on loveshy ideologies of wizardry and foaming. The autistic Gandalf summons the great Hoem Land Security for magical powers against the Kiwi. Also we have trees.
CONCLUSION: We are horrible, horrible people and are most likely going to internet jail. Also I had 15 minutes to burn before I go to work.
Speaking of which, I'm surprised no one has been enough of a tryhard to mention the ultimate political conspirator against Len: Huck-A-Bee. His quiver is full of Lenspiracies and scientific research.
Including the analysis that we are indeed part of ISIS and Mordor. ISIS simply translates into this anagram:
I
Support
Insulting
Shaner
or its alternative anagram:
Incognito
Sharts
Into
(Jean) Shorts
Both lead to the same conclusion. We are the ISIS people. May our based Kiwis continue the fight in the name of the prophet Null. Nullahu Ackbar.
The Mordor link is a little more complicated.. The Lord of the Rings movies were filmed in Kiwi-land. Mordor is the horrible enemy of the glorious peoples of Middle-Earth. Shaner is the autistic Gandalf, based on loveshy ideologies of wizardry and foaming. The autistic Gandalf summons the great Hoem Land Security for magical powers against the Kiwi. Also we have trees.
CONCLUSION: We are horrible, horrible people and are most likely going to internet jail. Also I had 15 minutes to burn before I go to work.