Who would pay for sexual content from someone who has to pay for women to touch his peen?
He's known for years we've been watching him. It's never stopped him from exploding before, and it's clear he hasn't evolved, improved or changed at all since he first noticed us. He'll absolutely put on a show, because he doesn't think of it as a show but rather something he's entitled, nay compelled to do as his god-given right to tell the world about his plights.
There's a classic idiom about how a desperate guy at the bar will hit on every woman in the place because he knows that no matter how many times he strikes out or how embarrassing it is when he does, if just one woman says "yes" he's gonna get laid that night. Maybe Russ is (as usual) misinterpreting that and applying it to this situation. "If I just keep suing people this same way over and over, eventually it'll pay off and I'll finally win!"
Zip drive. One with the "click of death" flaw.
I don't think he ever would have come at Null if he thought the latter could actually afford to mount a proper legal defense.
That whole thing was such a clusterfuck. The class action against them for the click of death was infamous for the ridiculous "fuck you" the plaintiffs received as a result of their "win." The lawyers made millions on both sides, and the defendant's "penalty" for losing was a captive audience that had to buy another of their products in order to "cash in" the spoils of their victory.
You must be new to the internet? Some simp will always pay.
I had a Zip drive and it died with the click of death. I swore off Iomega (and at them too). I never replaced it. By the time I was looking at mass storage again, CD-Rs became affordable and I got one of those.
At the same time, though, I wonder what humiliating sexual acts Russell would be willing to perform if it means getting more money for his hooker fund? If he'll jerk someone off for a ride to the brothel who knows what else he'll do. He clearly has no shame.
The person who wants to leak them here for starters...
Oh great, here comes the Russell threatens the President so he can try to get Secret Service pussy arc
Jesus. Again, it almost seems like Russell is going out of his way to make himself unsympathetic. It would have been bad enough to say, "lol hot secret service agent," but he had to frame it as, "All I took away from this article about racism is: lol hot secret service agent."
He solely judges women's value on their looks. It doesn't matter if they cured cancer, invented FTL travel and solved world hunger. If they're not hot, they're worthless to him. He doesn't want a relationship. He wants a living sex doll he can ignore when he's not in the mood. He's so fucking sexist and misogynistic it's unreal. He tries (unsuccessfully) to hide it behind a niceguy facade, but his mask slips easily when told no.
"My high school's senior prank"???!?
I love how he always words it that way. As if the other seniors weren't out TP-ing the principal's car while he was threatening to take a shotgun to the cheerleading squad.
As if reality still hasn't gone through Greer's thick skull...
