So Phil regularly ignores chat after getting his fix, he's phasing out Patreon and telling people to stop sending Superberries. We're reaching a point where Phil won't be able to tolerate any sort of non-streaming employment... while also not proving to be cut out for modern streaming/branding. Always striving to make a bad situation impossible, DSP.
Tipped employees usually have way more stamina than Phil, so that rules out any tipped job, without even getting into his poor conception of customer service. Even if he did, Phil is the kind of fucker who would pocket tips even if the staff pools them. I can actually see that earning him his first ass-kicking. If he gets a "real adult" job at this point, I expect a public tantrum on the workspace when he learns he can't opt for a daily paycheck or that he'll be "in the hole" for two-to-four weeks before his first real paycheck.
It's all downhill from heer for PPB, I can't thing of 3 bridges he hasn't napalm striked at this point. If patreon ever displayed a semblance of altruism, it would audit what rewards are promised by the "creator" versus what they delivered to garner the good wlll from thier patrons, but if boss hogg patreon getting their cut, I can't see them caring
YT membership only chats are the only possible way to continue his grift on YT streaming, anyone can register 10 new youtube accounts in 5 minutes, and the 1337 speak differences in (trusted?) names will surely fly over PPB's head, as evidenced by the derich clones.
DSP will not get a job at any point, if he claims that to be a fact, I'm going to need IRS audit levels of receipts. The closest I could see him working a real job is burger king in thier management trainee program as he has a BBA, he would train for a few weeks (getting paid), and if he can manage not to burn his hands in the deep fryer for a few weeks, he could get asst. manager position after not royalling fucking up for a year+.
TLDR: PPB is fucked coming and going, but if he gets hurt badly enough (fiscally), he could likely have a similar income working asst. manager at any service (fast food) industry only 40 hours a week at $15/hr (low estimation IMO), comes out to $30k a year, he could then spend all the other time he has (everything but the hypothetical job), and kick on his night stream when his shift over... he'd have a gamut of stories to rile up the MHMR base about how other people in the world don't immediately understand his distorted explanation of their issue/resolution, and they were just nudniks.
Thanks for reading my autism speaks, Love you guise.
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