Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Meredith Swift]

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That's what happens when your prank is a fucking KILL LIST of the popular girls...

I wonder if he's told himself the "it was all just a prank lol" story so many times that's what he actually believes.

Either that or he's got the same concept of what a "prank" is as those youtubers who throw gallons of milk on the ground in supermarkets

 

[Kosher Salt]

I wonder if he's told himself the "it was all just a prank lol" story so many times that's what he actually believes.

Either that or he's got the same concept of what a "prank" is as those youtubers who throw gallons of milk on the ground in supermarkets

He had zero actual intention of carrying out the attack (he's far too much of a pussy anyway), therefore, it's just a prank man.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I love how he always words it that way. As if the other seniors weren't out TP-ing the principal's car while he was threatening to take a shotgun to the cheerleading squad.

"Just a prank bro, just a social experiment" he says as he tries to figure out how to load the thing and shoots himself in the foot, literally.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I had a Zip drive and it died with the click of death. I swore off Iomega (and at them too). I never replaced it. By the time I was looking at mass storage again, CD-Rs became affordable and I got one of those.

Same. I lost all the data I had transferred from my Amiga floppies when I migrated to PC via zip disks. A few years later when I went to xfer that data to my newest PC, my zip drive had developed the click of death. I had already wiped and sold the original PC so there was no way at all to recover it short of buying another ZIP drive somehow. And Ebay wasn't a thing yet. So much lost nostalgia.

 

[Drool Fool]

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He doesn’t even know what the Secret Service is and calls it Security Service. 1 more point for complete fucking retard.

You can’t tell me it’s his narcissism causing him to misunderstand every single phrase in the English language.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

I don't think he ever would have come at Null if he thought the latter could actually afford to mount a proper legal defense.

Suing a lawyer who has already beat him into the ground several times and forced him to pay on threat of having the sheriff come and take his measly possessions seems like too much of a reach, even for Greer. He might file a bar complaint or something, though.

Didn't he try to complain about that hot lawyer "Skylar Hardbody" - I am a bit rusty on my shitlips lore (law)?
He really is straying into vexatious litigant/serial complainer/official certified menace territory.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Jesus. Again, it almost seems like Russell is going out of his way to make himself unsympathetic. It would have been bad enough to say, "lol hot secret service agent," but he had to frame it as, "All I took away from this article about racism is: lol hot secret service agent."

It's astonishing how he just can't stop being the worst possible person at any given time. And he's so frank about it too. I've never seen someone so open about being a sexist, not even the kinds of trolls who are intentionally as offensive as possible to try to piss people off. Russell is worse than those guys without even trying. "Literally all I care about is how hot the women are." Like, how do you just admit that with no shame?

I wonder if he's told himself the "it was all just a prank lol" story so many times that's what he actually believes.

Either that or he's got the same concept of what a "prank" is as those youtubers who throw gallons of milk on the ground in supermarkets

This is what I think happened, like how the greatest night of his life meeting Ariana turned into a story of being discriminated against that he felt so strongly about that he put it in a lawsuit. He just rewrites the past in his head so much that he starts to believe his own story. I'm not a psychologist but we see from his book that he makes up really elaborate dream sequences, so between his powerful imagination and his colossal ego I imagine he spends most of his life living in a fantasy world where he's a flawless, attractive genius and women line up to suck him his penis, that's why he's always so confident. It would explain how he's so good at rewriting history and being so 100% convinced that his version of events is the truth.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

He doesn’t even know what the Secret Service is and calls it Security Service. 1 more point for complete fucking retard.

You can’t tell me it’s his narcissism causing him to misunderstand every single phrase in the English language.

You're right: He's stupid. Very, very stupid.

Counterpoint: He lives in his own head, creating his own reality, so deeply and thoroughly that he's only dimly aware that the outside world -- and other people -- exist. He's vaguely heard about the something Service... they do security... Security Service? Whatever, there's an Instagram model to harass.

It's astonishing how he just can't stop being the worst possible person at any given time. And he's so frank about it too. I've never seen someone so open about being a sexist, not even the kinds of trolls who are intentionally as offensive as possible to try to piss people off. Russell is worse than those guys without even trying. "Literally all I care about is how hot the women are." Like, how do you just admit that with no shame?

I was thinking about this the other day, and why I find him so much more offensive than the broflakes who like to run around the internet telling women to make them sandwiches or whatever.

Spoiler: Too much thinking about a gross nobody

I think it's because at least those dudes acknowledge that a) women think and have some sort of self-concept ("women think they're intelligent, but we all know biology dictates they're dumb,") b) that they can do things (even if it is just making a sandwich) and c) that women have their own motivations as thinking human beings, even if they think those motivations are stupid, misguided, or delusional.

Russ thinks Taylor Swift needs someone to write her music for her. She merely performs it -- and as he's proved in his adventures with Fiverr, performers are cheap labor and it's the songwriter who does all the real work. In his book, he talks about how her father moved the family to Nashville to try to kickstart her career. Her dad took all the risks and did all the work, because he believed his daughter was marketable -- and Taylor obediently picked up a guitar. Her dreams or desires don't even factor into the story at all. I really think he sees women as puppets, and he considers himself the suave master manipulator who can become the puppet master if only they would let him explain.

In Russ's world, women do nothing so there's nothing to criticize them for or challenge them about. They just exist. Insulting a woman would be like trolling an NPC. Men are the only ones who do anything -- from his religious leaders, to his mission buddies, to his boss at Walmart, these are the people with power whom he acknowledges as being sentient, if ultimately inferior to him. Yet he still can't wrap his head around the possibility that they might have motivations he's not aware of, and which have nothing to do with him. This is especially true of the ones who thwart him -- Taylor's manager, Null, Skordas. This is why he's always genuinely shocked when they prevail, and why they must be caricatures of evil 80's teen movie villains, because who else would be the hero's adversary? They exist only to oppose him. It's not like they have lives, drives, or desires of their own.

tl;dr He's omni-fensive. He insults everyone equally, in slightly different ways.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Who would pay for sexual content from someone who has to pay for women to touch his peen?

No idea, maybe if he got into something really fringe (like scat porn) he could find a limited audience.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

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This raging boner needs to be neutered...NOW!!!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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That's what happens when your prank is a fucking KILL LIST of the popular girls...

"Relax, the gun was loaded with blanks. Can't you take a joke?"

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

The person who wants to leak them here for starters...

Y'know what - if someone did leak Russhole's hypothetical OnlyFans content here, I think I'd have to unfollow the thread and perhaps even back away from the Farms until everything died down. I initially got a laugh out of the stuff Onision was putting out in an attempt to be sexy but one specific clip gave me such existential horror and a very real feeling of emptiness that I have to decide whether or not it's worth opening spoilers for certain lolcows It's one thing to see a stunted waterhead skewering himself on a dildo while frantically pumping his baby carrot like a bonobo in a crap wig, but I think we'd all need heavy sedation and intensive therapy after watching (and hearing) a Russell Greer sex tape.

 

[Pip Squeak]

We can send him to Staphy for tips on making noods for an Only Fans, he can help her with getting a profile pic up that's not too big because she only has access to a webcam and they're both sorted.

Our balding pipsqueak here doesn't think he's at all sexist and would be offended at the suggestion. He's a nice guy. Pointing out that he'd like to fuck a particular woman is a compliment. Women like compliments. Other men just ignore whether these women are fuckable or not but Russ goes out of his way to be nice and let them know he'd like to not pay them for the pleasure.

He wouldn't accept that this was in any way wrong, offensive or creepy. It's only because we hate him/are jealous of him that we twist things to sound that way. Like how we twisted him having victimS. The judge was bias and wrong so there are no victims, we twisted the truth, regardless of what the law says or what's on his legal records.

I don't think there is any teaching him either, he'll never get it. It's a personality disorder, it's not an illness that can be cured, it's his personality, who he is and how he works. He's going to continue as he is for the rest of his pitiful life. Given how quickly he's aging it'll only be about 15 years before he gets the 'Creepy Old Man' tag and woman literally walk away from him as he gets more and more desperate and more overt in his behaviour.

And yes, he's thick as shit, I keep telling you guys. He's not average intelligence, he's really fucking stupid.

 

[Henry Bemis]

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That's what happens when your prank is a fucking KILL LIST of the popular girls...

To be fair, he didn't threaten to bring a gun to school. Per the police report, he threatened to bring a "gunn" to school.

*May be a typo in the report, but Russell misspelling it is funnier.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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That's what happens when your prank is a fucking KILL LIST of the popular girls...

He must think Klebold and Harris are professional comedians.

 

[StinkySnack]

Given how quickly he's aging it'll only be about 15 years before he gets the 'Creepy Old Man' tag

He’s already got it. Remember the Mormon Chads saga? They all thought he was in his 50’s/60’s.

 

[Meredith Swift]

Russ has that timeless look. He could be read as anywhere from 20-60 based on how haggard and unhinged he is that day

 

[DrJonesHat]

Y'know what - if someone did leak Russhole's hypothetical OnlyFans content here, I think I'd have to unfollow the thread and perhaps even back away from the Farms until everything died down. I initially got a laugh out of the stuff Onision was putting out in an attempt to be sexy but one specific clip gave me such existential horror and a very real feeling of emptiness that I have to decide whether or not it's worth opening spoilers for certain lolcows It's one thing to see a stunted waterhead skewering himself on a dildo while frantically pumping his baby carrot like a bonobo in a crap wig, but I think we'd all need heavy sedation and intensive therapy after watching (and hearing) a Russell Greer sex tape.

Thanks, I wasn't planning on eating today anyway. More money for the hooker fund I suppose.

Our balding pipsqueak here doesn't think he's at all sexist and would be offended at the suggestion. He's a nice guy. Pointing out that he'd like to fuck a particular woman is a compliment. Women like compliments. Other men just ignore whether these women are fuckable or not but Russ goes out of his way to be nice and let them know he'd like to not pay them for the pleasure.

In his head, not only is he nice, he's the ONLY guy who's nice to women. And this is special because women, especially the ones he targets, are worthless(in his mind) so he's doing them a HUGE favor by being nice. They don't deserve it. That's why he gets pissed when they reject him because don't they know what they're throwing away?! No one else will be nice to them! Why are they going for Chads who will be mean to them when they can have him?

 

[Dangerhair]

I'll take my clocks on this one, but I'm firmly in the "Russ can't drive" camp.

Leaving aside his inability to move his eyes, there is another element.

If he really did drive, he'd be making a yuge deal to every Instathot that he drives and has his own car. He'd be making tons of posts about it, tons of car selfies, and never shut up about it. He'd put down guys who live in NYC by saying "I can give you a better life baby, that loser may be going to the Met Gala but he doesn't even own and drive a car like me, a studly but misunderstood young professional who works in an office".

His super cool DMs would all state that he is a young professional who works in an office who owns and drives his own car.

We also wouldn't get stories about how crazed drivers try to kill him and him alone every time he crosses the street.

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Thanks, I wasn't planning on eating today anyway. More money for the hooker fund I suppose.

Sorry - if it makes you feel better, writing that gave me Nam-style flashbacks. On the upside, the money you saved by not buying dinner today can buy you at least one more hour silently seething across the table as your hooker glugs another glass of wine and some more breadsticks. Every cloud!