Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[twosu]

Go back to /pol/ please, before you hurt yourself, tiny.

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

 

[JimmyNugget]

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

Okay whatever word salad you created sure sounds retarded, but then again newbies tend to think this site is a stormfront branch.

 

[twosu]

Okay whatever word salad you created sure sounds retarded, but then again newbies tend to think this site is a stormfront branch.

You're more of a fuckwit than I thought. Nonce.

 

[JimmyNugget]

You're more of a fuckwit than I thought. Nonce.

You sound like a disgusting chav, you filthy redcoat.

 

[TFT-A9]

You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, you're a fence vole, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...

best goddamn laugh I've had all day jesus fuckin' christ

 

[teriyakiburns]

but then again newbies tend to think this site is a stormfront branch.

Bitch your account is newer than mine.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Bitch your account is newer than mine.

I wasn't replying to you was I dumbass? Please pay attention for once. Unless you outed a sock.

 

[TFT-A9]

I wasn't replying to you was I dumbass? Unless you outed a sock.

yeah he mad lol

 

[Jar-Jar Fanboy]

Alright, fellas. today I finally caved, and booked my jab appointment. I'm a little nervous, and it feels like it hasn't really sunk in yet. I was ranting about it to a friend, and she said, "look, you're so fucking miserable having to wear the mask all the time at work. If the only way out is to get the vaccine, you might just have to suck it up, and do it." I thought about it, and as much as I distrust it, and loathe the fact that it feels like I'm being held hostage to have basic freedoms returned to me, I think she's got a point. If I don't get the jab, who knows how much longer I'll be stuck wearing this dumb fucking rag over my face at work? At least if I get vaxxed, I'll be able to ditch the thing sooner. I'm getting Pfizer, which I guess is the better option out of what's out there? I don't know, I'm not stoked about it, but it really feels like I've been backed into a corner. When all this started, I wondered what would break first: my body, or my spirit? Well, it looks like it's my spirit. I'm just sick of fighting people on this. In all honesty, I probably won't blab to anyone that I've gotten it, unless I get a chance to lord it over people, or shit on anyone who got Moderna or AZ, because the most fun position to take on any issue is always the most extreme one. And hey, worst case, and I end up with some gnarly side effects, I can at least say, "I fucking told you so," to every single person that doubted me, and pushed me to get it, assuming it doesn't kill me

 

[TFT-A9]

Alright, fellas. today I finally caved, and booked my jab appointment. I'm a little nervous, and it feels like it hasn't really sunk in yet. I was ranting about it to a friend, and she said, "look, you're so fucking miserable having to wear the mask all the time at work. If the only way out is to get the vaccine, you might just have to suck it up, and do it." I thought about it, and as much as I distrust it, and loathe the fact that it feels like I'm being held hostage to have basic freedoms returned to me, I think she's got a point. If I don't get the jab, who knows how much longer I'll be stuck wearing this dumb fucking rag over my face at work? At least if I get vaxxed, I'll be able to ditch the thing sooner. I'm getting Pfizer, which I guess is the better option out of what's out there? I don't know, I'm not stoked about it, but it really feels like I've been backed into a corner. When all this started, I wondered what would break first: my body, or my spirit? Well, it looks like it's my spirit. I'm just sick of fighting people on this. In all honesty, I probably won't blab to anyone that I've gotten it, unless I get a chance to lord it over people, or shit on anyone who got Moderna or AZ, because the most fun position to take on any issue is always the most extreme one. And hey, worst case, and I end up with some gnarly side effects, I can at least say, "I fucking told you so," to every single person that doubted me, and pushed me to get it, assuming it doesn't kill me

Second shot's supposedly a bit brutal, but haven't seen anyone drop dead.

 

[need shoeonhead nudes]

That video of the kids with the VR helmets being transplanted to a magical kingdom where they have to get the vaccine injection to save the world... made me want to commit suicide.
And that was before I noticed the pedophile Boy Lover logo on the device he sticks in the kids arms (in the VR).
I need to escape this hell world, I need to go into the jungle where the best technology is a sharpened stick.

THE NIGGERS WERE RIGHT!!!!!
THE. NIGGERS. WERE. RIGHT.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Go back to /pol/ please, before you hurt yourself, tiny.

Maybe you'd be less angry if you lost some weight and went outside without two masks on to soak up that vitamin D. Let me tell you, it feels great to not be vaccinated, not wear a mask, and whenever anyone asks tell them "Oh I'm vaccinated and I trust the science and what the CDC says." You should thank people like me for being dreaded superspreaders and thinning the herd of alt-right science denying conspiracy theorist antivaxxer Qtard Nazis for you.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Maybe you'd be less angry if you lost some weight and went outside without two masks on to soak up that vitamin D. Let me tell you, it feels great to not be vaccinated, not wear a mask, and whenever anyone asks tell them "Oh I'm vaccinated and I trust the science and what the CDC says." You should thank people like me for being dreaded superspreaders and thinning the herd of alt-right science denying conspiracy theorist antivaxxer Qtard Nazis for you.

I mean I am vaccinated. I am able to boast and actually have the balls to get a tiny shot to my arm.
If you want to be proud of your stupidity, then fine. Doesn't make you not an absolute thick skull homunculus though. Nice service you provide I admit.

 

[NoYinT76]

I mean I am vaccinated. I am able to boast and actually have the balls to get a tiny shot to my arm.
If you want to be proud of your stupidity, then fine. Doesn't make you not an absolute thick skull homunculus though. Nice service you provide I admit.

“I am able to boast I have the balls to get a tiny shot in the arm.”

Good random.txt material mate

 

[Gehenna]

I mean I am vaccinated. I am able to boast and actually have the balls to get a tiny shot to my arm.
If you want to be proud of your stupidity, then fine. Doesn't make you not an absolute thick skull homunculus though. Nice service you provide I admit.

Its not even good taunts...

 

[NoReturn]

Alright, fellas. today I finally caved, and booked my jab appointment. I'm a little nervous, and it feels like it hasn't really sunk in yet. I was ranting about it to a friend, and she said, "look, you're so fucking miserable having to wear the mask all the time at work. If the only way out is to get the vaccine, you might just have to suck it up, and do it." I thought about it, and as much as I distrust it, and loathe the fact that it feels like I'm being held hostage to have basic freedoms returned to me, I think she's got a point. If I don't get the jab, who knows how much longer I'll be stuck wearing this dumb fucking rag over my face at work? At least if I get vaxxed, I'll be able to ditch the thing sooner. I'm getting Pfizer, which I guess is the better option out of what's out there? I don't know, I'm not stoked about it, but it really feels like I've been backed into a corner. When all this started, I wondered what would break first: my body, or my spirit? Well, it looks like it's my spirit. I'm just sick of fighting people on this. In all honesty, I probably won't blab to anyone that I've gotten it, unless I get a chance to lord it over people, or shit on anyone who got Moderna or AZ, because the most fun position to take on any issue is always the most extreme one. And hey, worst case, and I end up with some gnarly side effects, I can at least say, "I fucking told you so," to every single person that doubted me, and pushed me to get it, assuming it doesn't kill me

Can you not just lie?

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

I mean I am vaccinated. I am able to boast and actually have the balls to get a tiny shot to my arm.
If you want to be proud of your stupidity, then fine. Doesn't make you not an absolute thick skull homunculus though. Nice service you provide I admit.

And the rest of us can boast we survived the virus and had little to no side affects.

So much for the world-ending plague...

 

[JimmyNugget]

And the rest of us can boast we survived the virus and had little to no side affects.

So much for the world-ending plague...

Too bad 590k Americans can't say that.

 

[knobslobbin]

uhoh, vaccine deaths being covered up?

Highly cited COVID doctor comes to stunning conclusion: Gov’t ‘scrubbing unprecedented numbers’ of injection-related deaths. [source]

Or vast right-wing conspiracy again? Personally I think it's fine either way. I mean we're talking about people who signed up for an experimental vaccine, they knew what they were risking. If a few ten thousand vaxx sheep gotta die, well I'm sure Gates is smiling somewhere.

Totally unrelated: COVID-19 vaccines have minted at least NINE new pharma billionaires

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Too bad 590k Americans can't say that.

Still not enough to even remotely dent the human population, dumbass.