Let's Sperg Confronting inevitable death in Purrfect Apawcalypse - I'm not up to dog puns

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Low effort goods, gay crap, and self-publication websites, name a more perfect trio. Ren'py in particular, a free tool for making "visual novels", means that a pretty low effort genre had more gay crap to put on self-publication websites like itch.io. That's all my insight into the existence of Purrfect Apawcalypse. The game itself is easy to understand, this IS a book you can judge by its cover if the title isn't enough. This was originally a free trilogy (maybe except for the third installment?) before pricetags were slapped onto the sequels and remake. The real first one, however, is "name your price" on its itch.io rerelease. Unfortunately I can't play the second game because my hard drive containing the original free version isn't accessible RN, and that's the one installment that I can't pirate from softonic.

Fair warning, you're going to see really janky spacing because manually snipping squares was the least troublesome and repetitive way to include screenshots on this crap computer otherwise we wouldn't be having VISUALS on a Let's Sperg of a VISUAL NOVEL.
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How nice of 90% to complement us in the lower right corner. Everyone say "you're welcome" to ninety percent studios!
Sidenote: The game is muted by default, probably a good thing because this OST is made of repetitive ambiance, which is probably the best reason for them to remake this game.
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Olive: ...It's been a while since I've heard anything outside. I think whatever was in the classroom left a while ago, but who knows how long it's been.
Olive: ...
Olive [crying]: ...
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Olive: I'm sick of just sitting here and contemplating death, no more waiting around, slowly starving all alone in this dumb closet! I think the only way the end could be sweeter is if I could spend it with that special someone! Who that special someone is I have NO idea but I sure won't find them just sitting around in here. I'm gonna find someone to make this the PERFECT APOCALYPSE!
"Our" first choice is here, between "leave closet" and "stay in closet". Right now we're best off leaving for our lovely bloodbath.
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That's a cursed expression.

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And now here's the real first choice, which is up to Kiwi Farms.​
 
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This game probably needs its own visit to the gym. There are dozens of sprites whose only difference from another one is their facial expression. Also every level of a relationship is represented with a different sprite of the same repeated hearts.
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There was a terrible communication failure between @Ververg and Olive.
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This game probably needs its own visit to the gym. There are dozens of sprites whose only difference from another one is their facial expression. Also every level of a relationship is represented with a different sprite of the same repeated hearts.
Eat Treats. They're good for you.
 
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Olive jumps from accepting death to embracing it.
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This new relationship meter means that he's an official member of our harem ambiguously gay clique.
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How was he able to do that "all day"?
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Olive: T-to be honest, seeing that demon really spooked me. I didn't want to die before finding someone else.
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Sparky: You shouldn't be okay with dying, no one should.
Sparky disliked this.
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Sparky: I guess I shouldn't be so hard on you, everyone deals with this stuff differently.
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Demons are water soluble.
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I'm just gonna give some general help here: Having watched a playthrough of this game, it's not just a visual novel. You're expected to die a few times, and learn how different pieces of the world come together over time to eventually get to a pretty good ending* by being in certain places at certain 'times'.

No I will not tell you what the asterisk hides.
 
I'm just gonna give some general help here: Having watched a playthrough of this game, it's not just a visual novel. You're expected to die a few times, and learn how different pieces of the world come together over time to eventually get to a pretty good ending* by being in certain places at certain 'times'.

No I will not tell you what the asterisk hides.
Validate will never aspire to this level of gameplay.
 
since no one told you what to pick I'll go with "disagree" just to be a contrarian faggot

EDIT: I should warn you that I like to pick the most obnoxious/retarded choices so if you are looking to get a good ending you may want to do the opposite of what I suggest
 
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Olive: W-wouldn't you rather just hang out here and eat treats together?
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Sparky: I guess I can't fault you for being afraid.
His relationship values have dug into negative now.
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Sparky: Waiting here won't help anybody. And I want you to see that we really can survive so long as we don't lose hope. Please don't go anywhere okay?
Sparky has left the harem.
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Blank Page: Sparky leaves.
Olive: Oh no. I hope he's okay.
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Olive: And all night, and week, until I starved and died...
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I find this facial expression really OOC.
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It's funny because that's what bookworm means.
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