It's pretty funny how when he needs to spend money to better his streams, he becomes the stingiest, penny-pinching motherfucker on the planet, but when it comes to something that benefits him and only him he becomes a complete wastrel. Spend 5 bucks a month on BTTV? A waste of money, besides a few days after he paid for it he moved to Youtube so he basically got robbed, dood. Spend 20 dollars on just a single order of takeout? Sign me up, dood!
He also keeps bitching about his laptop freezing all the time. Motherfucker bought that piece of shit half a decade ago and he didn't even buy it new back then. I'm honestly surprised with how little he gives a shit about cleaning and maintaining his electronics that it still works, you'd think the poor little thing would explode by now. But back on topic, this motherfucker could finance a laptop which would completely fulfill what he needs one for with literally just one day of tips. But I guess spending all that dough on gin'n'gacha is more important. It just boggles the mind how he never does even the slightest things to improve his "business".
But I never went to a business school so what in the fuck would I know.
The real kicker is that even if Phil wasn't so enabled by his retarded audience into giving zero fucks about the quality of his streams, he would still insist on indulging himself way more than the streams. This isn't just out of laziness or being spoiled or even contempt for his fans. Phil does not ever appreciate or respect the way he gets his money. If he did, he would've at least attempted to maintain a legit job while doing his YT thing back in the day, and not jumped ship the instant it looked like an option.
FFS, his unboxing video doesn't include an actual unboxing, but DOES feature the obnoxious sound of a fire alarm in the background because he couldn't be bothered to film it another time, even though he had the option. This was well before he could develop such hatred for his own fans, or reach the point where he is now, kept afloat entirely by 2-3 whalechairs. That is so stupidly anti-business, and leave it to Phil to get worse from there.
Phil is also so incredibly stubborn and spiteful that I'm pretty sure a lack of enabling would just provoke him into even more petty childish shit. We've seen how he is when the tips goal isn't met, I don't think that's just from being used to it from the vest streak, or his addiction lashing out. Like I said, he comes first, his craft not even a distant second, because he doesn't respect his living means, no matter what it is. He's got the laziest one possible and STILL doesn't show any regard for it.
The fall of that last wall can't come soon enough. He won't learn anything, but he will experience a pain he doesn't know anything about yet, and that will be fun to watch.
Are you guys noticing piggy admitting more and more frequently that he orders food?
Khet didn't cook yesterday
because she took a nap and overslept. It was too late for her to prepare the Swedish meatballs that take 3-4 hours to cook. How hard is it to just cook something else? Khet apparently is only able to cook what was scheduled. I hate how he says these things like they're supposed to make sense.
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I would have some respect for Phil's eating schedule were it not for the fact that it's entirely out of autism. He's obviously not trying to get fit, which would be one other reason to stick to a schedule, though in that instance he would also have to cook for himself like a fucking man, instead of a big blubbering incompetent baby.
You know, with all the lying Phil does in order to look cool, you would think he would lie to everybody about cooking every day, just to avoid all the insults he knows are coming. My theory on why he doesn't: he legit thinks it's flexing to order out, and can't resist the urge. He associates that option with being well off, and we know how he loves to feel like he's better than everybody else. Completely over-rides his desire to not be made fun of.
In fact, I'm thinking this didn't happen, and Phil just ordered out because he wanted to. Fits in too well with what we know he's like. He does NOT prefer home cooking, that is abundantly clear. He just likes to flex that he has a real wife, and that in his view means cooking and cleaning. Funny how it doesn't include sex, eh? Shows you where he got his education on married life from...
