Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

Aw yiss, the move to the Beauty Parlor is long overdue. The only reason why people voted no were thirsty simps who get angry that their goblina isn’t receiving the proper worship they feel their waifu deserves. Great move!
I'll get you for this. You Beauty Parlor fags will suffer for swallowing the Venti pill.

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More financial pearls from BV. Or some code phrase to her Glowie handlers.
 
  1. Can someone explain to me the difference between the categories: Beauty Parlour versus Internet Famous?
  2. What's the point of a crowd poll on category changes if the admin(s) just dictatorially decide, out of Venti simp worship(?), he knows best when over 60% say u dont?
  3. Does it mean people like me can get perma-banned for factually mocking Brittany under this new "beauty" category? "Beauty Parlour" sounds like irritating simp worship heaven; something i will NOT ever do and would rather take a bullet to the head via a perma-banned and thank the mod for doing it via a complimentary gift basket in the mail -- i'm dead serious >> :aug: ~~ "Thank ya, jeeez-us!" :woo:
TIA

Cherchez la femme...

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I mean, what's the problem?
Brittany likes to speak in codes. She has done this countless times. She has always complained that her almost exclusively too-young base of right-wing boys have an embarassingly difficult time understanding her meanings, sarcasms, racisms, seriousness, etc.

Although she is being a bit more vague than usual here, one has to look at the wider context of what she has said before, and who she is as a broken soul....
  1. She has a boyfriend despite her simp-base, despite donating, think she is their soon-to-be-waifu.
  2. She has been in said relationship for 1+ year.
  3. She gets depressed easily. Primarily because the world doesnt revolve around her. Hence, her post topics. Her mother suffered constantly with the same bouts of depression and so like mother, like daughter she picked up that silly habit.
  4. All relationships at that point get out of the honeymoon phase and the REAL relationship begins. And it is usually never pretty.
  5. Brittany is still heavily stuck in that Princess meets Knight faerytale that ALL girls fantasize. But unlike most girls, who grow out of it and realize men aren't knights, she still clings to that fantasy even if it means trying to shape her man into the knight of her dreams.
  6. Brittany needs to be the one wearing the pants in the relationship which will drive real men crazy.
  7. When women and men butt heads women like to compare men to Neanderthals and reptiles. In other words, low IQ baffoons who can't figure out what they are talking about.
In short, she is having an argument with her bf and she feels he doesn't understand her. And so she is doing what she does best: finding solace by venting on Social Media.

Welcome to Brittany's world. It's all about: "me, Me, ME!"
 
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In short, she is having an argument with her bf and she feels he doesn't understand her. And so she is doing what she does best: finding solace by venting on Social Media
Okaaaay. Can understand a bint passively aggressively binting on social media. But... Brittles, you are the sexual selector. You are choosing these gu.... Wait, you can't reason with bints...
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So this is just 'am I pretty, am I pretty' attention seeking, because after getting the milk for free, the (lol)cow is still unsold?
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Evangelion...? From what I remember (going back over 20years), I feel there is a lot to 'unpack' in this tweet, if we're talking about the same show.
 
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Evangelion...? From what I remember (going back over 20years), I feel there is a lot to 'unpack' in this tweet, if we're talking about the same show.

The mechs are a metaphor for slavery or some shit, Shinji is a coomer who reminds Brittany of all the men she attracts, and Rei is your typical cosplay e-thot.

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The mechs are a metaphor for slavery or some shit, Shinji is a coomer who reminds Brittany of all the men she attracts, and Rei is your typical cosplay e-thot.

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Rei is shit.

And Brittany may get the wrong idea now that her thread is in Beauty Parlour. As usual, the less skin she shows off, the better she seems to appear. But if she doesn't show off, she loses the coomerbux demo. In a way, her anti-bra crusade is a deviously effective money making scheme that lets her have it both ways.

At least she isn't smoking meth with an Egyptian dude, I guess.
 
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Although she is being a bit more vague than usual here, one has to look at the wider context of what she has said before, and who she is as a broken soul....
  1. She has a boyfriend despite her simp-base, despite donating, think she is their soon-to-be-waifu.
  2. She has been in said relationship for 1+ year.
  3. She gets depressed easily. Primarily because the world doesnt revolve around her. Hence, her post topics. Her mother suffered constantly with the same bouts of depression and so like mother, like daughter she picked up that silly habit.
  4. All relationships at that point get out of the honeymoon phase and the REAL relationship begins. And it is usually never pretty.
  5. Brittany is still heavily stuck in that Princess meets Knight faerytale that ALL girls fantasize. But unlike most girls, who grow out of it and realize men aren't knights, she still clings to that fantasy even if it means trying to shape her man into the knight of her dreams.
  6. Brittany needs to be the one wearing the pants in the relationship which will drive real men crazy.
  7. When women and men butt heads women like to compare men to Neanderthals and reptiles. In other words, low IQ baffoons who can't figure out what they are talking about.
In short, she is having an argument with her bf and she feels he doesn't understand her. And so she is doing what she does best: finding solace by venting on Social Media.

Welcome to Brittany's world. It's all about: "me, Me, ME!"
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It's a low effort meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/tiktaalik
 
The only reason why people voted no were thirsty simps who get angry that their goblina isn’t receiving the proper worship they feel their waifu deserves. Great move!
My rationale for my opposition to moving this to BP was that the only thing that would change is that perhaps in lieu of thirsty guys, there'd be a lot more catty ladies who may somehow be more ugly than Venti is IRL.

Not because Venti is attractive, but because they're that much worse.

Also, the thirstposting was a spectacle. I'm gonna miss it.
 
My rationale for my opposition to moving this to BP was that the only thing that would change is that perhaps in lieu of thirsty guys, there'd be a lot more catty ladies who may somehow be more ugly than Venti is IRL.

Not because Venti is attractive, but because they're that much worse.

Also, the thirstposting was a spectacle. I'm gonna miss it.
Venti is pretty. But her personality is a trash can.

That is the tragedy. If only she would shut the fuck up and lay down. *sigh*
 
if you want chad thundercock, you're in a very competitive dating pool, sis. being terminally online with 0 skills makes you valuable as a side hoe at best.
the women who think they're hot shit but don't meet that standard they think they are so deserving of don't get approached by chad, they get approached by a twitch mod soybreathers who idealizes the vain mommy girlboss.
her response:

https://www.tiktok.com/@brittany_venti/video/6964921860756753669

let her troll in peace damn
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Brittles drops some more crypto info. I wonder if there is someone tipping her off, or just paying her off. The last time she talked about crypto was on stream, and I got the impression the voice in the ear piece was telling her what to say.

this is from a tesla insider. Apparently.
Sounds legit.
If there's anyone who you can trust to have reliable insider info on Tesla's crypto-investment strategy it would be Brittany Venty
 
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Her moth obsession kinda reminds me of Buffalo Bill (not the actual one). I'm not saying she has people locked up in the basement... That's for others to say.

and let me be the first to crack the 'Online Personality Disorder' gag.

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Donuts. Not. Good. For. Your. People. Or anyone really.

Don't understand the pic. No doubt someone will explain it to me...
 
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Brittany simps proving yet again they have no standards for what's considered perfect.

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This is her "perfectly shaped" posterior. It is average at best.
Worth noting that this ass is also in yoga pants and in a cold environment. That material can't enhance something if there's nothing to enhance.

Also she's wearing a mask lol
 
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