Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Frank Rizzo]

We're talking about a guy who is trying to convince us that he has enough evidence to shut down a forum THAT DOESN'T EVEN EXIST!

Believe me, I think he's that dumb.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

I don't know if anyone is familiar with the SCP Foundation, but the articles are written in a very technical and faux-scientific style, so I actually wouldn't put it past Lenny to skim a page, notice the technical stuff and interpret it as "Kiwi lingo" without actually understanding anything. This is a guy who believed Curr Bee was doxxing him with MS-DOS.

 

[manuhiri]

I haven't actually read through the thread yet but I'm sure hilarious things are happening. HAVE SOME MORE PUFFERTONS (with more on the way):

These puffers are truly inspired!

 

[QT 219]

These puffers are truly inspired!

Hello Hy! Welcome to this thread! Try not to derail it with your faggotry.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Theoretical question:

Would he actually believe me if I made a video of me in my Optimus Prime voice changer mask (which I got courtesy of another Kiwi Farms user during the Golden Knight days) and referred to myself as the actual Optimus Prime? Like, believe I was legitimately Optimus Prime?

Like, he apparently believes that stereotypical 15th century pirates still exist but know how to use youtube, so I don't know what I'd put past this guy anymore.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Theoretical question:

Would he actually believe me if I made a video of me in my Optimus Prime voice changer mask (which I got courtesy of another Kiwi Farms user during the Golden Knight days) and referred to myself as the actual Optimus Prime? Like, believe I was legitimately Optimus Prime?

Like, he apparently believes that stereotypical 15th century pirates still exist but know how to use youtube, so I don't know what I'd put past this guy anymore.

He probably doesn't know who Optimus Prime is. He'd probably think that's your actual name and the voice changer is some "terrorist gizmo" to disguise your voice, but he wouldn't actually think you're a robot.

 

[Rat Speaker]

These puffers are truly inspired!

You can leave anytime, the door is that little red X in the upper right hand corner of your screen. Bye thanks for stopping by.

 

[TopHat]

These puffers are truly inspired!

Hello Hy! We missed you. Tell us, Have you been preparing for the trial? We certainly have. Our Dingleberry farms site is busier than ever!

 

[PropaneAccesories]

Hy's here again? I really hope Dear Leader remembered to hide all the links to the super secret SCP Farms where we record all the experiments we do on the lolcows.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Hy's here again? I really hope Dear Leader remembered to hide all the links to the super secret SCP Farms where we record all the experiments we do on the lolcows.

We're beginning to suspect that @manuhiri *might* be Hy. Either that or Len or just a really bad w-een. She claimed to be a neutral observer, but has started to get overly defensive when asked simple questions.

 

[Rat Speaker]

Hello Hy! We missed you. Tell us, Have you been preparing for the trial? We certainly have. Our Dingleberry farms site is busier than ever!

Nooo! not the Dingleberry farms site, that is where my tax payer money comes from. How am I suppose to abuse the system if you give away our technique?

Edit: bad grammar.

 

[QT 219]

Hy has a weird boner for all things Caribbean and Maori. Plus, his retardation and reactionary sighing to regular forum ballbusting hath exposed him. Now he's gone quiet, trying to think of a way not to blow his cover without getting angry. Also, he killed Melvin Goldfield and stole his Star Wars memorabilia.

 

[Rin]

I don't know if anyone is familiar with the SCP Foundation, but the articles are written in a very technical and faux-scientific style, so I actually wouldn't put it past Lenny to skim a page, notice the technical stuff and interpret it as "Kiwi lingo" without actually understanding anything. This is a guy who believed Curr Bee was doxxing him with MS-DOS.

As a member of the SCP Foundation, I'm thrilled by the shout-out. I'd say Len might qualify as a potential D-Class, but frankly, he's so massively incompetent I wouldn't trust him around any anomalous objects.

 

[WireSponge]

As a member of the SCP Foundation, I'm thrilled by the shout-out. I'd say Len might qualify as a potential D-Class, but frankly, he's so massively incompetent I wouldn't trust him around any anomalous objects.

Len is an SCP. His IQ is so low that he shouldn't even be alive. His existence is anomalous. He is now classed as Euclid, as looking at him for too long will cause you to commit suicide.

 

[PropaneAccesories]

As a member of the SCP Foundation, I'm thrilled by the shout-out. I'd say Len might qualify as a potential D-Class, but frankly, he's so massively incompetent I wouldn't trust him around any anomalous objects.

I think Len basically qualifies as an anomalous object himself. He's so dense his brain is practically a singularity.

EDIT: WireSponge beat me to it

 

[chimpburgers]

My friend Arr Bee over at the Cranberry Farms decided to finally publicly show himself to Lenny Boy to quell any further allegations by Shaner that he is Kengle.

Lennay sure enjoyed it.

 

[DogshitTaco]

Lennay sure enjoyed it.

"looks like he'll live to regret it." Len implying that Arr Bee could die regretting it. Is that a subtle death threat Lenny? I wonder what Facebook would say about such a threat...

 

[PropaneAccesories]

I can't really go into it at the moment, but I've just found out through reliable sources that isn't really Lenny. It's one of a few fake Leonard F Shaner Jr accounts that have been posting there over the last few days.

 

[QT 219]

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"looks like he'll live to regret it." Len implying that Arr Bee could die regretting it. Is that a subtle death threat Lenny? I wonder what Facebook would say about such a threat...

Great question. @manuhiri, what do you say about your client threatening to physically harm someone? Would you say Len's "Not Guilty By Reason Of MASSIVE AUTISM?" Also, how does that work if the lawyer AND the client have autism? Do they cancel each other out somehow?

 

[Whatisgoingon]

Thank you @Kirby for this hilarious fresh milk. Also, @BOLDYSPICY! could you make me a Pufferton? I know that a lot of people have been asking for one, but they are really cool.