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Torrid sells cheap heels that fit big and wide feet, whether it's by fat, splayed by carrying weight, or just a man's feet that weren't shaped by putting them into a narrow shoe since childhood.

I am personally disappointed that Kevryn did not pick up some high heeled shoes, especially with the Tranch's recent delivery of the metal stairs of death.
 
From what I've gathered online, that despite all their talk about being an accepting loving community, troons are so quick to eat their own and turn on people who commit wrongthink. The "true scum" lable appears to be an insult for fellow troons that aren't completely deluded and insane

Just think it's opposite day anytime you hear:

* An "empath" saying they're an empath
* A "nice guy" who says he's a nice guy
* LGBBQWTF is about "love and acceptance."
* Islam is the "religion of peace."
* The fat bitch with the "great personality."
 
Just so everybody knows, Torrid is tranny mecca because it is a store originally intended for big and tall women with an alt style. Trannies thinks this means them. The store has cut most of its ties with Hot Topic Inc and has a new CEO who wants it to be Forever 21 for fat people instead of figure flattering rockabilly clothes for bigger women. Hot Topic has it's own plus size line now that fits even worse than Torrid but if you want a shapeless tarp you may as well get it there for half the price.

Because of the ease of access to their size range and the nature of customer service, Torrid has a huge problem with men coming into the store and trying on clothes. Full stop.

Sometimes it's just troons playing dress up which is annoying, but sometimes they just want a woman to look at them wearing womens clothes so they can jack off in the food court. A lot of these men are also doing both.

You are not allowed to refuse if a man requests that you stay with him the whole time while he tries on clothes for his sexual gratification, because "We don't judge here. If it's just a man who likes to wear women's underwear who cares? They're asking you to stay with them so they don't feel uncomfortable."

You also HAVE TO let them try on whatever they want or they will have a fit. The women do this as well, and while many of them are sweaty pigs they do not have AM HOLE JUICES flowing from their loins. PEOPLE TRY ON THE LINGERIE THE MOST. Crotchless bodysuits are the most popular. Literally. Some people leave their underwear own when they do this but A LOT DON'T.

When something is tried on in store and soiled or just returned smelling bad, Torrid's official covid policy is to hang it on a rack a few hours and spray it with Lysol.
I got chastised several times for damaging out worn panties.

DO NOT BUY UNDERWEAR FROM TORRID UNLESS IT IS ONLINE AND IN A PLASTIC BAG.
And that just killed completely any inclination to go shopping at Torrid, especially because Forever 21's pretty much Overpriced Walmart/Target in my experience, and 'tranny mecca' sounds about right for what their window displays were like when the malls were open/worth going inside anyway.

Though on them refusing to let you say no if a man requests that you stay with him the whole time he tries on clothes? That's a sexual harassment suit waiting to happen. If that's standard policy, go class action.

And the panties thing? That's...impressively unsanitary, like major legal trouble and PR disaster levels the moment it gets out that somebody got one of the many things that can be transmitted by used panties. (It's why most normal places? You cannot try on panties and if your bare crotch touches it? You bought it, no returns.)

But I don't think any of this is going to really save Torrid from its torrid rep, honestly. I mean, it never had a good rep even for those of us who do have an alt style--which is actually something that I've noticed with troons like Kev. I mean, these being places for the mall alts is something I've found even men on the alt scene have tended to know. It's like these troons just suddenly decided to join the alt scene while trooning out, except not really because let's just stack failure on failure.

I mean, yeah, okay, Kev's doing a damn good job if his goal is to be a fat female pig, but...I think it's pretty safe to say no alt chick who doesn't have Problems (if not PROBLEMS) wants to be that. I mean, how many women actually want to be an entirely-negative misogynistic stereotype full-time? Maybe Kev's as much delusion as cope.
 
Just so everybody knows, Torrid is tranny mecca because it is a store originally intended for big and tall women with an alt style. Trannies thinks this means them. The store has cut most of its ties with Hot Topic Inc and has a new CEO who wants it to be Forever 21 for fat people instead of figure flattering rockabilly clothes for bigger women. Hot Topic has it's own plus size line now that fits even worse than Torrid but if you want a shapeless tarp you may as well get it there for half the price.

Because of the ease of access to their size range and the nature of customer service, Torrid has a huge problem with men coming into the store and trying on clothes. Full stop.

Sometimes it's just troons playing dress up which is annoying, but sometimes they just want a woman to look at them wearing womens clothes so they can jack off in the food court. A lot of these men are also doing both.

You are not allowed to refuse if a man requests that you stay with him the whole time while he tries on clothes for his sexual gratification, because "We don't judge here. If it's just a man who likes to wear women's underwear who cares? They're asking you to stay with them so they don't feel uncomfortable."

You also HAVE TO let them try on whatever they want or they will have a fit. The women do this as well, and while many of them are sweaty pigs they do not have AM HOLE JUICES flowing from their loins. PEOPLE TRY ON THE LINGERIE THE MOST. Crotchless bodysuits are the most popular. Literally. Some people leave their underwear own when they do this but A LOT DON'T.

When something is tried on in store and soiled or just returned smelling bad, Torrid's official covid policy is to hang it on a rack a few hours and spray it with Lysol.
I got chastised several times for damaging out worn panties.

DO NOT BUY UNDERWEAR FROM TORRID UNLESS IT IS ONLINE AND IN A PLASTIC BAG.
I'm so sorry that you've had to deal with this while working.


I've also had to do a class on the whole gender sensitivity nonsense and I don't think a single one of my coworkers took it seriously either.
 
Countdown to infection. Start your timers.
Combine Kevin's poor hygiene with his general incompetence, and it's an inevitability that he is not going to take even the most basic steps to stop infection from setting in. I also don't think that he's going to be able to identify the infection when (not if) it arrives: expect a whole lot of Twitter oversharing about his piercing site in the weeks to come that just about mirrors the symptoms of infection.
 
I'm so sorry that you've had to deal with this while working.


I've also had to do a class on the whole gender sensitivity nonsense and I don't think a single one of my coworkers took it seriously either.
I've noticed that sensitivity nonsense tends to be just generally off-putting and insulting to the people they're wanting to make feel *~*included*~* when they're not coddling the lolcows, what with being incredibly prone to dehumanizing and infantilizing the people they're about.

Of course, being infantilized probably gets 'gender euphoria' for Kev. Gotta indulge that fetish for being a little, you know!
 
I don't know, we thought we were in for an infection arc when the cat scratched his face, but that didn't happen. At this point the bacteria might see him as one of their own.
I think I figured it out. Stick with me here.

The reason he collects all those transformers toys isn't because he's an autistic man child, it's because they're actually the strongest form of antibiotic available. I know, it sounds like nonsense but think about. The future of science is saying that nanobots might be able to put into our bodies in order to do things that no order medicine could accomplish. Nanobots, autobots....OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!
 
I think I figured it out. Stick with me here.

The reason he collects all those transformers toys isn't because he's an autistic man child, it's because they're actually the strongest form of antibiotic available. I know, it sounds like nonsense but think about. The future of science is saying that nanobots might be able to put into our bodies in order to do things that no order medicine could accomplish. Nanobots, autobots....OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!
So you're saying he's going to shove Unicron up his amhole?
 
I've noticed that sensitivity nonsense tends to be just generally off-putting and insulting to the people they're wanting to make feel *~*included*~* when they're not coddling the lolcows, what with being incredibly prone to dehumanizing and infantilizing the people they're about.

Of course, being infantilized probably gets 'gender euphoria' for Kev. Gotta indulge that fetish for being a little, you know!
It was a whole bunch of stepping on egg shells nonsense that in all honesty just makes it harder to do our jobs. Shit is focused on omg not offending the mentally ill social parasites if we have the misfortune to encounter them. I've fortunately only ran into one in the past year but the less said about that encounter the better.
 
Things I felt getting my septum pierced:
  • Excited
  • Anxious
  • Some pain
  • Mild discomfort
  • Adrenaline
  • Pleased with the outcome
Things I did not feel:
  • Like a woman/"gender euphoria"
  • Like cattle
  • Aroused by either thought
  • Unbothered if it healed crooked because "the piercer would re-pierce it for free"
I shudder to think of the day Kevryn gets his nips pierced. I'm sure that will go over well. /sneed
 
It was a whole bunch of stepping on egg shells nonsense that in all honesty just makes it harder to do our jobs. Shit is focused on omg not offending the mentally ill social parasites if we have the misfortune to encounter them. I've fortunately only ran into one in the past year but the less said about that encounter the better.
That's exactly what I meant about it being dehumanizing and infantilizing: I've not encountered any 'sensitivity' training that doesn't make the people you're supposed to be sensitive to out as being easily-offended mentally-ill social parasites, just under prettier language that allows the people running the training to deny that's how they see these people.

So it's inherently offensive if you aren't, like Kev, probably going to be cooming from being treated like a severely brain-damaged infant...and too stupid to realize this is pretty insulting.
 
Combine Kevin's poor hygiene with his general incompetence, and it's an inevitability that he is not going to take even the most basic steps to stop infection from setting in. I also don't think that he's going to be able to identify the infection when (not if) it arrives: expect a whole lot of Twitter oversharing about his piercing site in the weeks to come that just about mirrors the symptoms of infection.
I'd say that Kevin has an above-average immune system. He lives in filth, not even to mention that he sat in pissed diapers for who knows how long right after he got the Amhole installed. As much as people in this thread like to coom over the idea of him getting sepsis or some shit the dude is amazingly resilient.
 
More plastic shit to add to the pile is coming soon! He seems excited enough about this one that we might be getting another Unicron style reveal before he never, ever does anything with his new toy ever again.
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