Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[break these cuffs]

I can't believe everyone so far has missed the true victims of this drunken rant, the paypigs. Paypigs as a species might only be barely sentient and lack higher brain functions that allow concepts such as critical thinking and permanence, but they do still have feelings. How do you think all of the $1K tugboat autists that pay $20 to tell him about their Rekeita Law homestead in Animal crossing feel when he calls them all poor losers? This is the father figure they look up to. They've latched onto him because he isn't disappointed that they don't have a job and watch anime all day.

I'm sure most of them couldn't make the connection while watching because of the aforementioned retardation, but there had to have been a couple who had this uncomfortable feeling as they watched. Maybe it took a while to marinate and as they drifted off to sleep watching Boko No Piko the thought suddenly popped into their head: Wait a second, I only make $900 a month from my autism SSDI . Does Dad think I'm a loser too? Do we want another DSP situation where the paypigs just take endless abuse from an ungrateful manchild?

 

[soy_king]

I can't believe everyone so far has missed the true victims of this drunken rant, the paypigs. Paypigs as a species might only be barely sentient and lack higher brain functions that allow concepts such as critical thinking and permanence, but they do still have feelings. How do you think all of the $1K tugboat autists that pay $20 to tell him about their Rekeita Law homestead in Animal crossing feel when he calls them all poor losers? This is the father figure they look up to. They've latched onto him because he isn't disappointed that they don't have a job and watch anime all day.

I'm sure most of them couldn't make the connection while watching because of the aforementioned retardation, but there had to have been a couple who had this uncomfortable feeling as they watched. Maybe it took a while to marinate and as they drifted off to sleep watching Boko No Piko the thought suddenly popped into their head: Wait a second, I only make $900 a month from my autism SSDI . Does Dad think I'm a loser too? Do we want another DSP situation where the paypigs just take endless abuse from an ungrateful manchild?

You shouldn't feel sorry for the paypigs. They made their style, they can sleep in it.

 

[break these cuffs]

You shouldn't feel sorry for the paypigs. They made their style, they can sleep in it.

My answer to the question I posed is yes. A tangential benefit to them becoming findommed is that hopefully the new fetish can supplant some of their anime driven pedophilia.

 

[soy_king]

My answer to the question I posed is yes. A tangential benefit to them becoming findommed is that hopefully the new fetish can supplant some of their anime driven pedophilia.

Or, it just develops into a new even more disgusting fetish, like being paypigs for a "Christian" lawyer who dresses up as an anime schoolgirl for the shekels.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

No matter how many ridiculous rumors PPP and Godwinson started, Dax still had a serious compliance problem if he couldn't pull up the books to show regulators that it was nonsense. And this retard thought he was gonna start a fucking bank that Rackets would have dumped money into

These people lied to themselves. A lot of people, myself included at one time, overestimated Maddax’s business skills or well anything really. Dax pretended to be a srs business owner and people took him at his word. Thanks to the Simpspiracy we find that everything he said was bullshit or exaggerated at a minimum. “Trust but verify” should have been the name of the game but everyone didn’t because they thought Dax was a man of his word, which in May 2021 is funnier than Dax has ever been but in May 2020, that was the consensus.

 

[instythot]

These people lied to themselves. A lot of people, myself included at one time, overestimated Maddax’s business skills or well anything really. Dax pretended to be a srs business owner and people took him at his word. Thanks to the Simpspiracy we find that everything he said was bullshit or exaggerated at a minimum. “Trust but verify” should have been the name of the game but everyone didn’t because they thought Dax was a man of his word, which in May 2021 is funnier than Dax has ever been but in May 2020, that was the consensus.

I still remember Dax turning red and screaming "the policy is whatever I say it is you limp dicked motherfucker" and thinking "Oh boy, you just stepped on a consumer protection agency landmine, you balding dimwit"

 

[waffle]

I think it was almost certainly Vordi that got NP2 pulled. It has the feel of how he operates and it hurt Null, so it would atleast be on his radar as a target.

I kinda suspect that it's like @instythot was saying though, that the dick PPP stream was probably what tipped it over the edge in the banks mind. If Vordi could convince a decision maker to watch any or all of it, that couples with the "lax" TOS would probably be enough to cause concern about what NP2 actually was.

As far as money laundering goes, I think it's unlikely, but who fucking knows unless they're seen all the books. I'm not aware of any obvious tip offs, like if there was some guy nobody's ever heard of pulling in big amounts every month. The only thing that even makes sense from what I can see is some kind of crypto tumbling scheme like people keep claiming. Dick already has a patreon and atleast one real business he could run that shit through though, so I'm not sure what the point would be.

 

[instythot]

I think it was almost certainly Vordi that got NP2 pulled. It has the feel of how he operates and it hurt Null, so it would atleast be on his radar as a target.

I kinda suspect that it's like @instythot was saying though, that the dick PPP stream was probably what tipped it over the edge in the banks mind. If Vordi could convince a decision maker to watch any or all of it, that couples with the "lax" TOS would probably be enough to cause concern about what NP2 actually was.

As far as money laundering goes, I think it's unlikely, but who fucking knows unless they're seen all the books. I'm not aware of any obvious tip offs, like if there was some guy nobody's ever heard of pulling in big amounts every month. The only thing that even makes sense from what I can see is some kind of crypto tumbling scheme like people keep claiming. Dick already has a patreon and atleast one real business he could run that shit through though, so I'm not sure what the point would be.

I really doubt that any money laundering took place. The situation I suspect was something along the lines of:

"What is your money laundering policy? What do you do with suspicious transactions?"
"Uh, what? It's like patreon, but for people I like who get kicked off of patreon"
"Ok, for example, we might flag these transactions as suspicious. To ensure they aren't money laundering, we would check x, y and z. Do you have that on any transactions?"
"What the fuck, it's just patreon, but for racists"
"Well, the fine is x per questionable transaction and then you have to get in compliance and do something when a questionable transaction pops up"
"I'm not paying that kind of fine for a patreon for my racist friends!"
"Okay, we can just shut everything down. We'd have to put you on the match list because any future institution you open would be money laundering waiting to happen"

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Agreed. Maddax has to demonstrate there’s measures in place to prevent laundering from happening and in typical lazy Dax fashion, he didn’t do anything. Since he has no measures in place, he couldn’t adequately demonstrate laundering wasn’t happening and that was it for him. NP2 got banned because Dax was a lazy retard and if it was that easy to take it down, it was inevitable whether it was Vordrak or not. He seems to have a loose interpretation of a lot of things: financial regulations, fake IDs, drugs, age of consent, etc.

 

[instythot]

Agreed. Maddax has to demonstrate there’s measures in place to prevent laundering from happening and in typical lazy Dax fashion, he didn’t do anything. Since he has no measures in place, he couldn’t adequately demonstrate laundering wasn’t happening and that was it for him. NP2 got banned because Dax was a lazy retard and if it was that easy to take it down, it was inevitable whether it was Vordrak or not. He seems to have a loose interpretation of a lot of things: financial regulations, fake IDs, drugs, age of consent, etc.

I especially enjoy the delusion that "people got np2 taken down"

No. This is finance. Someone is gonna check the books at some point to make sure everything is in compliance. The failure to comply got it taken down, people making ridiculous shit up at most accelerated that process. And the way regulators usually work, either his non-compliance was so bad that they thought the situation was incurable or he flat out refused to come into compliance

 

[Berrakh]

"PPP killed NP2!"
Damn, just because you got topped by him doesn't make him the mastermind of all your pain gentlemen.

 

[instythot]

"PPP killed NP2!"
Damn, just because you got topped by him doesn't make him the mastermind of all your pain gentlemen.

PPP on top? Now that would be painful

 

[not william stenchever]

PPP on top? Now that would be painful

Would Surfer be the one to record PPP's kino sex tape?

 

[Ulkesh]

PPP on top? Now that would be painful

For you.

 

[AltisticRight]

PPP on top? Now that would be painful

More like spinal injury.

 

[Null]

Dax is virtue signalling how much he loves Israel. Surely this will get him an acting job now r-r-r-right?

I told him about the power of flags and now he takes my advice!

I think it was almost certainly Vordi that got NP2 pulled. It has the feel of how he operates and it hurt Null, so it would atleast be on his radar as a target.

It was, without question. I don't know how this is disputed. He had done it twice before, which is why the third time it happened it got NP2's LLC on MATCH. The drama surrounding NP2 was annoying and detrimental without reason - and people to this day think that it was a way to control narratives.

 

[AnOminous]

- Then a rant that money laundering not working the way people said it worked but not really explaining what the accusation was other than "money doesn't get laundered in small amounts" (I guess money laundering only happens as one big transaction )

That literally is exactly how it works, usually using some at least remotely plausible cash business like a restaurant. It could have just looked like fraud, dodgy dude, dodgy customers, dodgy Chinese bank.

It was, without question. I don't know how this is disputed. He had done it twice before, which is why the third time it happened it got NP2's LLC on MATCH. The drama surrounding NP2 was annoying and detrimental without reason - and people to this day think that it was a way to control narratives.

Vordy is a lying sack of shit but this is exactly in his playbook. It's sort of like if the PLO takes credit for a suicide bombing in Israel, yeah, they probably did it.

 

[Nigella]

The tiny dodgy chinese bank probably needed very little encouragement to drop dax

 

[Ethanol Ralph]

Dax is going to be on the gunt show on the 27th

 

[Pissmaster]

I listened to #259 so here are some funny timestamps:

53:51 Dick seethes about Reddit because of this post (archive) from a random guy who signed up 4 months ago. Dick is very proud of his pithy response. Dick goes on to mention how Newsbabe Taylor had some critics on the subreddit, and how she handles criticism by just taking it in stride and being nice. Dick says he just can't do that.

screenshot of said post:

That was enough to make Dick seethe on the show, lol.

1:23:16 Advice Emails: Someone writes in asking where to find hookers and shrooms. Newsbabe Taylor recommends just studying up on what to look for, and then going outside and looking for random shrooms out and about. Even Dick and Sean know that's a bad idea, and Dick outright says you will die if you do that.

Newsbabe Taylor seems like a nice person, but she's not very interesting. She also has a side gig where she does financial domination on some clients, so... good for her, I guess? I dunno, she comes off as bland and inoffensive to me.