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Madmartigan said:
Although I think Kat is still there, I don't think Jasper still being there is necessarily an indicator of her status.
If Kat leaves Phil, she'll likely immediately be moving in with someone else. If that person lives somewhere that pets aren't allowed, or if they decide they don't want a cat there, Kat will leave Jasper behind. On top of that, Jasper's main purpose, IMO, is to serve as a buffer between her and Phil. If she leaves, that purpose is no longer needed. I'm not saying she won't take Jasper, but it's a possibility.
The thought of Phil being stuck with Jasper kinda delights me, knowing how much he'd fucking resent it. Phil would probably end up getting rid of him one way or another, and then end up lying about it. "He ran away" or some shit.
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If Phil gets stuck with Jhasper son then Jasper is taking a quick trip to the pound. No way Phil spends time/money on a responsibility.
 
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8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;) said:
I'm on mobile and don't have enough battery to clip atm but did anyone else see he left the camera on by accident and during his pre-stream tonight, whenever that one new slide ran, it showed he literally just sat there on his phone the entire time? Soooo busy.
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IT'S WWE CHAMPIONS TIME
Also, Derich is a very respectable person according to Phil. :stress:
He tacked on "IN MY STREAM" immediately after so he 100% knows that Derich regularly asks pornstars if they enjoy the BBC.
 
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In regards to the pig’s departnering, a recent article on Kotaku (I know, I know, but Nathan Cuckson’s coverage of Twitch is often insightful in discerning the constant garbage that comes about Twitch’s godawful policies) gave some information regarding a certain titty streamer’s demonetization, similar to what happened to DSP: “[...] Siragusa, however, was not alone. Sources have since told Kotaku that a number of streamers had advertising removed from their channels, though it seems that not all of them noticed or said anything publicly. This has alarmed Twitch streamers, who are now in the dark as to what’s considered advertiser-friendly content and what’s not—meaning they, too, are at risk of suddenly not being able to make money off Twitch ads anymore. In the blog post, Twitch did not do much to assuage their fears, but it did confirm that demonetization is a thing that can happen now.“

Although this specific streamer is still a partner but has lost the ability to monetize ads, I believe that DSP’s departerning might have been spurred by pressure from Twitch’s advertiser base. This would make sense as literally over 5 years of reports from individual users were not able to motivate Twitch to do something about DSP’s conduct, this time around, the pig lost his complete ability to monetize his content through Twitch functionality in the backdrop of some big streamers (as well as small) losing their ability to also enjoy Twitch’s monetization tools. I refuse to believe that whatever happened to DSP happened within a vacuum and there appears to be a lot of pressure put on Twitch corporate and legal to do something about streamers who use ads and whose behavior might be damaging to a brand’s image.

The fact that Dark lost his complete and total ability to even make a dollar via the tools provided by Twitch is the one of the strongest public indictments he has recently received as a content creator: corporations think he’s unmarketable and want nothing to do with him (something many of us have been saying for a while and has somewhat vindicated us in our judgment).

But since we’re talking about the Autism Vortex, leave it to Phil to have semi-permanently lost his ability to get any kind of sponsorship but to make more money via cash than he’s ever been able to. But we’re not Phil and we know life isn’t static outside of the tiny little bubble we’ve enveloped ourselves in. And something is going to destabilize him again and it’s going to produce some amazing gold dust.

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Link to Kotaku article
 
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Filthy Greenskin said:
Phil will probably give him to a shelter. Not out of decency but because the cat gets in the way of his normal life of waddling from fridge to bed to office in different orders, if Kat leaves Jasper behind he might have some luck with Phil dumping him somewhere and hopefully find a better home.
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See, but that would involve Phil leaving the house and interracting with another human being. That’s way too much work!
 
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For anyone who wants it, here's Derich's actual YT channel


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8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;) said:
I'm on mobile and don't have enough battery to clip atm but did anyone else see he left the camera on by accident and during his pre-stream tonight, whenever that one new slide ran, it showed he literally just sat there on his phone the entire time? Soooo busy.
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Quick correction: it was no accident. That's right, half a decade after accidentally masturbating live on YouTube (allegedly twice) and being caught rocking autistically through dozens and dozens of intentionally small and transparent slides, DSP still never turns off his camera. His laziness knows no bounds.
 
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So in this night of the goutosphere, Phil has been given $84. He instantly reminds his viewers that “there’s only an hour left on stream, it’d be nice if we could...”
And you know the rest.
Also, DSP’s fans don’t want to see him replay Sekiro because “he was too good at it in his first playthrough.”
It’s a full moon tonight
 
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GunnlaugurSassoon said:
Quick correction: it was no accident. That's right, half a decade after accidentally masturbating live on YouTube (allegedly twice) and being caught rocking autistically through dozens and dozens of intentionally small and transparent slides, DSP still never turns off his camera. His laziness knows no bounds.
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The camera was off for previous slideshows; there was just the empty video frame. Not surprising that he is inconsistent in disabling it, but he's had the slide for like 2 days now and decided it doesn't matter.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Do I have to say anything? Unbelievable how many morons think they're being smart.
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Extra stupid because there's either WWE SuperCards which DSP no longer plays, or WWE Champions, which he does. There's no "WWE Cards" so DSP can answer that however he wants and not consider it lying or just call the person a fucking idiot.
 
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Red Bistro said:
Extra stupid because there's either WWE SuperCards which DSP no longer plays, or WWE Champions, which he does. There's no "WWE Cards" so DSP can answer that however he wants and not consider it lying or just call the person a fucking idiot.
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>implying Phil isn’t playing WWE Supercard
Guess i'm toxic now! said:
What is it with DAYYY-GONE-ROMPA and its constant amount of Pig roasts it's dishing out? Of course, this would all go over the snout of Mr. Burnell but it makes for some pretty funny screen caps.
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DOS2 has just as many sneak disses towards the Piggy.

Anyway, how fucking stupid is Derich that he needed to make a FOURTH YouTube account? Pretty sure his third one isn’t even 2 months old.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
>implying Phil isn’t playing WWE Supercard

DOS2 has just as many sneak disses towards the Piggy.

Anyway, how fucking stupid is Derich that he needed to make a FOURTH YouTube account? Pretty sure his third one isn’t even 2 months old.
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I totally spaced out on DOS2. You are right it has the "begging" sneak disses. I imagine Phil reflects on how much of an e-beggar he has become before making some stupid feces joke.
 
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