The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Coily]

That place looks so desolate I can see Coleman Francis wandering around.

 

[voidBits]

Wait, Jarrod lives in a trailer? I'm pretty sure that's against county code.

Yeah seems like he does
Pretty sure we had some confirmation but can't find it Found it, see bottom
There's a few hints that point to it as well though
Jarrods tweeted a dog and a cat on his bed a few times with what looks like caravan windows in the shot
And in this tweet from back in jan, that's def a caravan/trailer door in the background (Archive)


In this recent tweet his bike is leaning against a caravan/trailer (with a power lead running to it) (Archive)


Found the confirmation
Looks like I'm wrong about the centre caravan being his though. This tweet says RV and I guess that would be one of the other two trailers? (Archive)

 

[S.C.U.D.]

And we have some updates on another of the tranchers misjudged purchases
The metal stairs have arrived
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These types of stairs are normally in industrial/commercial type settings and most definitely not residential and that's a bloody steep pitch
I don't know if anyone else has experience of them, but in wet or icy conditions they're fucking murderous
I can still feel the pain in my shins from slipping and catching the tread
And talking of icy conditions, here's the Tranch on the 11th May
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Let's also not forget that these metal steps are going to be outside in the sun all day, getting nice and hot for anyone's hand that dares grip the rail.

 

[break these cuffs]

This isn't rocket appliance. Just build some steps out of 2x12 and 2x6. Lumber prices are through the roof, but that fucking thing cost $800 plus freight shipping. Who the fuck pays $1000 for deck stairs? Oh yeah, the retards who can grift as much money as they want.

 

[voidBits]

Let's also not forget that these metal steps are going to be outside in the sun all day, getting nice and hot for anyone's hand that dares grip the rail.

Yup, it's so unsuitable in every way for a residential dwelling, even if it is a "farm/ranch" (except it's not is it, it's just fucking set dressing for a long con)
And as was pointed out earlier, why aren't they making one?
They beat the sustainable environmental drum enough, but as soon as the griftbux came though they catalogue shopped with the best of em


I forgot to link the original tweet earlier, I just posted the pic so here it is

Link | Archive

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

If one of their tranny farmhand volunteers slips and hurts themselves on those stairs, can they sue the Tranch for damages?

 

[Gone Ham]

If one of their tranny farmhand volunteers slips and hurts themselves on those stairs, can they sue the Tranch for damages?

Yes

 

[one_time_user]

If one of their tranny farmhand volunteers slips and hurts themselves on those stairs, can they sue the Tranch for damages?

you bet your bippy they can.

 

[break these cuffs]

If one of their tranny farmhand volunteers slips and hurts themselves on those stairs, can they sue the Tranch for damages?

I wonder what the Tranch's worker's comp insurance is like.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

This isn't rocket appliance. Just build some steps out of 2x12 and 2x6. Lumber prices are through the roof, but that fucking thing cost $800 plus freight shipping. Who the fuck pays $1000 for deck stairs? Oh yeah, the retards who can grift as much money as they want.

These useless fags? The metal stairs are stupid and won't be installed correctly, but I'd take my chances on those over anything the tranchers come up with.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

They went back to the earth shit for the first time in a while (nothing seems to have been changed)

Spoiler: Pics

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Hold on, anyone else notice the business hours in the second photo on the door? Did they just steal some small businesses glass door and use that?

I wonder what the Tranch's worker's comp insurance is like.

Workers compensation implies that the Tranch has some group that must compensate the workers, rather than a true anarcho-socialist paradise. All workers share the risk and profits in this commune, no compensation required.

But I've heard rumor that if you ask really nicely, you can get a second serving of ground lamb Taco Meat for your suffering.

 

[Help Me Move This Table]

Can’t wait for the wine drunk to take the stairs

 

[Gone Ham]

Hold on, anyone else notice the business hours in the second photo on the door? Did they just steal some small businesses glass door and use that?

Yeah it’s a chipotle door, you can see it in another pic. It came with the place.

 

[Miss Misery]

Even if you

This isn't rocket appliance. Just build some steps out of 2x12 and 2x6. Lumber prices are through the roof, but that fucking thing cost $800 plus freight shipping. Who the fuck pays $1000 for deck stairs? Oh yeah, the retards who can grift as much money as they want.

Two 8 step stringers will cost you $100 at Home Depot. Of course the troons would have to have half a brain to do any sort of real carpentry. And they don't.

 

[Jump]

Yeah it’s a chipotle door, you can see it in another pic. It came with the place.

A ton of pages back i posted links to the original owners social media. He said he got the doors and windows from a building material recycler. . Most of the windows and doors are from remodeled Chipotles.One of the doors still has the address on it. If you google that number and chipotle you can see the location it came from.

Look at how they are installed. Just random window panels glued in at different angles. They can't be opened and will just collect rain and leak/rot. The more pics we see of this place the more details you notice. The floors are just cement laid on top of hay bales? So not only is it a building made out of actual trash it is also a massive tinder box.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

If one of their tranny farmhand volunteers slips and hurts themselves on those stairs, can they sue the Tranch for damages?

If they’re planning on doing that they better hurry the fuck up because at this rate Penny and Bonnie are gonna burn though the GFM before summers out.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If one of their tranny farmhand volunteers slips and hurts themselves on those stairs, can they sue the Tranch for damages?

Yes

you bet your bippy they can.

They can, but I suspect they'll be revealed as the sleeper agent of Earl no sooner than uttering the words "You'll be hearing from my lawyer!" and then promptly shot.

If they’re planning on doing that they better hurry the fuck up because at this rate Penny and Bonnie are gonna burn though the GFM before summers out.

>implying they'd have any of it by the time there's a finding or verdict

 

[Nothing To See Here]

And in this tweet from back in jan, that's def a caravan/trailer door in the background (Archive)

Oh great, the insane man with anger issues and a gun fetish has a German Shepherd.

I try not to judge dog breeds ("no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners", etc. etc.), but I absolutely judge owners based on their dogs. Some people buy Sheps (or bully breeds and similar, for that matter) because they genuinely like the look of the breed and it fits with their lifestyle - but a lot buy them because "ough ough big scary police dog". They're large dogs, high-maintenance (congenital health issues, double coated with associated grooming upkeep, need a lot of walking), they eat a tonne, they're smart and therefore need the associated mental stimulation, and they're often more challenging to socialise than other breeds and/or are kind of standoffish about strangers. Oh, and they've got a notoriously high prey drive.

None of which is a major issue for a strong, experienced owner who lays good foundational socialisation/training work as a puppy, exercises them regularly and has a spacious house/garden, and does some kind of agility/tracker training to keep them stimulated, mind you. But of course that all means the ideal owner is a lazy, unstable, penniless troon who may or may not have any dog owner experience, on a ranch with loads of free-roaming animals, where new people come and go all the time!

 

[Old Fart]

Yeah, there's one left that can be seen in some recent photos
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Perfect menstruation hut for trannies. Hotel La Tranne Saignante****

It's like a more successful La Zorra.

It's more like a gypsy camp. I mean, Traveller camp. I mean, People of Travel camp.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

They're large dogs, high-maintenance (congenital health issues, double coated with associated grooming upkeep, need a lot of walking)

Just fyi, if you want a german shepherd, go for an east german line. The west german lines are dominated by the show dogs with the sloping back, the east german lines were working dogs and don't have the sloping back.

The DDR German Shepherd - A Pure Bred Work Dog

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