"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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In what world are unlicensed and untrained antifa larpers handing out morphine? They aren't in the trenches of WWI. Is he implying that antifa medics carry around illegal street drugs and the DEA needs to go after them for narcotics trafficking? Of course we all know the reality of anitfa medics are retards like Chelsea/Zoe. All they do is hand out food and water to people. When something actually goes down they cry and piss because they're all just a bunch of larpers who wouldn't know a tourniquet from whatever degenerate bondage gear they're into.
 
Interesting - could this be a clue as to how Phil ended up on the outs with Antifa? I assumed they just got sick of his tard shit.
I'm not an active observer but from glancing at the thread he is a liability. The antifa recognized his much lower than average intellect and special needs, as well as being a PR disaster waiting to happen (again). So basically what they did was make up a bullshit 'highway patrol' job for him to spare him his feelings and let him feel like he's contributing while putting him out of the way, out of danger, and out of the cameras. If I remember right, his 'job' consists of staring at the highway all day and reporting 'suspicious vehicles' to his assigned tard wrangler. And after a hard day's work of vacantly staring at a patch of road, bouncing and squeaking at any vaguely fash shaped vehicles he waddles home before dark and eats his artisan pizza and block of cheese, having kept the city safe from incoming fash for the day. A real modern day hero.
 
I can't wait until this stupid moron finds out Phil will grate on them too. Phil has destroyed every single relation he's ever had.

Also yeah no Phil, we know you're too chickenshit to take meth. You're also too chickenshit to actually throw bricks into Boys and Girls clubs too, despite your desire to beat up the poor boys and girls due to your eternal impotence.
 
In what world are unlicensed and untrained antifa larpers handing out morphine? They aren't in the trenches of WWI. Is he implying that antifa medics carry around illegal street drugs and the DEA needs to go after them for narcotics trafficking? Of course we all know the reality of anitfa medics are retards like Chelsea/Zoe. All they do is hand out food and water to people. When something actually goes down they cry and piss because they're all just a bunch of larpers who wouldn't know a tourniquet from whatever degenerate bondage gear they're into.
Sounds like the same delusions of grandeur that Phil has. They seem to view themselves as some sort of government-in-exile, and when the revolution happens, they’ll just step into their new roles.

There’s a lot to be said for providing public services - plenty of religious and political organisations do that to build up support. But we all know that in this case it’s less about philanthropy, more about useless retards wanting to feel important.
 
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Nobody here attacks Phil because the point of this site is to laugh at him. His mongoloid tard brain cannot comprehend this. The larp is all consuming. We call him fat and stupid, so that means we're all Neo-Fascist Boogaloo Boys working for the Aryan Brotherhood to run direct action lone wolf domestic terrorist ops against a brave ANTIFA Sooper Special Ed Soldier. We manage all of this while posting on the shitter.

Phil is so amusing in his stupidity that I don't see myself ever tiring of it like I do with other cows. I hope to laugh at him until the day he becomes so stupid he forgets to breathe and dies.
 
He left out Fatphobia.

Xenophobia
Phil, you're a white man from New Jersey.



and Germaphobia

36 years old and still an edge lord.
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If you wanted to inflict real damage you'd do that in your bare feet Phil.
Phil's totally not kicked out of antifa guys!
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Remember they totally made him a cake with the, "Dare to struggle, Dare to win" quote he used in the last Tweets. You've been relegated to bringing in junkies Phil.
 
Phil's totally not kicked out of antifa guys!
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Remember they totally made him a cake with the, "Dare to struggle, Dare to win" quote he used in the last Tweets. You've been relegated to bringing in junkies Phil.
Yep, begging for attention because it allows him to ignore how his life is trash given how he's respond-tweeting to this. So desperate for a reason to not kill himself.

But anyways, Phil lets slip that the moment that the garbage city politicians even think about sending the boys to break up Antifa cells, he waddles away in fear screaming "I don't know these guys!". It's a miracle he hasn't been shanked yet for being a stoolie.
 
If I remember right, his 'job' consists of staring at the highway all day and reporting 'suspicious vehicles' to his assigned tard wrangler.
I love how he's so utterly retarded he doesn't get when Antifa tells him yeah, like, walk a couple miles that way and stay there all day, they're not really giving him a job, just getting him and his tard squeaking and stench and tard gear away from them.
 
I love it when Phil goes “Duuuuuuhhh... Hey! Dose guys are making fun of me!” and gets mad with us. Nice try on the handler thing, retard, but we only learned about “Rachel” a couple of days ago. We’ve known about your tard wrangler for months. Hey, has Rachel kicked you out of your bedroom yet?

It really seems to hit a nerve when we point out that he’s obviously not the big wheel in Antifa he pretends to be. I guess it’s because he secretly knows it’s true. He’s built up this fantasy of being a badass urban guerilla, and it really troubles him that his “comrades” might just be humouring him. That they see through his tough-guy facade to the cowardly little retard he is.

It’s a reality he spends his entire life trying to escape. You notice how he doesn’t even acknowledge it when we call him “special needs” and “retarded?” When we point out that he never actually joins in the fighting and rarely even attends protests? Some realities are too painful to even acknowledge.
 
Oh Phil - it isnt ableism
are we enabling your nascent comedy career? sure!

and pointing out how ridiculous you are actually HELPS the movements you pretend to be part of by pointing out that you aren't really a member, you are just a silly person playing dress up

and think about it Phil - kiwis are the ones reminding you to have a better diet, get some exercise and manage your mental illness.
Your "friends" are junkies and other people with significant mental issues so they aren't really in a position to help you get on track

Is it tough love sometimes? sure! but we don't want you to stop being you. You are our guy! when we've had a hard day of working to carry our weight responsibly, there's always a cold beer and "what fucked up shit did Phil get into today"
yeah, maybe cut down on the violent tard rages and don't trash rental properties, do SOME form of useful work like maybe highway garbage picker...something like that.
but continue to squeak and bounce!
 
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