James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,812 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,852
Actually it turned out relatively recently that it wasn't *his* penis. This picture of an erect cock sitting next to a ruler he posted a while back on the official Cinemassacre subreddit is something he found on some gay website.
That makes much more sense, not only because a dude like him would actually probably get more action and spend less time gaming/being a sperg if he had that cock, but also why James would allow him to continue being on the channel afterward.

James: Mike, what the fuck were you thinking?! That's my fucking Twitter!
Mike: No, no, it's just a prank, bro!
James: It fucking better be...Delete that shit!
Mike: I totally showed those dipshits making jokes at my expense!
James: (Fuck me, why do I still hang out with this guy...)
 
The worst or maybe most confusing part about Mike is that he seems so fucking dumb and I don't understand how James can put up with it. It might just be my imagination but I can swear he does the cow-tongue thing that airheaded glamor models do when they space out. The cow-tongue is to slowly and sloppily licking the inside of the lips and maybe taste some of that lipgloss once in a while. That and the way he's speaking(aaaw-kay) makes him come off as a genderbent bimbo. "James! James! James! Pick up that power up and you get a power up." At first I thought it was a joke he was playing on James to annoy him but I'm not so sure anymore.
 
Mike's girlfriend teetering into titty stream territory.

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These two are begging for a thread, aren't they?

As for Bootsy, he wasn't kicked out because of politics, because both Mike and James are liberals too. Mike even liked some tweets in favor of Biden during the inauguration.
 
The worst or maybe most confusing part about Mike is that he seems so fucking dumb and I don't understand how James can put up with it. It might just be my imagination but I can swear he does the cow-tongue thing that airheaded glamor models do when they space out. The cow-tongue is to slowly and sloppily licking the inside of the lips and maybe taste some of that lipgloss once in a while. That and the way he's speaking(aaaw-kay) makes him come off as a genderbent bimbo. "James! James! James! Pick up that power up and you get a power up." At first I thought it was a joke he was playing on James to annoy him but I'm not so sure anymore.
He reminds me of a crackhead. His baggy eyes, surprisingly slim physique, the way he talks on a nonstop loop, his emotional outbursts (not just the anger, but when he thinks something is funny, he'll laugh obnoxiously and say, "LOOK! LOOK! DIDYA SEE THAT?!", which is another similarity he has with DSP), etc.

As for Bootsy, he wasn't kicked out because of politics, because both Mike and James are liberals too. Mike even liked some tweets in favor of Biden during the inauguration.
While I'm not surprised in the least bit, I genuinely didn't know this. Then again, James is at least sane enough to not make it his personality.
 
Mike always reminds me of the kind of kid you saw in school, the obnoxious faggot who felt the need to let everyone know his opinion on everything and if you disagree with him, you're an idiot who doesn't know anything.

The kind of person who thinks everything he says is comedy gold and that everyone should strive for his opinion rather than the rational people around him that just happens to tolerate him for reasons unknown.
 
Mike always reminds me of the kind of kid you saw in school, the obnoxious faggot who felt the need to let everyone know his opinion on everything and if you disagree with him, you're an idiot who doesn't know anything.

The kind of person who thinks everything he says is comedy gold and that everyone should strive for his opinion rather than the rational people around him that just happens to tolerate him for reasons unknown.
The kind of person everyone rightfully ignored, but then his only friend gave him a taste of power (well, "power", but you get the idea) by letting him manage his successful YouTube channel, and then it all went to his head.

I have sour news for you, Jack:
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ScreenWave really influenced him, huh?
 
ScreenWave really influenced him, huh?
Nah. Mike was always addicted to trash food. I remember years ago when he reviewed a stupid Mc Donald's game for the NES, he concluded the review by saying the game was mediocre but would still recommend it to Mc Donald's enthusiast. Not even in the comment section people understood what he meant by that, how can someone be a fast-food chain enthusiast?

Found it! It was about a Genesis game instead, I'll timestamp the most bizarre part of the video. The guy really loves Mc Donald's lmao:


At 8:49
 
Nah. Mike was always addicted to trash food. I remember years ago when he reviewed a stupid Mc Donald's game for the NES, he concluded the review by saying the game was mediocre but would still recommend it to Mc Donald's enthusiast. Not even in the comment section people understood what he meant by that, how can someone be a fast-food chain enthusiast?

Found it! It was about a Genesis game instead, I'll timestamp the most bizarre part of the video. The guy really loves Mc Donald's lmao:


At 8:49
Funny to think that Mike made fun of Chris Bores (and most likely instigated the stupid AVGN/IG comment wars on YouTube), despite also having a weird food obsession.

Oh, and yet another DSP similarity: Any time Mike and Phil try to give a "professional" review on something, they both use this phony, informative way of speaking that completely goes against their loud, juvenile sense of humor. I know they're both reading off of scripts, but they both sound fake to the point of obnoxiousness. At least Phil tries to feign excitement, while Mike sounds bored out of his fucking mind.
 
Nah. Mike was always addicted to trash food. I remember years ago when he reviewed a stupid Mc Donald's game for the NES, he concluded the review by saying the game was mediocre but would still recommend it to Mc Donald's enthusiast. Not even in the comment section people understood what he meant by that, how can someone be a fast-food chain enthusiast?

Found it! It was about a Genesis game instead, I'll timestamp the most bizarre part of the video. The guy really loves Mc Donald's lmao:


At 8:49
You have no idea how much people can be fast food fan...

 
It was nice to see him tie the game in as being a cause of what killed the FMV fad. Decent episode overall.
Yeah, in my personal opinion, I don't think it was quite as good as the previous episode on the 3DO, but was still serviceable.

You can really tell he doesn't like going back over those cliffhanger/joke games he referenced a long time ago, but at least tried to work within those confines to try and make something out of it.
 
As for Bootsy, he wasn't kicked out because of politics, because both Mike and James are liberals too. Mike even liked some tweets in favor of Biden during the inauguration.
I had absolutely no idea what James's politics were - and that is a great thing. It seems like many formerly decent YT'ers eventually run out of ideas and instead substitute politics for real content. Even though I would say James is completely tapped out creatively, he never attempted to shame/purge parts of his audience politically.

That used to be the norm too. You didn't attack a potential audience. Late night hosts for instance you know were mostly pretty liberal, but they never condemned half of the country for voting for the wrong guy. Now they just outright state they don't want any Trump voters watching them.

As for Mike, he deserved a thread a couple years ago. I remember his audience shitting on alot of his stream drama and general loserdom. Supposedly James was supporting him and his gf like they were his own, grown biological children.
 
As for Mike, he deserved a thread a couple years ago. I remember his audience shitting on alot of his stream drama and general loserdom. Supposedly James was supporting him and his gf like they were his own, grown biological children.
I'm hoping that just means James was paying Mike, and not literally supporting him. Imagine having to take care of your manchild best friend who's the same age as you are, while also having your own family to take care of.

Come to think of it, Mike fits along quite well with Millennials of today - does nothing but play video games and eat fast food with his only skill being in art.
 
Come to think of it, Mike fits along quite well with Millennials of today - does nothing but play video games and eat fast food with his only skill being in art.
Didn't in one of his streams he admit that he eats nothing but pre-packaged or fast food? I didn't hear it myself but my brother who watched him sometimes said he said something like that.
 
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