Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[Sunglow Paladin]

It's just her STYLE! You are a jealous hater.

I know we're just joking about this now but the fact people use this excuse completely unironically terrifies me.

 

[Editting_is_cool]

Friendly reminder that despite all the shit going on PK is still getting that sweet moolah uwuwuwuwu

A couple things:

-PK, as usual, doesn't learn from her mistakes. How can you tell here? Well, notice the shirts are bright and blinding as usual. You know how you get designs like that on there? CMYK printing. Yup, same color-dulling process that got PK's panties in a twist just a few weeks ago. Y'know what's even worse, though? As someone who's worn plenty of printed shirts like these, these colors that are already dulled from the printing process alone? They don't wash well. So this means PK's going to have a shitfit AGAIN because not only does she not realize that her pretty hues won't translate well onto shirts, but they're going to become even WORSE over months of washing. Ten outta ten, PK!

-The laughable description of the products' origin itself:



Ohh, boy. "Fantastical critters?" Yeah, they're fantastical, alright! I mean, who could forget such intuitive creatures like Bird Fairy and.................................Slime Man? And lest we forget, the ungodly abomination known as the Chirping Rabbat! And of course, the "quirky and interesting characters" that do nothing but bitch and moan at each other all day but would totally die for each other!! A transfeminine character defined heavily by her genitalia? Check! Strong rape and pedophilic undertones? Check! Deep, edgy shit that ultimately contributes nothing to the story? Check, check and check! All that and more at Floraverse/Forbidden Flora, of course!

I honestly feel really bad for the new readers getting super into this. Like, they don't know half the shit going on behind the scenes, and, like me, are probably enamored with PK's ~*super awesome fantastic story and worldbuilding*~, and they just might end up being a fresh flock of sheep.

Also, to avoid double (shit) posting: I recently did some quick and dirty redlines of some of PK's creatures because goddamn some of these anatomy errors bug the fuck outta me. Plenty of silly images under the cut, sorry for the sloppy writing:

Spoiler: look at me guys im so funny

(bonus pic because im dumb)

You know, half of those designs looks like some over-enthusiastic 5 year old got his hands on spore and just shat them out as fast as his under-developed, over-active imagination could create them. Lets all download spore and make these monsters of oddly placed joints and limbs!

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

The "Now" pic didn't have enough magenta in it.

-PK, as usual, doesn't learn from her mistakes. How can you tell here? Well, notice the shirts are bright and blinding as usual. You know how you get designs like that on there? CMYK printing.

It means working with a *very* limited number of colors (so no gradients), but if PK wants her loud magenta she could do screen-printing designs with opaque paints.

Her shirts are $3 more than a Hot Topic shirt, and those probably last a good while too. Her ex-gf, Luvly Milk sells her shirts at $45, but the graphics cover the whole shirt. They look better too.

Yet another person begging the internet for money through Patreon I see.

If you check back a few pages, Eevee actually gave up a comfy 6-figure coding job at Yelp because he was tired of working under someone else basically. So he thinks people will pay him thousands to write about stuff he wants to. Hell, it wasn't until his Patreon hit $133 dollars that he actually starts to write 1 (one) blog post a month about something that interests him...and maybe others too. The lower tiers are just fluff.

He's a self-important idiot in the end.

 

[Sunglow Paladin]

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The "Now" pic didn't have enough magenta in it.

PFFFFT. That legit made me laugh. Poor bastard (and the rest of modern Flora when you think about it) are hooked up on PKocaine. (ha ha ha fuck my commentary it is steadily degenerating)

 

[Duck Hunt]

If you check back a few pages, Eevee actually gave up a comfy 6-figure coding job at Yelp because he was tired of working under someone else basically. So he thinks people will pay him thousands to write about stuff he wants to.

Ho-lee shit. There are no words.

 

[Rosechuspickle]

I wonder how their house can maintain so many huge egos without exploding.

 

[1d4]

I wonder how their house can maintain so many huge egos without exploding.

if you really want to know, it's basically: all three of them feed off of their companions' narcissistic bullshit and it creates a gigantic feedback loop where, even though you'd think they shouldn't be able to because they're unbelievably self-centered, the gang can give each other just enough attention unintentionally and individually to stop everything from exploding catastrophically

 

[Zealot]

You know, that rape comic really wouldn't be an issue if PK and co. would just fess up that yes, it's a comic that has rape in it. If she would just own up to that, saying it's just a fantasy story, then it'd be fine. However, she and her little lapdog are trying to justify it by claiming none of it is rape, that the character who was raped secretly wanted it. I wonder if she really does view it as acceptable behavior; or if all of this "it's totally not rape" talk is just their attempt at back-peddling.

Even if she fessed up it would still be an issue, because then she'd also have to fess up that she's a massive hypocrite for telling everyone they aren't allowed to make rape jokes. Because her comics are just rape jokes.

Of course she probably belongs to the school of thought that erections count as consent. Because hey, no matter how much your mouth says "NO I DON'T WANT THIS," as long as your body is responding, it's not rape!

what

 

[1d4]

dear PK:

when trying to come up with your zodiac, as you did here,

maaaaaaybe try researching where the constellations in the sky are first

EDIT: you may also notice how a lot of PK's zodiac is heavily influenced if not outright stolen from homestuck. once again, PK cannot into original ideas.

 

[Zealot]

dear PK:

when trying to come up with your zodiac, as you did here,

maaaaaaybe try researching where the constellations in the sky are first

Wait... so PK made up a fictional universe, made up this topside/hellside system or whatever, made up a bunch of terrible species to populate her world, made up all this disjointed lore about the moon and shit, made up her own calendar with dumb names for the months, and then used actual, real-life constellations for her shitty zodiac without actually researching anything about how any of that works?

What is going on in this person's head? Why wouldn't you just make up your own constellations?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Wait... so PK made up a fictional universe, made up this topside/hellside system or whatever, made up a bunch of terrible species to populate her world, made up all this disjointed lore about the moon and shit, made up her own calendar with dumb names for the months, and then used actual, real-life constellations for her shitty zodiac without actually researching anything about how any of that works?

What is going on in this person's head? Why wouldn't you just make up your own constellations?

Also Ophiuchus is supposed to represent a man grasping a snake. I thought there weren't any humans in this world.

 

[Zealot]

Also Ophiuchus is supposed to represent a man grasping a snake. I thought there weren't any humans in this world.

In floraverse it probably just represents a pink horse demon with weird feet grasping its own giant dick

 

[1d4]

Wait... so PK made up a fictional universe, made up this topside/hellside system or whatever, made up a bunch of terrible species to populate her world, made up all this disjointed lore about the moon and shit, made up her own calendar with dumb names for the months, and then used actual, real-life constellations for her shitty zodiac without actually researching anything about how any of that works?

What is going on in this person's head? Why wouldn't you just make up your own constellations?

because PK isn't original enough to come up with anything that's actually definitively hers nor does she have the ability to actually develop anything herself

i mean, the floraverse "Calendar" is literally an earth calendar with different names. the days of the week are all the same as ours. her moons are literally named "the Moon," "Lil Luna" and "Little Selene," for christ's sake. her world is more or less a shitty chinese bootleg of planet earth with a bunch of special snowflake shit thrown in to try and make up for how one dimensional it really is

 

[Sunglow Paladin]

dear PK:

when trying to come up with your zodiac, as you did here,

maaaaaaybe try researching where the constellations in the sky are first

EDIT: you may also notice how a lot of PK's zodiac is heavily influenced if not outright stolen from homestuck. once again, PK cannot into original ideas.

I'll admit that I have no idea how the zodiac or constellations work (if someone can give me a basic summary that would be rad), but Flora's world is an utter mess regardless. I think this has already been said, but I don't think it would hurt to repeat one more time.

 

[Tripton]

EDIT: you may also notice how a lot of PK's zodiac is heavily influenced if not outright stolen from homestuck. once again, PK cannot into original ideas.

Psst, I was the one who made that HS color comparison thing--that was definitely the point I was trying to make. I want to point out one thing in particular, though--notice Cetus? Y'know, the gray one with literally one day on it? Remind you of any one particular character from Homestuck? I'll give you a hint: he's the one with the gray Cancer symbol. Why else would she make it gray like that?

In general, though, this whole page is just a fucking mess. She's literally trying to cram 14 zodiac signs into a 12 month calendar. There's no basis for the common era, either--Mew York seems to have a different era based on independence, but the more widespread era has no real basis. And these month names? Horth? Goath? Monmonth? Doth? She tried to be so special she went off the deep end and went full retard instead.

 

[CallieMarie]

you may also notice how a lot of PK's zodiac is heavily influenced if not outright stolen from homestuck. once again, PK cannot into original ideas.

I remember PK mentioning that she hates homestuck though because "typing in different colors and in a certain way isn't funny" even though typing quirks aren't supposed to be funny, but just a way to quickly tell whose talking in Homestucks constant wall of text, and to kinda give insight into the character.

 

[1d4]

"typing in different colors and in a certain way isn't funny"

i take it that she considers writing in eye-shattering colors in every panel and banner that isn't restricted to absolute monochrome to be absolutely different then? because that's pretty much all she ever does when she's writing words on her page -- makes them colored in all sorts of dazzling neon and pastel color swatches that you never knew existed

 

[Rin]

I remember PK mentioning that she hates homestuck though because "typing in different colors and in a certain way isn't funny" even though typing quirks aren't supposed to be funny, but just a way to quickly tell whose talking in Homestucks constant wall of text, and to kinda give insight into the character.

I would not be surprised if she just picked up enough from the fandom to rip it off in an attempt to profit off its popularity, though.

 

[CallieMarie]

Regardless, I always found PK's choice of using made up months and constellations stupid anyway. I get it, yeah yeah, different world develops differently- but the thing is, it's such a pointless thing to the story, and you expect your readers to learn your stupid 12 month calendar and 14 month zodiac without putting any use to it? It's going to just confuse people when either are mentioned. PK. You're telling a story first and for-most. Your first order of business should be to make sure it's quickly understandable on the basic level, and rewording things senselessly makes that difficult. I mean fuck, they shouldn't be speaking English either technically, but even you realized then that they need to be in English so your English readers can understand it.

I would not be surprised if she just picked up enough from the fandom to rip it off in an attempt to profit off its popularity, though.

Ok you probably hit it right on the nail there. She also got into homestuck music, but I don't know if she actually looked at the story.

 

[has]

Found this in a livejournal community also talking about PK. I imagine said friend is crayonchewer.