Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Windows XP Home Edition]

A dude on reddit was whining he always gets clocked from the way he types, so here's how to type like a girl:

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What I mean to say is... OMG you guysssss?! this is how you type like a real girl!!!! OMG.

I often use emojis/emoticons when I'm texting. Some guys type like that as well. I've been mistaken as a female before when I write on the internet but I don't understand why troons must gender the hell out of everything.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

A dude on reddit was whining he always gets clocked from the way he types, so here's how to type like a girl:

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What I mean to say is... OMG you guysssss?! this is how you type like a real girl!!!! OMG.

Yeah I'm sure this isn't another "woman statistic" skewed by trannies.

 

[Ratzinger]

What's going on with the arm? Even being scrawny doesn't give your elbow that extremely sharp point jutting out.

It's not the elbow, it's the shape of the humerus and you can see it this clearly because anorexia.

 

[Long-Nosed Fish]

I often use emojis/emoticons when I'm texting. Some guys type like that as well. I've been mistaken as a female before when I write on the internet but I don't understand why troons must gender the hell out of everything.

Yeah I've been conditioned to talk like that by women around me because my normal tone is "too cold" so I just mimic whatever they do most of the time and it seems to work well. Guess I must be trans

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Awful lot of retards pearl-clutching about "think of the children!!!" in this thread. No, little Timmy is not going to be scarred for life by seeing a shirtless man in tight leather pants (though the whole Folsom Street Fair style shit should be kept well away, I agree). No, the majority of people at Pride doing fetish shit are not doing it to ensnare your child, they're doing it because they're coomers and it's a space where their fetish has been normalised; it doesn't mean they should be doing it, but they're putting themselves on display for the other coomers because they're exhibitionists, not because they crave kiddy dick (not denying there are LGBT pedos, especially the AGPs, but trying to frame everyone doing inappropriate kinky shit in public as a pedo is batshit). No, "bb" does not stand for "baby boy", it's tumblr speak (along the lines of "uwu"/"smol bean") for someone cute or as a term of affection, people use it as a nickname for their best friends or to describe male celebrities that they have a crush on all the time. Ellen is not a pedo or a little, she's a miserable butch lesbian and is imitating female butch masculinity corrupted by troonspeak whilst trying to pass it off as legit maleness because she's having some kind of fucked up midlife crisis and hungers for media asspats. Please think before you sperg like some Evangelical housewife.

I don't think you could sue your parents for their shitty decision-making, otherwise it would happen for everything, not just trooning out

Late, but you could possibly get them under some kind of munchausen's-by-proxy / withholding medical care / inapppropriate or unnecessary medical care type thing. "I was depressed and you took me to get hormones rather than seeing a therapist", perhaps. You can certainly get people for child abuse/neglect, which trooning out kids - and I'm talking about actual kids here, not sixteen year olds, who have a degree more agency and are usually more actively pushing the process forward - certainly is. There's a difficulty in that doctors (and in some places the state) are complicit and often lie about the risks or potential for alternative treatment/differential diagnosis though, so parents can wriggle out under a "but the nice troon quack said it was okay!". But there's at least one case in the UK where a mother was trying to troon her kid out and the father sued to stop her and prevent her contact with the kid; I remember because Mermaids backed the mother and then got into a tonne of trouble for it lmao.

 

[White Trash Motorsport]

The ultimate Troon goal in 3 steps: Woman. Young woman. Retarded woman

Most seen to skip steps one to two and just go straight to three, and even do that badly.

 

[DumbDude42]

Late, but you could possibly get them under some kind of munchausen's-by-proxy / withholding medical care / inapppropriate or unnecessary medical care type thing. "I was depressed and you took me to get hormones rather than seeing a therapist", perhaps. You can certainly get people for child abuse/neglect, which trooning out kids - and I'm talking about actual kids here, not sixteen year olds, who have a degree more agency and are usually more actively pushing the process forward - certainly is. There's a difficulty in that doctors (and in some places the state) are complicit and often lie about the risks or potential for alternative treatment/differential diagnosis though, so parents can wriggle out under a "but the nice troon quack said it was okay!". But there's at least one case in the UK where a mother was trying to troon her kid out and the father sued to stop her and prevent her contact with the kid; I remember because Mermaids backed the mother and then got into a tonne of trouble for it lmao.

i think kids suing their parents won't go anywhere, for several reasons:
number one, few people have it in them to bring such a confrontational action against their own immediate family
number two, random moms and dads usually don't have enough wealth to make a lawsuit of this magnitude worthwhile
number three, it's gonna be near impossible to effectively refute their "we did what we thought was best for you, you wanted this, and the doctor approved" argument in court

 

[annnanovichova]

So uh...Did Ellen get fake Abs too?

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I have bad news- the photo is not bashed, she did something to her abs, but checking the photo it was taken as is and slightly shopped mostly for color comp. There is some shopping you can see when playing with levels, but generally colours across her body are consistent and compression shows there was some color correction done. The only place that was actually shopped is likely her right ribs area. Maybe a tattoo/scar/zit/beauty spot?

The thing that this photo shows is that she either has tanned face and neck or she shopped it to lighten the body to show off abs. and chicken legs.




ELA is also consistent with color comp, but there are some weird spots on her body, but it looks like some usual pimple correction rather than adding whole abs. http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=98f090aeacc6196154bc0658b2cfabb7f3c7cc45.134378

So in conclusion- Ellen Paige is a fucking idiot who conjured herself likely fake abs and didn't do a leg day in 20 years. (nor the arms day, or back day or booty day).

 

[Oliver Onions]

i think kids suing their parents won't go anywhere, for several reasons:
number one, few people have it in them to bring such a confrontational action against their own immediate family
number two, random moms and dads usually don't have enough wealth to make a lawsuit of this magnitude worthwhile
number three, it's gonna be near impossible to effectively refute their "we did what we thought was best for you, you wanted this, and the doctor approved" argument in court

And number four: Who's footing the bill? Depending on the age you finally have that come-to-Jesus moment you're likely not gonna have the money needed to fund a court case, so are you gonna get your parents to pay for you to sue them, thereby emptying the coffers you hope to strip them of?

 

[nekrataal]

This motherfucker looks like Robbin Crosby.

 

[Jesus Swept]

This motherfucker looks like Robbin Crosby.
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I was gonna say he looks like Buffalo Bill, but Buffalo Bill at least had abs lmao

 

[Polytetrafluoroethylene]

This motherfucker looks like Robbin Crosby.
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The Funko Pop collection in the background really brings everything together.

 

[Gone Ham]

Like OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Here's the like article... that she linked

http://www.cs.jhu.edu/~delip/smuc.pdf

Girlfriend misssssedddddd a more important statistic from the article!!!! Women are 41 times more likely to talk about THEIR NAILS, like OMG!!!!!!!
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Oh, ah, here are some more words to use if hmm you're totes a girl like meeeeeeeeeeeeeee grrrr haha LOL:
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My nig

 

[young chestnut]

If you interact with troons on Twitter, odds are you've run into this shoe named Lauren Pleska. He averages about 100 tweets a day if my math is correct. He's not particularly interesting but he is fairly intelligent so his ability to pretend to miss the point being made is extremely well developed.



There's been some speculation in this thread and others as to if he purposefully chose his name to be similar to Lauren Jeska, the troon runner in the UK who stabbed people after they asked if he was a man, but it appears Pleska's name really is Pleska. It's doubtful he'd heard of Jeska at the time he picked his troon name since Jeska hadn't yet done anything at that point.

Here's the man behind the shoe:

Lauren Pleska, birth name Erik Pleska


According to his LinkedIn profile he works in IT (shocker).

Spoiler: Lets get a closer look at this pretty little lady.

Some photos from his Lauren profile:

current profile picture (201


dainty lady hand (2017)

other dainty lady hand (2016)


(2016)

From his Erik Pleska profile:

(2016)

His blog at rad-femme.com is now down but here is the link to an archive from last year. It's mostly long and boring sperging wherein he stacks his past strategically to show how he's totes a waman and always has been. He manages to not talk about his fetishes like other twamen so props to him for that.

This bit made me laugh tho.

But among all that stuff, there was one thing that wasn’t horrible, didn’t hurt and actually made life a bit easier. Along with puberty comes sexuality and I only ever felt anything for girls. So as far as anyone would see, I’d just be another straight boy. I did for a hot minute one day have a flash of “but girls are supposed to like boys” but just chucked that aside. I was aware that lesbians exist, so being a girl into girls wasn’t something I didn’t know existed. I would also end up on a few occasions falling for a girl that would somewhere down the line come out as gay. Actually most of the girls I fell for ended being that way. I chalk it up to coincidence, though not all my friends have been willing to chalk it up to luck.

He couldn't post for a month because of the Larry Nassar trial...???

Spoiler: He's an abuse victim... but just emotional abuse.

It all started with following the victim impact statements in the Larry Nasser trials. Which as the victim of child abuse, I knew I might have some issues with. So, no watching the live TV coverage. Just follow things online, on Twitter, Facebook and sometimes some other sites. That way, I’d only get some transcribed snippets and reporter accounts of what was going on. I should be fine, or so I thought. Turns out, I thought wrong and ended up not entirely fine.

Even though the abuse I faced as a child was emotional abuse, something different from the victims in the Nasser trials, it’s still abuse and abuse just does certain things to you no matter what kind it is. It’s why I wasn’t going to watch the live TV coverage, hearing one woman after another talking about how she was abused and the consequences, I knew was more than I really could handle well. If it was just a few, no problem. But dozens and dozens? No way. That’s just way more than I would even try to handle. So no watching the live coverage.

And the first couple days I was alright. It was hard to read the little snippets I saw and things like how the number of victim statements kept going up. But I was keeping myself together and I wasn’t following through the whole day. Just a few hours and that was it. That should work ok through it all. But it didn’t.

After the first couple days, as the statements built up, the number of victims kept going up, it just started taking a hold of me. As I read more things I related to, I started thinking back to my own abuse. Going through events one after another, the way I felt, how I felt afterwards. Bit by bit I couldn’t keep from digging into every little bit of my own abuse. And with that feeling all the hurt and everything that went with it. It all started feeling so raw, stripped of whatever distance or cushion I had.

Beyond that there were the things I’d see being said online which just swirled together with what I was already feeling. People asking why didn’t someone come forward sooner, how could they have not realized it was abuse when it happened, things like that. Things I am far too well aware of the answers to. There’s no one to come forward to, or you fear getting in trouble for coming forward, you tell yourself that it’s bad but it’s not abuse, and so on. And as I read it, responding to some people’s comments, how raw everything felt, just got more intense.

Twitter crossover with another annoying troon, CursedE.




Links:
Lauren Pleska Facebook
Lauren Pleska Twitter
Lauren Pleska LinkedIn
Abandoned Facebook Page for his blog
Erik Pleska Facebook
Erik Pleska Twitter (whyteraven74 might be a username worth searching up elsewhere, I haven't)
Erik Pleska Classmates
Erik Pleska MySpace

There are a few addresses listed for him in and around the Chicago area. Seemed to live with his parents fairly recently or currently still does at this address:
2327 W Wilson Ave
Chicago, IL 60625

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Never sound? As if you know? What you’re even saying? But like also, I’m sorry? For something? Also never say “I think” always say “I feel?” In fact actually? Always say, “I just think” because the “just” modifies the phrase? So you sound less sure of yourself? Which is not feminine? Also smile =) a lot =) you know.

But the thing is what lies beneath all this is the female socialization they cannot grok. Ever. That’s forged in the fires of girlhood, lads.

No, the majority of people at Pride doing fetish shit are not doing it to ensnare your child,

The majority of people at Pride doing fetish shit are not agitating against being denied child witnesses to their degeneracy. I’m actually pretty confident that the pups, being faggots, don’t have any sexual interest in a female child. But I doubt seriously any of them are on Twitter howling in outraged protest at the idea of not being able to expose themselves to little kids. And those are almost all troons, not gays.

 

[poggers]

This user is everything you want in a tranny. He has a history of going into women's toilets illegally, he falls over in front of children in a dress with no underwear on, and best of all he likes to talk in depth about his massive ladyballs.

 

[DumbDude42]

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"just a femme a lot to say"

why do all these trannies call themselves "femme"
it's just "woman" in french but none of these tards are french so what is going on here?

 

[neverendingmidi]

Awful lot of retards pearl-clutching about "think of the children!!!" in this thread. No, little Timmy is not going to be scarred for life by seeing a shirtless man in tight leather pants (though the whole Folsom Street Fair style shit should be kept well away, I agree). No, the majority of people at Pride doing fetish shit are not doing it to ensnare your child, they're doing it because they're coomers and it's a space where their fetish has been normalised; it doesn't mean they should be doing it, but they're putting themselves on display for the other coomers because they're exhibitionists, not because they crave kiddy dick (not denying there are LGBT pedos, especially the AGPs, but trying to frame everyone doing inappropriate kinky shit in public as a pedo is batshit). No, "bb" does not stand for "baby boy", it's tumblr speak (along the lines of "uwu"/"smol bean") for someone cute or as a term of affection, people use it as a nickname for their best friends or to describe male celebrities that they have a crush on all the time. Ellen is not a pedo or a little, she's a miserable butch lesbian and is imitating female butch masculinity corrupted by troonspeak whilst trying to pass it off as legit maleness because she's having some kind of fucked up midlife crisis and hungers for media asspats. Please think before you sperg like some Evangelical housewife.


Late, but you could possibly get them under some kind of munchausen's-by-proxy / withholding medical care / inapppropriate or unnecessary medical care type thing. "I was depressed and you took me to get hormones rather than seeing a therapist", perhaps. You can certainly get people for child abuse/neglect, which trooning out kids - and I'm talking about actual kids here, not sixteen year olds, who have a degree more agency and are usually more actively pushing the process forward - certainly is. There's a difficulty in that doctors (and in some places the state) are complicit and often lie about the risks or potential for alternative treatment/differential diagnosis though, so parents can wriggle out under a "but the nice troon quack said it was okay!". But there's at least one case in the UK where a mother was trying to troon her kid out and the father sued to stop her and prevent her contact with the kid; I remember because Mermaids backed the mother and then got into a tonne of trouble for it lmao.

The problem with Pride is that there’s two wildly different things claiming to be one thing. You have one side saying it’s a child friendly, bring the toddlers to the fun rainbow parade, and the other side saying that it’s Foldom St. Fair with rainbows. And then “compromising” by being both.

It should pick one and embrace that one. Or have two different events, this parade is people with no naughty bits exposed, or sex toys, this convention center space is where you can have your bukkakke get togethers and whip each other and walk around wearing nothing but cock rings. But that’s never going to happen because the degenerate ones are only about being exhibitionists.

 

[OttoWest]

This user is everything you want in a tranny. He has a history of going into women's toilets illegally, he falls over in front of children in a dress with no underwear on, and best of all he likes to talk in depth about his massive ladyballs.

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“My girlfriend (that’s what I’m calling my penis right now)”

A+ random txt

 

[Jingle Balls]

I think this accurately sums up the entire personality of every single tranny on twitter