Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

Will Nathfield cleanse the world

  • No

    Votes: 24 6.7%
  • Yes

    Votes: 115 32.1%
  • He’ll be abandoned while Nathen fingers his hole

    Votes: 219 61.2%

  • Total voters
    358
Great thread, Honestly reading about this guys dive into the restaurant biz reminded me of the more recent Mr. Beast burger thing, where some popular eceleb went to start a restaurant that got shilled by media outlets and other ecelebs only for the food to end up being either overcooked or undercooked

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Great thread, Honestly reading about this guys dive into the restaurant biz reminded me of the more recent Mr. Beast burger thing, where some popular eceleb went to start a restaurant that got shilled by media outlets and other ecelebs only for the food to end up being either overcooked or undercooked

Oh my god.
I know that idiot is famous for wasting insane amounts of money in camera, but what made him think he was popular enough for a restaurant brand?
Fuck I hate influencers. Not because of their wealth, but because of their always terrible personalities and terrible ideas we are forced to endure
 
Great thread, Honestly reading about this guys dive into the restaurant biz reminded me of the more recent Mr. Beast burger thing, where some popular eceleb went to start a restaurant that got shilled by media outlets and other ecelebs only for the food to end up being either overcooked or undercooked

Holy fuck, the pics look like if they came from a forensic pathology book.
 
Great thread, this looks like a good one. He looks like the Arab lovechild of Pee-Wee Herman and Donald Trump Jr.

He just uploaded this earlier today. Worth it to hear him say "rooby rooby roo". I really don't understand the marketing play here. The overlap between people who care about sustainable beef and people who would eat Scooby-Doo branded frozen food has got to be razor thin.


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Great thread, Honestly reading about this guys dive into the restaurant biz reminded me of the more recent Mr. Beast burger thing, where some popular eceleb went to start a restaurant that got shilled by media outlets and other ecelebs only for the food to end up being either overcooked or undercooked

Jesus Christ. Years of following Jack Scalfani did not even prepare me for these horrors.
 
First was this one where someone asked why he's pretending to be Canadian:

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My friend described his accent as "unusually hard to understand" and said "It's easy to think he's spouting nonsense" but explained this rant sounding something like:

"You son of a bitch, are you a jealous you dollar lover? Canada is also my home so don't be jealous. I'll put you on a donkey and take you to Palestine"

Next up is this one:

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This was roughly translated as

" Arab leaders fuck you, you sons of bitches! You think god will be pleased with you sitting in that chair doing noting? Take this middle finger and go do something! Fuck you bitch!"
Holy shit. Translating these rants to English doesn't do them justice with how vulgar and coarse they are in Arabic. Arabs generally are pretty judgmental when it comes to the language one uses and it can define your "status", and the language he uses here is attributed to low life scum, not serious businessmen. It's funny how when he speaks English he tries to sound professional and smooth and here he sounds like a typical Lebanese chav (he's talking in a Lebanese dialect).
 
At my place of work we service businesses directly, so I interact with the owners directly and often have an opportunity to either observe someone or talk to someone and gage how they work, the inner world of business so to say.
There are many people like this one guy here. I call them "business coach overdose" because this is the terminal end result of people believing professional bullshiters like Tony Robbins- BELIVE IN YOURSELF, OPEN YOUR INNER WORLD, GET HYPED etc. etc. He has all the markings- he wears the skin, bu he doesnt have the gusto, the juice, he pretends to be this hyper-active maniac businessman, but you can see it in his akward actions, gestures, clothes, even in his eyes- he is playing the role, always afraid to be called bluff. He desperately wants to be "one with the guys" with young Interner crowd. Instead of, you know, spending hours and hours studying economics and how to actually make a good product. And then spend the sleepless nights working because sometimes you fail even if you make all the right moves.
 
Holy shit. Translating these rants to English doesn't do them justice with how vulgar and coarse they are in Arabic. Arabs generally are pretty judgmental when it comes to the language one uses and it can define your "status", and the language he uses here is attributed to low life scum, not serious businessmen. It's funny how when he speaks English he tries to sound professional and smooth and here he sounds like a typical Lebanese chav (he's talking in a Lebanese dialect).
Yeah, my friend didn’t bother with translating all the swears. The first thing I was told was “he’s mostly just swearing a lot”
 
Great thread, this looks like a good one. He looks like the Arab lovechild of Pee-Wee Herman and Donald Trump Jr.

He just uploaded this earlier today. Worth it to hear him say "rooby rooby roo". I really don't understand the marketing play here. The overlap between people who care about sustainable beef and people who would eat Scooby-Doo branded frozen food has got to be razor thin.

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It’s the dad from Friday Night Funkin. At least he didn’t have himself drawn as the otome game guy.
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(Took this from google. Actual game obviously doesn’t have right game bars, or vegeta. It’s a basic DDR style rhythm game)
You mean Senpai? I’m not kidding, that’s what he’s called.
Also this could’ve been a cute cat themed restaurant but some idiot ran it and not someone w competency
 
You know, just last week, I was eating lunch near the Municipal Court... like I do every Thursday, and... there was a plumbing banner... a plumbing van, parked out in front, uh... and a man, a plumber, would step out from the court, and retrieve something from this every so often.
A few times, this happened... I thought nothing of it; just a plumber, doing some work at the Municipal Court... but then he came out, and looked through his van, and it was clear...
He couldn't find something.
I noticed, and thought, "Well, that's sort of similar to the Garfield comic, in a way. Someone looks for something, can't find it,"... but, yes, that probably happens billions of times a day around the world...
...but then, this plumber... put his hands on his hips... then, he scratched his head, and he said aloud...
"Now, where could my pipe wrench be?"
Well, at this, I leaped off the bench, sandwich still in hand, and I rushed over, I shouted, "What was that you said!?"
He looked at me and said, "What? I can't find my pipe wrench, " and I said, "No! No, no, say it... like how you just said it..."
He scratched his head, and repeated, "Now where could my pipe wrench be?"
I slapped him on the back and said, "Garfield!"
He looked so confused, so I said it again... then, I said "Your orange cat took it!"
Heh... ah, then I laughed and laughed... and he smiled, and went back into the courtroom.
I walked away, knowing that the plumber and I, two complete strangers, bonded over this Garfield comic... You see, life imitates art, becomes a common ground.
I have a feeling that if I see this plumber again, we'll be sharing stories like two old friends... because we've been united by art. We have a common love for Jim Davis and his characters, his writings... The humor, the drama, the... that rascal Garfield, the cat...
Oh, and by the way, if you're wondering what I was having for lunch that day, it was a ham sandwich with an apple and potato chips... in a bag, I had a soda as well.
 
Great thread, this looks like a good one. He looks like the Arab lovechild of Pee-Wee Herman and Donald Trump Jr.

He just uploaded this earlier today. Worth it to hear him say "rooby rooby roo". I really don't understand the marketing play here. The overlap between people who care about sustainable beef and people who would eat Scooby-Doo branded frozen food has got to be razor thin.


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Jesus Christ. Years of following Jack Scalfani did not even prepare me for these horrors.
Putting a cartoon mascot on your food product is the best way to assure it's mediocrity. I avoid anything with any pop culture figure on it like the plague.

except flinstones vitamins, those are alright.
 
Great find, OP. Definitely seems schizophrenic, really reminds me of Liz Lansing and her angry social media rants. Does anyone else think his beard looks fake?

 
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