The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Iron Hamster]

Yeah Lead acid batteries do produce deadly gasses, but due to how open their house is I doubt one would die of it. Lead acid batteries in series are also a horrible way to run what they are trying to do. Lead acid like the ones in your car (that i'm sure they are using) are designed for a high initial load (taking lots of power at once) then the alternator mostly runs your lights and ect. Running car batteries all the time and at a lower load is bad for them. that's why tesla's use lithium batteries (also used in your phone) because they are running all the time. However they are explosive if not managed right. You can actually buy old tesla battery packs from crashed cars to use for a battery bank, and if I was them that's what i'd do

The batteries are deep cycle but they came with the joint. They didn't make that crucial decision.

 

[Jump]

They got new golf cart batteries along the way. They just replaced the cells with out changing the design or location. Bare minimum effort.
No fucking way they would put in the work to make reclaimed Tesla batteries work. That means actually going out and putting effort in to something.
Clicking Buy Now on Amazon and spending other peoples money is easy. Researching and engineering is boring. Hunting parts from smashed ev's in junkyards isn't hip and fun.

Just look at the retarded metal stairs they got. A normal human would have just got some new lumber and replaced the rotted steps. But nope. That means maybe a days worth of work. So they lay on the couch and order what ever random shit they think might work off the internet with zero thought put in to it.

 

[break these cuffs]

They got new golf cart batteries along the way. They just replaced the cells with out changing the design or location. Bare minimum effort.
No fucking way they would put in the work to make reclaimed Tesla batteries work. That means actually going out and putting effort in to something.
Clicking Buy Now on Amazon and spending other peoples money is easy. Researching and engineering is boring. Hunting parts from smashed ev's in junkyards isn't hip and fun.

Just look at the retarded metal stairs they got. A normal human would have just got some new lumber and replaced the rotted steps. But nope. That means maybe a days worth of work. So they lay on the couch and order what ever random shit they think might work off the internet with zero thought put in to it.

They said they got a new bank when they got the new panels installed last month. They could have just added more Crown CR-235s, but I wouldn't be surprised if they upgraded given that they're spending other people's money. Everyone I know with PV solar upgrades their batteries once a year because they can't do anything right and they're wasteful.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Just look at the retarded metal stairs they got. A normal human would have just got some new lumber and replaced the rotted steps.

A normal industrious human would have done that. A normal lazy human would have Googled local carpenters and paid one of them to make stairs. The tranchers are one step beyond.

 

[voidBits]

Phil with the hot meme takes

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Fixed it for ya Philip, you can thank me later

Paul making the easy mistake of confusing tears of joy with those despair

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No fucking wonder they cried when they heard of yet more horrors this clown world is subjecting us to

Spoiler: Pics

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

They all cried and clapped. That shirt’s name? Albert Einstein.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

No one wants to admit it, but this is exactly what Ancapistan would look like.

 

[Fields Of Rye]

Yarn Review Time!

So, pictured above is a FRACTION of my Alpaca shit. Lemme just say, I'm a huge faggot for alpaca wool. Blankets. Jackets. Socks. Scarves. Etcetera. My go to yarn is a 70/30 blend of alpaca and silk that goes for about 50 bucks a hank. I don't know if that makes me an expect on alpaca. I think it just makes me autistic, but let's begin.

1. The Price: 30 bucks for alpaca yarn straight is pretty steep. 30 bucks for all natural tranny alpaca yarn is actually pretty standard.

2. Claims that there would be hay and shit in the yarn is 100% true, but it's pretty standard these day. Hay and stuff was in it, and you can even see some in the picture. With that in mind, there was some stuff I had to pick out when spooling it.

3. The yarn spinning was a mix between great and shit. On one hand, it's not woven like typical shitty alpaca yarn, where they card it poorly and keep the shorter staples in, which makes it super soft, but felts up immediately. Instead it's like proper alpaca wool, where the shorter fibers are carded out and the longer fibers make it a little less soft but allows you to wash it without having to fucking shave it. The downside is some parts of it are loosely spun. which is fucking weird. Not sure what happened here.

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

5. The yarn is almost more of a thread. Maybe al little less tightly woven, but I feel like I'm making lace.

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

 

[Throwing Romans]

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

They probably washed it in the same thing they wash themselves in - absolutely fucking nothing.

 

[Gone Ham]

Yarn Review Time!

So, pictured above is a FRACTION of my Alpaca shit. Lemme just say, I'm a huge faggot for alpaca wool. Blankets. Jackets. Socks. Scarves. Etcetera. My go to yarn is a 70/30 blend of alpaca and silk that goes for about 50 bucks a hank. I don't know if that makes me an expect on alpaca. I think it just makes me autistic, but let's begin.

1. The Price: 30 bucks for alpaca yarn straight is pretty steep. 30 bucks for all natural tranny alpaca yarn is actually pretty standard.

2. Claims that there would be hay and shit in the yarn is 100% true, but it's pretty standard these day. Hay and stuff was in it, and you can even see some in the picture. With that in mind, there was some stuff I had to pick out when spooling it.

3. The yarn spinning was a mix between great and shit. On one hand, it's not woven like typical shitty alpaca yarn, where they card it poorly and keep the shorter staples in, which makes it super soft, but felts up immediately. Instead it's like proper alpaca wool, where the shorter fibers are carded out and the longer fibers make it a little less soft but allows you to wash it without having to fucking shave it. The downside is some parts of it are loosely spun. which is fucking weird. Not sure what happened here.

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

5. The yarn is almost more of a thread. Maybe al little less tightly woven, but I feel like I'm making lace.

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

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Sir, you have just purchased a biohazard. I'd suggest burning it right away

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Yarn Review Time!

So, pictured above is a FRACTION of my Alpaca shit. Lemme just say, I'm a huge faggot for alpaca wool. Blankets. Jackets. Socks. Scarves. Etcetera. My go to yarn is a 70/30 blend of alpaca and silk that goes for about 50 bucks a hank. I don't know if that makes me an expect on alpaca. I think it just makes me autistic, but let's begin.

1. The Price: 30 bucks for alpaca yarn straight is pretty steep. 30 bucks for all natural tranny alpaca yarn is actually pretty standard.

2. Claims that there would be hay and shit in the yarn is 100% true, but it's pretty standard these day. Hay and stuff was in it, and you can even see some in the picture. With that in mind, there was some stuff I had to pick out when spooling it.

3. The yarn spinning was a mix between great and shit. On one hand, it's not woven like typical shitty alpaca yarn, where they card it poorly and keep the shorter staples in, which makes it super soft, but felts up immediately. Instead it's like proper alpaca wool, where the shorter fibers are carded out and the longer fibers make it a little less soft but allows you to wash it without having to fucking shave it. The downside is some parts of it are loosely spun. which is fucking weird. Not sure what happened here.

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

5. The yarn is almost more of a thread. Maybe al little less tightly woven, but I feel like I'm making lace.

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

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Thanks so much for doing this, I have been very curious for an unbiased review of their wares.

Is this weight typical of alpaca yarn? Do they offer different weights at all? I'm only half a yarnfag and don't really use the natural fiber stuff, and am generally going for worsted weight for my projects, so this just seems so fine. Am I remembering correctly that this was a 3oz skein? I guess it looks better than I thought it would, but I have to admit I was expecting you to receive a ratty ball of hay and gay llama shit, so anything more than that is impressive.

Also, do we know if they are processing this stuff themselves, or are they just shearing the cursed 'paca and sending it to someone else to clean and card and spin?

 

[>tfw no Asian gf]

No one wants to admit it, but this is exactly what Ancapistan would look like.

Incorrect, there aren't any child slaves (yet).

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

That's good and all, but what are you going to tell someone who comes over to your house, sees that presentation card and asks what the fuck the "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" is?
Also you are braver than most, because I'm sure that anything that comes out of the tranch has a high chance of having like 50 different unkown diseases.

 

[voidBits]

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

burn it
burn your house
burn your neighbourhood
the only chance you have is to kill it with fire

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

Please let us know if after touching it you begin feeling troonish. I'm curious if they lace the yarn.

 

[Ghostse]

Yarn Review Time!

So, pictured above is a FRACTION of my Alpaca shit. Lemme just say, I'm a huge faggot for alpaca wool. Blankets. Jackets. Socks. Scarves. Etcetera. My go to yarn is a 70/30 blend of alpaca and silk that goes for about 50 bucks a hank. I don't know if that makes me an expect on alpaca. I think it just makes me autistic, but let's begin.

1. The Price: 30 bucks for alpaca yarn straight is pretty steep. 30 bucks for all natural tranny alpaca yarn is actually pretty standard.

2. Claims that there would be hay and shit in the yarn is 100% true, but it's pretty standard these day. Hay and stuff was in it, and you can even see some in the picture. With that in mind, there was some stuff I had to pick out when spooling it.

3. The yarn spinning was a mix between great and shit. On one hand, it's not woven like typical shitty alpaca yarn, where they card it poorly and keep the shorter staples in, which makes it super soft, but felts up immediately. Instead it's like proper alpaca wool, where the shorter fibers are carded out and the longer fibers make it a little less soft but allows you to wash it without having to fucking shave it. The downside is some parts of it are loosely spun. which is fucking weird. Not sure what happened here.

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

5. The yarn is almost more of a thread. Maybe al little less tightly woven, but I feel like I'm making lace.

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

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This is Merino Mafia territory, we will fuck you up if you bring this Alpaca shit on our terf again.

Seriously though, thank you for your service and a great post. And as others have said, I am sorry you now have to burn down your house.

also

Not sure what happened here.

Troons. The answer is always troons.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Never let it be said that the Farms never did anything for the Tranch! How can they call us Nazi terf chuds when one of our own has just funded another several bottles of wine for Bonnie & Penny's steady descent into alcoholism?

(More seriously: good review, OP, thanks for taking one for the team. I'd semper fi you if I could.)

 

[Longdrink]

Yarn Review Time!

So, pictured above is a FRACTION of my Alpaca shit. Lemme just say, I'm a huge faggot for alpaca wool. Blankets. Jackets. Socks. Scarves. Etcetera. My go to yarn is a 70/30 blend of alpaca and silk that goes for about 50 bucks a hank. I don't know if that makes me an expect on alpaca. I think it just makes me autistic, but let's begin.

1. The Price: 30 bucks for alpaca yarn straight is pretty steep. 30 bucks for all natural tranny alpaca yarn is actually pretty standard.

2. Claims that there would be hay and shit in the yarn is 100% true, but it's pretty standard these day. Hay and stuff was in it, and you can even see some in the picture. With that in mind, there was some stuff I had to pick out when spooling it.

3. The yarn spinning was a mix between great and shit. On one hand, it's not woven like typical shitty alpaca yarn, where they card it poorly and keep the shorter staples in, which makes it super soft, but felts up immediately. Instead it's like proper alpaca wool, where the shorter fibers are carded out and the longer fibers make it a little less soft but allows you to wash it without having to fucking shave it. The downside is some parts of it are loosely spun. which is fucking weird. Not sure what happened here.

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

5. The yarn is almost more of a thread. Maybe al little less tightly woven, but I feel like I'm making lace.

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

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You should crochet this from it and send it to Kevvie.

 

[stupid frog]

Also, do we know if they are processing this stuff themselves, or are they just shearing the cursed 'paca and sending it to someone else to clean and card and spin?

I don't know anything about yarn.
Back in Kevin's thread, someone was tweeting about how they couldn't ship(?) the yarn and had to drive it to another state.

Maybe someone with a better memory than me, or more knowledge on yarn, can provide you with a full answer.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Phil with the hot meme takes

It makes me wonder if in another lifetime where right wing ideals were popular if all of these failures would be on some sort of gay republican commune where they play toy soldier under the command of a superior mall ninja and whinge about the lack of trad girls if they weren't fucking each other. They would still be useless and dangerous, but at least not destructive to the land.

Please let us know if after touching it you begin feeling troonish. I'm curious if they lace the yarn.

Lol that would imply the troons could put effort into things.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

I don't know anything about yarn.
Back in Kevin's thread, someone was tweeting about how they couldn't ship(?) the yarn and had to drive it to another state.

Maybe someone with a better memory than me, or more knowledge on yarn, can provide you with a full answer.

I think you're right, I vaguely remember the bit about them driving with the yarn instead of shipping it from Kevin's thread.

I've been searching around, here and from their own stuff, and can't find anything about them or anyone else processing the fiber. With how much they talk about literally every other stupid aspect of their lives, I would think they would be a bit more, er, transparent, about the production chain of you know, the stuff they try to sell. Guess that isn't as fun as "hmpfffffhhh wanna get preggo mommy milkers" tweeting.