Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

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This is here to stay isnt it? This made me say What the Fuck aloud to myself
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Clarence said:
This is here to stay isnt it? This made me say What the Fuck aloud to myself
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They sold the public on the "whatever happens in the bedroom of two adults ain't my business" but delivered "your career will be ruined if you don't let me groom mentor the local children, bigot". No one can explain to me how it's not recruiting to immediately go from public acceptance and tolerance to proximity to children. A sane person actively avoids kids nowadays, it's just not worth the risk of miscontrued kindness. Being a member of a group with greater than average rates of diddlin'? Weird.

I don't really care about the kids, but don't tell me I could suddenly have a sexual awakening and say "Oh, it turns out I'm sexually oriented to "tomboy" presenting women (y'know, slender, lithe, coltish girls especially) . Now that it's public,first order of business is to put myself in close proximity to children, so I can help comfort any who share my orientation. It's very dangerous making them live in the dark about their own sexuality, so I'll be there to sell them on the fantastic, sex-focused lifestyle! Don't worry, I'm only into perfectly legal tomboys! Hey, you have to let me in or I'm telling your job that you're a bigot and you'll lose your house.

I really like corpoHomo stuff thathas the thinnest veneer of queer on something that's otherwise super hostile. like these:
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It's great. It says "we love and accept everyone of all stripes! Except you, homeless cunts, GTFo this bench is for buttfuckers only!"
 
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Dom Cruise said:
Is this for real?

Imagine showing this to someone in the 2000s who said "there's no such thing as the gay agenda"
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yeah... I wish it was a joke..
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Rightwing Groups Now Boycotting Kellogg's For Promoting 'Radical' LGBTQ+ Agenda With Pride Cereal

A handful of right-wing Christian organizations are boycotting Kellogg's LGBTQ+ Pride cereal that's raising funds for GLAAD.
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I used to think people who said "it's a slippery slope" blowing things out of proportions, but it really does seem to be true. This would be an Onion article 10 years ago.
Who knew a box of cereal would make me realize all this woke shit is going to be normal in 10 years, and people who questioned it will be viewed like people who wanted segregation in the 60s.
I don't give a fuck what people do at home, you do you. But there's some weeeird shit being pushed on kids. and people cheer for it. We really are living through some strange shift in world view/ ideology.
 
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Clarence said:
yeah... I wish it was a joke..
www.comicsands.com

Rightwing Groups Now Boycotting Kellogg's For Promoting 'Radical' LGBTQ+ Agenda With Pride Cereal

A handful of right-wing Christian organizations are boycotting Kellogg's LGBTQ+ Pride cereal that's raising funds for GLAAD.
www.comicsands.com www.comicsands.com
I used to think people who said "it's a slippery slope" blowing things out of proportions, but it really does seem to be true. This would be an Onion article 10 years ago.
Who knew a box of cereal would make me realize all this woke shit is going to be normal in 10 years, and people who questioned it will be viewed like people who wanted segregation in the 60s.
I don't give a fuck what people do at home, you do you. But there's some weeeird shit being pushed on kids. and people cheer for it. We really are living through some strange shift in world view/ ideology.
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The switcheroo they pulled is what really pisses me off, I don't care if people are gay, but they sold the public on one thing only to turn around and do the exact opposite once they felt like they had the power to do so, that's shitty, backstabbing behavior.

All they ever used to talk about was "tolerance" ie tolerating something doesn't mean you like it or condone it, it just means you're willing to mind your own business, but that's not what they expect from people anymore, you have to enthusiastically condone something or it's fuck you.

Slapping every single thing in rainbow colors for an entire fucking month is a sickening abuse of power and of people's trust, like I said if people only knew what it was all going to lead to none of this shit would have been able to gain the ground it has and that inherent dishonesty is the big issue.

I don't have an inherent dislike of LGBT as is, but I do dislike just how much it's shoved down our throats these days, an entire month is simply not necessary.
 
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Clarence said:
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I actually really like this product a lot. The box shows a happy display of Kellogg's corporate mascots all holding hands while showcasing a bowl of all their cereal mixed together, but if you look inside, all the boxes are very much segregated from each other. The irony of having to physically force each cereal together in a disgusting and unappetizing mass, making each cereal lose its individuality in the process, is so powerful that it almost counts as hate speech.

Great work, Kellogg's. Your product went so far woke that it ended up implicitly advocating for the cereal ethnostate.

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Dom Cruise said:
I don't have an inherent dislike of LGBT as is, but I do dislike just how much it's shoved down our throats these days, an entire month is simply not necessary
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If people are doing something they enjoy and arnt hurting anyone, hey man good for them. I don't get why you need to comply with so much theater now. Gotta say the right words, chant the right montras, fly the right colors.
The move to normalize all this in children is what really gets to me. I don' mean gay 12 year olds figuring out they like a classmate, I mean embracing gender dysmorphia in children who can't read yet really makes me question things. Even if a kid swears up and down their the opposite sex why would you embrace it? Let alone put them on pubery blocjkers. You need to be 18-21 to buy smokes or booze because we don't want young people fucking up their bodies and brains. But it's okay to stunt a natural process because the kid thinks it was born in the wrong skin? man I could go on it's nuts.
I'll never forget when a professor gave me a spiel about inclusiveness and asked for my pronouns. It really made me question going to school. How can an adult be offended by a noise that means "you" with no negetive intention behind it?
I feel like people are taught or conditioned to feel like people who don't go along with all the theater are personally attacking them. And it's treated like the next great civil rights crusade for what's more or less a fetish. why would you want to fly a flag of your kink? Why is it your defining personality trait. Can't you just be a person and wha ever your into is a part of that?-not the sum of all parts?
I really thought this shit would fade away, but fuck every corporation(who could give a fuck it's all just PR) broadcast it, anyone who thinks or questions against it is viewed as an ignorant bigot.
This really is some turning point, i'm not trying to be dramatic. With social media and everything conditioning people this really is some brave new world (not the book, you now what I mean).
Boomers like to doompost about it's some communist insurection, It's not that but it's something that is radically changing the beliefs and values of the west.
and marketed as inclusion, and what are you an asshole you dont want inclusion? But what ever it is really seems to be rewriting thee frame works of reality we operate on socially
 
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Pizdec said:
So next month is pride month, but I figured why not make a thread about the stupidest Pride Month ads or items.

The rules are:
It has to be from or posted during June, which is pride month, that's it.

Happy Hunting!
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You spelled "corporate" wrong.

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"Rainbow washing" is a thing for June.

Gee, it's almost like corporations just want to make a quick buck and don't actually CARE about "inclusiveness." Who would've THUNK it?!
 
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TFT-A9 said:
went to a big-box store a few days ago, saw shelves full of "ASK ME MY PRONOUNS" mugs made in some foreign country where they probably stone LGBTs to death or something
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shhh those places don't matter, we'll pretend like they matter on twitter but they really don't matter because I need my cheap creature comforts
 
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Huli Jing said:
I actually really like this product a lot. The box shows a happy display of Kellogg's corporate mascots all holding hands while showcasing a bowl of all their cereal mixed together, but if you look inside, all the boxes are very much segregated from each other. The irony of having to physically force each cereal together in a disgusting and unappetizing mass, making each cereal lose its individuality in the process, is so powerful that it almost counts as hate speech.

Great work, Kellogg's. Your product went so far woke that it ended up implicitly advocating for the cereal ethnostate.

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Those tiny boxes are terrible anyway. You never get enough to fill a single bowl.

Lord Almighty is that a perfect image of consoomerism, though. Buy and consoom all these sugary cereals to prove how woke you are, faggot.
 
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