You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

Everyone is fair game to satire and parody, or at least they should be. I understand if some of you guys disagree with me, but I see this as an all sides problem. Too many people can't take a joke anymore.
Self-deprecating humor, when used the right way and at the right time, can be a good thing. How many of us have poked fun at ourselves after doing something boneheaded?

What I suspect is that people are so fixated on political correctness, social justice, etc. that a joke at the expense of anyone -- including one's self -- is now deemed too "problematic" even if there's no malicious intent behind it.

I can go to my local gas station and get a goddamn sub made to order but not lip balm, fuck this tony-ass town I live in.
I'm not surprised. Years ago, the corner gas station went independent when every chain expected franchisees to put in a convenience store and spend more time selling groceries than they did working on cars. The owner at the time said, "we went into business to service cars, not be grocers."

That's the biggest thing that sucks with gas stations. Although the chain ones may be "independently owned and operated," the owners are still expected to do whatever corporate dictates whether they want to/like it or not. Worse is that it's harder for independent stations to make it on their own. The independent station across the street from my office eventually became part of a chain because it couldn't compete with the chain a few blocks down the road despite having slightly better prices and not charging extra for credit card purchases.

To your second point, my state (FL) had to stick all the shit that works behind the pharmacy counter because tards were making meth with it. It might be related to that.
That's the case nationally because I think it's part of a Federal drug regulation. In the past, I needed some sinus medicine. Based on the limits for ephedrine, it looked like I could get two boxes and still be under the posted limit. Unfortunately, the law (at least in my state if not nationally) limited me to just one box despite the numerical limit 🤷‍♂️ . The part that sucks is that it seemingly does nothing to stop the methheads from making their junk whereas those that actually use and need the medicine have to deal with artificially-low limits on how much and how often they can get it.
 
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I get really fucked off by how badly people mangle written English these days.
One of the things I’ve noticed more and more recently is the ‘missing space’.
People Idiots will write ‘alot’, ‘apart’ and ‘everyday’ instead of ‘a lot’, ‘a part’ and ‘every day’.
This is shit that people should have nailed by the time they’re ten years old.
It’s a new idiocy for people who struggle with the brain-shattering difficulties of they’re/their/there, to/two/too and your/you’re.
Seriously, nigga- if you’re not smart enough to know the difference between ‘your‘ and ‘you’re’, chances are that your views on global sociopolitical trends aren’t exactly fuelled by a deep and illuminating intellect.
 
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I get really fucked off by how badly people mangle written English these days.
One of the things I’ve noticed more and more recently is the ‘missing space’.
People Idiots will write ‘alot’, ‘apart’ and ‘everyday’ instead of ‘a lot’, ‘a part’ and ‘every day’.
This is shit that people should have nailed by the time they’re ten years old.
It’s a new idiocy for people who struggle with the brain-shattering difficulties of they’re/their/there, to/two/too and your/you’re.
Seriously, nigga- if you’re not smart enough to know the difference between ‘your‘ and ‘you’re’, chances are that your views on global sociopolitical trends aren’t exact fuelled by a deep and illuminating intellect.
"Punctuation: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
 
I get really fucked off by how badly people mangle written English these days.
One of the things I’ve noticed more and more recently is the ‘missing space’.
People Idiots will write ‘alot’, ‘apart’ and ‘everyday’ instead of ‘a lot’, ‘a part’ and ‘every day’.
This is shit that people should have nailed by the time they’re ten years old.
It’s a new idiocy for people who struggle with the brain-shattering difficulties of they’re/their/there, to/two/too and your/you’re.
Seriously, nigga- if you’re not smart enough to know the difference between ‘your‘ and ‘you’re’, chances are that your views on global sociopolitical trends aren’t exact fuelled by a deep and illuminating intellect.
Preach. PREACH. Using 'apart' incorrectly is defiantly deffinately definetly de34543f@tlly d&egrlinatly DEFINITELY one that chaps my ass big time.

The ones that kill me the most are the misuse of the words 'women' and 'loose/looser/loosing.' I don't understand how people can properly write a sentence such as "There is a man outside" and then write something like "My mom is a nice women." And it's virtually always people screwing up the feminine side of things (seriously, I have no idea why.) It's about a 50:1 ratio of seeing that latter example compared to them writing something incorrectly like "My dad is a nice men." Then there's seeing people calling someone else a "looser" for "loosing the game" or something that drives me up a wall. Don't get me started on then/than, too.

We all have our brain farts and make mistakes. I know I'm not perfect and make the odd mistake. I've written something like "There car is nice" (and correct it if I notice it after,) but the number of times I see people (and often I notice the same person doing it across multiple posts so I know it's not a one off thing) screwing up things that they should of have had figured out by the end of elementary school causes my autism to go haywire.
 
Preach. PREACH. Using 'apart' incorrectly is defiantly deffinately definetly de34543f@tlly d&egrlinatly DEFINITELY one that chaps my ass big time.

The ones that kill me the most are the misuse of the words 'women' and 'loose/looser/loosing.' I don't understand how people can properly write a sentence such as "There is a man outside" and then write something like "My mom is a nice women." And it's virtually always people screwing up the feminine side of things (seriously, I have no idea why.) It's about a 50:1 ratio of seeing that latter example compared to them writing something incorrectly like "My dad is a nice men." Then there's seeing people calling someone else a "looser" for "loosing the game" or something that drives me up a wall. Don't get me started on then/than, too.

We all have our brain farts and make mistakes. I know I'm not perfect and make the odd mistake. I've written something like "There car is nice" (and correct it if I notice it after,) but the number of times I see people (and often I notice the same person doing it across multiple posts so I know it's not a one off thing) screwing up things that they should of have had figured out by the end of elementary school causes my autism to go haywire.
I know someone who regularly spells the word "weird" as "wierd", even when they see me repeatedly spell it correctly back to them. Among similar misspellings they commit, this is one that never fails to drive me up a wall when I witness it. It's almost like they're trying to apply the rule of "I before E" in a case where it clearly isn't applicable, like smashing a round peg through a square hole.
 
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I know someone who regularly spells the word "weird" as "wierd", even when they see me repeatedly spell it correctly back to them. Among similar misspellings they commit, this is one that never fails to drive me up a wall when I witness it. It's almost like they're trying to apply the rule of "I before E" in a case where it clearly isn't applicable, like smashing a round peg through a square hole.
Reminds me of this.


 
Preach. PREACH. Using 'apart' incorrectly is defiantly deffinately definetly de34543f@tlly d&egrlinatly DEFINITELY one that chaps my ass big time.

The ones that kill me the most are the misuse of the words 'women' and 'loose/looser/loosing.' I don't understand how people can properly write a sentence such as "There is a man outside" and then write something like "My mom is a nice women." And it's virtually always people screwing up the feminine side of things (seriously, I have no idea why.) It's about a 50:1 ratio of seeing that latter example compared to them writing something incorrectly like "My dad is a nice men." Then there's seeing people calling someone else a "looser" for "loosing the game" or something that drives me up a wall. Don't get me started on then/than, too.

We all have our brain farts and make mistakes. I know I'm not perfect and make the odd mistake. I've written something like "There car is nice" (and correct it if I notice it after,) but the number of times I see people (and often I notice the same person doing it across multiple posts so I know it's not a one off thing) screwing up things that they should of have had figured out by the end of elementary school causes my autism to go haywire.
Hoard and horde are another two that seem to be used interchangeably and at random these days too.

‘Should of‘ and ‘could of’ in place of ‘should have’ and ‘could have’ deserve a swift execution and a perfunctory burial in a shallow grave.

And what is it about fire that confuses people so much?
You can light a fire, set something on fire, or help something catch fire. And we get these constant weird re-wordings such as ‘he lit it on fire’ or ‘he caught it on fire’ instead of ‘he set it on fire‘ or ‘he set fire to it’.

A lesser known one that irritates me endlessly is the past tense of ‘wreak’ as in ‘wreak havoc’. It’s not ‘wreaked havoc’ you fucking swine, it’s ‘wrought havoc’.

On the upside though- I’ve spent decades watching English grammar standards decline precipitously, especially around Ebonics. And when it’s pointed out, it’s gone from “well you know what I meant so it’s all right” ten years ago to “formal English grammar is racist, colonialist, exclusionary and a tool of white supremacy” today.
Well didn’t I have a good long laugh when black Twitter expressed outrage over the Ebonics being used when Elon Musk appeared on SNL. “There are RULES to AAVE” fumed one especially stupid nigger. Well, get fucked. You coons have been dumbing down my beloved language for decades. This is one time you don’t get to tell me how to feel.
 
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I really can’t stand when I see people litter. It’s something that’s always made me upset. It’s really embarrassing to see someone do it, I don’t know why they think it’s not an issue... do they not see how ugly it makes the town that they’re in? There have been a couple times I’m with my bf and he tries some shit like that and I’m just like.... dude no, and pick the shit up. Anyways, it seems to be mainly certain groups of people that litter. Trashy people. It’s sad too, because I remember when I first moved to the town I live in, it was not this littered, but over the few years I’ve been here it’s been getting worse. Plenty of small liquor bottles littered around too. I dunno, it just hurts my feelings if I’m being honest. Why treat your home like shit?
 
I get really fucked off by how badly people mangle written English these days.
One of the things I’ve noticed more and more recently is the ‘missing space’.
People Idiots will write ‘alot’, ‘apart’ and ‘everyday’ instead of ‘a lot’, ‘a part’ and ‘every day’.
This is shit that people should have nailed by the time they’re ten years old.
It’s a new idiocy for people who struggle with the brain-shattering difficulties of they’re/their/there, to/two/too and your/you’re.
Seriously, nigga- if you’re not smart enough to know the difference between ‘your‘ and ‘you’re’, chances are that your views on global sociopolitical trends aren’t exactly fuelled by a deep and illuminating intellect.

Do you also hate the words "also," "almost," and "alone?"

If you want "to, too, and two" to retain their different spellings, it is incumbent upon you to differentiate the long "o" in "too" and to retain the "w" in "two" when you say them.
 
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I really can’t stand when I see people litter. It’s something that’s always made me upset. It’s really embarrassing to see someone do it, I don’t know why they think it’s not an issue... do they not see how ugly it makes the town that they’re in? There have been a couple times I’m with my bf and he tries some shit like that and I’m just like.... dude no, and pick the shit up. Anyways, it seems to be mainly certain groups of people that litter. Trashy people. It’s sad too, because I remember when I first moved to the town I live in, it was not this littered, but over the few years I’ve been here it’s been getting worse. Plenty of small liquor bottles littered around too. I dunno, it just hurts my feelings if I’m being honest. Why treat your home like shit?
They don't really care that the place looks like a dump. Lack of any real investment in their environs. It's not THEIRS, they don't OWN it, so they treat it like shit because it doesn't matter to them. Of course sometimes they just treat the things they DO own like garbage too, so maybe it's just a general state of apathy and slovenly tendencies writ large. The 50ml liquor bottles are a particular peeve of mine, them and wrappers for tobacco products. It's really not difficult to just tuck them in a pocket until you find a trash can or dumpster, for fuck's sake.
 
People I barely know asking me for some of my food. Who the fuck are you and why are you asking for some of my honey bun?
"Wow that looks really good."
"Yeah I got it from (restaurant just down the street)."
"Can I have some?"

Do you know why I just told you where you can get it? Because I would really rather not give you mine.

Though people constantly bumming smokes is even more irritating somehow.
 
"Wow that looks really good."
"Yeah I got it from (restaurant just down the street)."
"Can I have some?"

Do you know why I just told you where you can get it? Because I would really rather not give you mine.

Though people constantly bumming smokes is even more irritating somehow.
You're wrong. If you bought something to eat you're planning on eating it all during. If you have a pack of smokes you're not planning on smoking the whole package during break.

Someone asking for two cigs on the other hand, one to smoke then and there and one to save for later. The only people I've ever worked with that tried to bum TWO cigarettes at a time were black people.
 
You're wrong. If you bought something to eat you're planning on eating it all during. If you have a pack of smokes you're not planning on smoking the whole package during break.

Someone asking for two cigs on the other hand, one to smoke then and there and one to save for later. The only people I've ever worked with that tried to bum TWO cigarettes at a time were black people.
I sometimes don't mind sharing a little food, if it's something I know that person has never had before and they're curious what it is/how it tastes.

Cigarettes? It's a fucking cigarette, and you're bumming it because you're a fucking bum. You've got a smoking habit without the money to back it up. It's not even good for you. I'll spot a friend a smoke. A stranger? Fuck off.
 
I really can’t stand when I see people litter. It’s something that’s always made me upset. It’s really embarrassing to see someone do it, I don’t know why they think it’s not an issue... do they not see how ugly it makes the town that they’re in? There have been a couple times I’m with my bf and he tries some shit like that and I’m just like.... dude no, and pick the shit up. Anyways, it seems to be mainly certain groups of people that litter. Trashy people. It’s sad too, because I remember when I first moved to the town I live in, it was not this littered, but over the few years I’ve been here it’s been getting worse. Plenty of small liquor bottles littered around too. I dunno, it just hurts my feelings if I’m being honest. Why treat your home like shit?
I swear there's a trash can on every corner of a city block, yet lo and behold, you still find trash on at least a single side of the whole thing.
 
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