New Episode Today.
Sean is fucking
GONE! I now have nothing to whack off to this episode

Vito is the unfortunate replacement. Roll intro. Dick’s hyped up today. Some talk about movies, Bitcoin crashed. Dick is sick of crypto, normies ruined it. Some talk of the conflict, more corporate masturbation. For Pride Month, forget donating to companies and just give me, a fag, money directly. PM me for my Cashapp.
Vito libspergs a bit more, waaaameeeen, r/fds, don’t ask a fish how to catch fish. The Army is woke, tfw my dumb ass could beat the fuck out of our highly trained lady supa soldiers. Everything is just advertising now, woke woke woke, sneed. I just realized they are trying a take on BPITU, and it’s all just bitching about woke and anti-woke.
Diversity bitching, women bitching, poc bitching, we do live in a society. Cis White Men are fucked. Vito bitches about Pokémon cards, showing what level he’s at. I have no wallet but I must consoom. In my day it was Amibos.
More kids than ever have been checked in for mental conditions, wonder why. I mean, brah, imagine being a schoolkid nowadays. I’m surprised no ones made Columbine look like a joke yet, honestly.
Twitch is a strip club, fuck Elon Musk, some dude writes in about giving men multiple orgasms with drugs, I really should make a thread about the PE crowd because they deserve it. Stay tuned, and keep on jelqing.
Some letters, some stats, V A C C I N E T A L K, more letters, Cernovitch is a retard, and speaking of PE a guy who's into Semen Retention, and I don't mean recycling.
Basically, he's NoFap but spiritual. He explains that porn is addictive and bad for your mind, like heroin, and Semen Retention is a healthful practice that makes you a god, boosts your T, gets you swole, cultivates kundalini energy, science is truth mixed with lies (fair enough), and wasting your seed all day every day is no bueno. You have to use that energy, or else it backs up, but if you use that energy correctly you can transmute it into pure energy and your skin gets better. He's been retaining his semen since last April, says the longest he's gone was a month, and comes out as 16 and gets kicked. I don't know about you, but I'm fucking sold on this whole Semen Retention idea.
I don't know what it says about me that I actually understood everything he was talking about, I spend too much time here.
Some dude named Asher calls in and spergs about Israel, I don't give a shit, given that I am on the other side of the fucking planet. Dick sums it up by saying "What do you want me to do about it?", and that's the only vaguely smart thing in this conversation. Turns out Asher is Israeli, hates it or something, I really don't care what he has to say because I'm too busy retaining my semen to cultivate kundalini energy and am therefore not qualified to speak on anything at all. He plugs his shit then bounces.
Music, voicemails, see you next Tuesday.