Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Greer's board would probably turn out like the Amberlynn Read board. The same old content, over and over again.

Besides, most of DSP's board are his haters posting threads titled "what has Phil screwed up the most?"
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This.

It's a choice between "TODAYSDATE: EAT WITH ME by Amberlynn feat. Beggy. Amberlynn spends 10 minutes on camera with 6 ad breaks, and talking about haydurz and 6 carbs thin chili and how she'll totally do a weigh-in when she gets new batteries for her 7 scales.

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Every 10 pages, people new to Russell asking for page numbers and going through stuff that has already been discussed to death. They forget that Russ goes through spurts of activity- manic self-destructive output followed by weeks of nothing but Boomerbook posts and drooling over e-Thots.
 
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is this shite on his site new, I don't recall seeing it

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Google Images shows it's a stock image of course:

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terribly designed, this shit covering the menu:

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images covering text:

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I bet he doesn't know one tag of HTML, he just used one of those Editors for Dummies. And it looks so bad, he'd be better off just not having a site. I like how the picture of him getting his degree covers up the caption text. That's someone who pays attention to details right there.
 
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Polexia Aphrodisia said:
I believe this was part of the "Allison" saga too, she suggested that he start working with local groups and basically start small.

His answer was, to paraphrase, "I want immediate success so I won't bother with small time shit when I can just get a famous popstar to catapult me to stardom. I'm disabled so I should have doors immediately opened for me."
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It was the conversation with "Taylor Olivia"
 
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DrJonesHat said:
I wonder if Russ knows about judicial immunity. You can't sue a judge for a decision they made. He's never talked about suing the bias(sic) judges who ruled against him decided wrongly, but it would be funny if he tried.
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Most nutcase vexatious litigants eventually go that route.

Jack Thompson went even further, ultimately suing the Florida Bar Association itself claiming it had no right to exist.
NynchLiggers said:
How doesn't Greer have a entire subforum dedicated to him? It's because he doesn't have a whole sphere of other exceptional individuals on the middle like Gunt or DSP?
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It was tried but nool got pissed off because people were too retarded to use it and were just shitting up the place with retardation.
 
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Constellationzero said:
You'd think he'd fucking learn from the Arianna Grande trial. Skordas and the judge were having a sidebar conversation before the greasy gourd showed up 35 minutes late. Pretty sure Skordas mentioned his LONG STORIED HISTORY of creeping on women--emphasising his own daughter right in front of God, Jesus, and everybody.

Most normal people would've been reeling so hard from the cringe, you'd never hear from them again. But not our Russ. Shame is not a trait the Lord uploaded into his quarterassed hard drive.
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I'm not a violent man by nature, but I get this insatiable urge to relentlessly bully Butternut Squash whenever I see him. He's exactly the kind of refried bean ass I used to see in school who always thought themselves better than everyone else. His mom said it, so it must be true?

I can't explain it. I just wanna take a trimmer and swipe it across his stupid beard. It's not even because he looks like he does. Plenty of people are ugly as fuck but also incredibly nice (yknow, personality tempered by hardship, like any normal person) but it's because he thinks so highly of himself that I feel like it'd just be satisfying to to poke and forehead flick him nonstop until he's crying. Not to mention, he's nothing but sinew and bones wrapped into a skinsack with an ego problem. He wouldn't be able to stop me if he tried. What's he gonna do? Call the police? "Help, this stranger is poking me and flicking me on the nose!"

Edit: Relax, I'm not saying I would do anything. I just think Greer getting bullied is amusing.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He's shown no inclination of traveling to confront her. At most, when he was suing her they said "some idiot in Utah is suing you because you didn't make him famous. We've retained a local attorney to deal with it." She has people showing up to her houses and trying to get in, they're the more immediate threat.
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He posted this once, but I assume his fear of flying stopped his plans to confront Taylor at home.
 
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We really shouldn't put down Russell's website guys, he made an effort, and it's one of his fruits. A rotten apple of a fruit, but a fruit nonetheless! In reality, it would get a failing grade in any first semester web design class.
badboy2000 said:
It was the conversation with "Taylor Olivia"
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He doesn't understand how the recording industry works at all. A-listers have permission to pitch ideas to each other. They're not gonna listen to a sample from some rando.
 
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Constellationzero said:
Taylor Swift has the RIGHT to "not notice" Russ or dislike or just not be into what ever Blue Footed Booby dance he does at her.
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H...how DARE you throw shade at the blue-footed booby?? Even the Puffins know that the boobies dance the living shit around Slurpy Prime, they wanna see boobies, like they in a B-movie!

Just gimme the beak, you puffin freak!
 
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Walking Clock said:
He posted this once, but I assume his fear of flying stopped his plans to confront Taylor at home.
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It shows how never accepts "no" as an answer. Everything just needs to be discussed until you agree with him, because you're not allowed to tell him no. He just needed to explain. Didn't Erika call the cops after he threatened to sue her unless she sat down with a mediator to "work on their friendship"? He just had to explain. and that's why he's got a guilty plea for electronic harassment on his record, because he can't just accept people don't have to give him things just because he demands them.
 
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Thracian said:
is this shite on his site new, I don't recall seeing it

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terribly designed, this shit covering the menu:

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Yeah, that's been covered some pages back.

* This Greasy Gourd is a BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY! --Shecky Goldblatt, Movie Mogul
* His books are flying off the shelves like...nothing! --Mavis Stockmeier, Garage Sale Coordinator
* "My favorite thing about his books are the characters!" --Earl Levin, Nursing Home Reviewer
 
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Constellationzero said:
Yeah, that's been covered some pages back.

* This Greasy Gourd is a BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY! --Shecky Goldblatt, Movie Mogul
* His books are flying off the shelves like...nothing! --Mavis Stockmeier, Garage Sale Coordinator
* "My favorite thing about his books are the characters!" --Earl Levin, Nursing Home Reviewer
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* Russell Greer is relentless in pursuit of his goals! --Homeless Guy bribed with snacks
 
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Constellationzero said:
Yeah, that's been covered some pages back.

* This Greasy Gourd is a BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY! --Shecky Goldblatt, Movie Mogul
* His books are flying off the shelves like...nothing! --Mavis Stockmeier, Garage Sale Coordinator
* "My favorite thing about his books are the characters!" --Earl Levin, Nursing Home Reviewer
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"People have been lining up for hours for an autograph, some even coming dressed like Slurpy" - fake TV host hired for promo gig.
 
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