Shitty Etsy Products

[neverendingmidi]

.. hold on a second, is that guy selling his own extracted tooth for almost $17k?!

Only counts as selling if somebody actually pays that.

 

[AmazingEagle]

Excuse me? I must know more.

Well they also sponsored the Judge Rotenberg Educational Center for a fundraiser in March or April 2013.

 

[MysticMisty]

I wish Etsy or the copyright holders would crack down on people selling merchandise with licensed characters, if only so these sellers would have to go the Chinese bootleg route with their item names. "Defund the Police cute funny animal Hamstero MINI sticker"

It's a shame that they're using such adorable artwork for this, it's better than the official art even.

 

[DoubleD]

Eh, I think it's more aimed at Tumblr fakers and Autism Moms. Only fakers and Autism Moms make such a big and vocal fuss about how special and unique they/their kids are, compared to normal "boring" people.

I actually felt inspired to search 'autism' on RedBubble the other week. What I found was a mix of the normie (puzzle piece) iconography as well as the tumblrina (infinity sign) iconigraphy. Including one of the infinity sign proudly destroying the Autism $peaks puzzle piece.

As well as some of the expected SJW sloganeering:

One design had the word 'Autistic' with the capital A changed into the anarchist symbol.

Also, these are a thing.

I'd post more, but this might not be the right thread for it. Do we have one already for RedBubble? And if not, is it worth creating one?

 

[verygayFrogs]

Does the mom have Down syndrome or does the kid have it.

 

[Button Moon]

I saw this and thought of this thread:




A real stone with a cast of someones testicle zipped inside.

There's probably a reason this is a rare find:

 

[NoReturn]

ngl if it was not looking like rainbow vomit with random puzzle pieces I’d buy it. It’s cute

Nothing autists like more than hyper-stimulating colors and visual noise!

A real stone with a cast of someones testicle zipped inside.

Part of me is tempted to buy it so I can sandblast the art off and return it to the wild. That rock was here before the person who made that "sculpture" and it will be here after they die. It deserves better than this.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Looked up Lisa Frank. It was surprisingly mostly vintage stuff, but still found some shit.

Between this and the Hamtaro sticker I posted earlier, I should look up "fuck the police" and see what else I get

*Scrappy voice* "D-d-duh de-duh! Pussy power!"

Okay, this last one isn't necessarily shitty, but I just had to share it

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I dig Lisa Frank Baphomet. I mean, I wouldn't buy it or anything, but if I got that sticker for free I'd probably stick it on something instead of throwing it away.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

I wanna buy that Baphomet and put it on my PC case.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Okay but Lisa Frank Baphomet and the pussy power ones are actually kind of cute?

I wouldn't put them on anything anyone could publicly see them on, but I do dig the colors and style being so close.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

File this under "I wouldn't buy this, but it gave me a good laugh"

Spoiler: Funny but NSFW

I have to include the description, it's too good

They sell more stuff like this, too, for the monster fucker in your life:

 

[tulskij_tochnyj]

A little bit off-topic, but still funny. And says a lot about target audience.

Spoiler: Like pottery

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

File this under "I wouldn't buy this, but it gave me a good laugh"

Spoiler: Funny but NSFW

View attachment 2151861

I have to include the description, it's too good

View attachment 2151864

They sell more stuff like this, too, for the monster fucker in your life:

View attachment 2151868

TBF, heroin is so prevalent in Appalachia that just about everybody claims to have had at least one sexual encounter with the Mothman.

 

[NoReturn]

Vaccine merch time!

 

[Sangria]

Vaccine merch time!
View attachment 2206021
View attachment 2206023
View attachment 2206025
View attachment 2206026
View attachment 2206029

Those shirts alone have the power to turn pro-vaxxers like me into anti-vaxxers.
Also those cardholders are kinda neat, and could definitely be used for things other than vaccination cards.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Those shirts alone have the power to turn pro-vaxxers like me into anti-vaxxers.
Also those cardholders are kinda neat, and could definitely be used for things other than vaccination cards.

I'll use that for my car registration card

 

[verygayFrogs]

What the fuck

 

[neverendingmidi]

View attachment 2265259
What the fuck

Oh, you must be new. Fabric menstrual products are everywhere.

I honestly wonder what keeps them from leaking? I mean you end up with wads of blood covered cloth you have to store somehow until you get home, and then have to wash them, and they'll never be stain free after one use.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Oh, you must be new. Fabric menstrual products are everywhere.

I honestly wonder what keeps them from leaking? I mean you end up with wads of blood covered cloth you have to store somehow until you get home, and then have to wash them, and they'll never be stain free after one use.

You can say the same about cloth diapers. I get that they are supposed to be an environmentally friendly option, but so impractical.

At least menstrual cups can hold your flow and they'll probably remain stain free.