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Some one asked in this thread if the other thread was really deleted because of the word KIWI FARMS in the title and that mods hate kf because they cant censor there.IP2 mods fear the kiwi
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@anuscabbage12 always winshe eats shit and smears it on his face
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Reckon it should get reupped here seeing as it's such a focus and Andrew thinks we're lyingOh hey, turns out that clip of Speedy eating shit is in the OP.
What say you KiwiFarms? Human or animal? On closer inspection that may actually be hobo droppings.
Shit's getting depressing forreal.Family if you don't want me to talk about you on stream stop fucking messaging me and I'll stop talking about you.
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Shameful display
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I mean yeah he didn't exactly eat a turd like a sandwich but that's kind of mincing words to weasel out obviously. I mean if you stick your tongue up someone's ass you ate their ass. The rules for what defines eating are just different when shit is involved.Reckon it should get reupped here seeing as it's such a focus and Andrew thinks we're lying
11 secs in tongue comes out and it appears the hobo shit gets smeared on it
The next 20secs sees Andy retching
Now, there's still a vague suggestion he was acting, cos at the vital moment the stream quality dips and is a bit distorted with artifacts
And maybe there's a deep discussion to be had about the difference between "eating shit" and "smearing shit on your tongue" but it's never something I've spent much time thinking about before
But come on Speeds, calling KF's liars?
You can surely see how we became confused?
The receipts:
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clip for context, you decide if this counts as "eating shit'Anyways he's busted stone cold...
@ 1:45
"I've never put shit in my mouth ever, so yeah Kiwi Farms lies..."
And then they wonder why the only intelligible discussion of their content is here, while their own forum is just pure shitposting, and not even the good kind.HEY WAIT A SECOND, DID YOU JUST MENTION KIWI FARMS
THAT'S YOUR FIRST AND ONLY WARNING MR. DO THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE BANNED
I DON'T LIKE THAT SITE BECAUSE I CAN'T DELETE POSTS THERE, REEEEE!!!
featured in the MATI streamNew Orleans Trip May '21
(This post covers the finale of what was a pretty great week long collaboration stream between Stop Speeding, Attila and later on Loulz, if you want to jump back to the beginning of the trip go here)
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Our band of merry men
One day, when the race war is at its peak the people of the future will need to know what really happened here and as always the solution will be access to proper archives.
In that spirit, I present the last 20 minutes of Loulz's stream. I've split it into two parts to keep the quality up.
Just to set the scene a bit, right before all this happened Loulz and Attila were hanging out with some random dealer, they let him hit the Jager, he let them hit the blunt and Attila bought some bud to take with them. This video picks up just after they walk back out onto the main strip, Loulz is now high as well as drunk.
They've been causing chaos all day. (More)
Part 1
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Part 2
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After Loulz ends his stream they get a ride back to the hotel and Attila streams while Loulz does his best to not slip into a coma.
Thanks to @vulgar and @anuscabbage12 for preserving these.
Booted from their first hotel, callers don't win.
- Loulz doesn't know where he is
- Almost unresponsive, he's clearly delirious, Attila puts ice on his head
- Hotel gets spammed by callers, management arrives and says they're concerned he's been misusing the guest room, Loulz is barely able to communicate with them
- They're told they need to leave, Loulz claims he doesn't need medical attention
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After they get kicked out of the hotel they end up back on the street and Loulz goes live again. He's not live long before chat asks if he's going to press the woman who hit him but he admits that he had it coming.
After getting cleaned up and roaming around IRL for a while they eventually go to collect Loulz's car so they can reunite with Stop Speeding who has apparently been on the phone to his family after (allegedly) someone sent the video of Speedy and the Whale to his mother. Loulz claims he doesn't remember talking to Speedy between then and when he was hit on the head. So I guess that means he doesn't remember being told to stop calling people niggers either?
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They try to find a room and Loulz admits he's thinking about driving himself to the new location.
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It's fine, he's not even drunk anymore. (Loulz had been drinking beers while they were in the car btw)
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Here's Loulz drinking in the car earlier and nearly throwing up on himself
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Attila and Stop Speeding make it to the hotel about 20 minutes before Loulz did and go live again, apparently Loulz called Baked who was streaming at the time, but I don't have the clip of that call, at some point he stops and picks up Mc Donalds and then finally reaches the new hotel. All is right again until management comes knocking, turns out the location was leaked and callers are doing their thing.
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Somehow they make it through the night but when they go live again the next day Loulz is already on his way home to Alabama and Attila is already on the road to Texas with Stop Speeding, they've burned their bridges and it's time to GTFO. Good times.
Thanks for the legendary stream gentleman. God Speed.
Check Kiwifarms bro!On a personal note, I wanna nominate Stop Speeding as MVP for this trip.
The stuff was Loulz was definitely the peak, but Stop Speeding gave us a steady stream of content for days without pushing it too far and still found time to look out for his buddies and keep people out of jail, he paced himself (more or less) and trod the fine line between prison and nontent and came out on top. Nicely done.
Attila and Stop Speeding are giving best stream to Loulz though.
Turns out we aren't the only one's who enjoyed the NOLA content, it's in the news!
Archive
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Thanks to @vulgar, @anuscabbage12 and @Laemprasa for all the media they archived for this, teamwork makes the dream work.
I kinda liked it, it gave the IP2 MATI an authentic IP2 chat feel. Wholesome.Speaking of the MATI stream, just in the lead-up to Null talking about the Chaggot situation it seemed like a few people from the IP2 forums were spamming the stream chat to plug their site while posting other shit to get him to janny the chat thinking it'd get a rise out of him. They've fucked off for a while ever since the first clip or two though and the entire "effort" didn't last for much longer than 5 minutes or so.
Homeless Blaine likes stop speeding's whale storyDUMPSTER HYPE
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Security told him to get out of the damn dumpster.
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do you know the backstory on the PINK UNICORN GLITTER GANG (PUGG) thing I always see in Stop Speeding's chat? "