Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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More children's toys to provide a brief endorphin rush while he opens the box
Btw Kevryn, it's not got to stop that empty lost feeling rushing back to twist and gnaw at your insides once that brief millisecond spark of consuuuuuming pleasure has snuffed out
I thought you'd have realised this by now
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And Kevin even has to stick in a little whine and bitch about his present that some fool nice person bought him
He just can't act like a normal human and keep his negative shit to himself


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It makes me wonder if any of the employees in the company that delivers his transformer toys know or even think about how many transformer toys he's ordered. I'd hate to be one of the clerks that deals with him in the shops that he goes to get his transformer toys.

His voice is exactly how I expected it to be. Always with an undertone of helium, yet forever artificial in its femininity. Also, I sympathize with that lamb, as it stands amidst the trannies of the tranch, utterly confused and slightly afraid.
Kev's voice sounds cartoonish, like if he was voicing a 90s cartoon character. It reminds me of Stimpy.
 
My jaw actually fell slack at the sight of this... creature. The massive jaw, the cone tits, the micropenis, the ass acne: all of these coming together to create one of the saddest looking humanoids I've ever seen. Like, what the hell is that pose in the underwear pic? Not only do these people put 0 effort into their appearance, but they don't even put any effort into attempting to look alluring. Just a tip my guy: standing with shoulders slumped, arm to the side, with legs together is not how you take a bathroom mirror selfie.

I got a huge kick out of the topless driving pic though. Sorry dude, I don't think any passerby would question why a man has his shirt off in the car (except maybe feel second-hand embarrassment for the doughy moobs).
 
I am amazed that he can upload this and not see that he looks sinister as hell. I know he claims to have face blindness, but I guess I always thought that was a joke. Is that a real thing? Is this why he can't see that he looks like he is about to rape someone? I am really baffled.
Face blindness prevents you from keeping track of what face belongs to what person you know. It doesn't prevent you from reading intent behind expressions. I am forced to conclude he actually thinks this picture looks good. Or he lost track of which fat, amorphous Mayo blob is which.
 
Let the moobs fly free, gents! You're correctly assumed to be just more fat fucking Sconnies with beerguts and floppy mantits. And more horrifying than the buried micropenis pic is that flabby flat ass. Do some squats FFS, make an effort.

Also no variation of "my dom won't let me cum until I paint my Warhammer figures" has been said by a woman ever.
 
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I love how MST3K bypasses the Troonic media filter, seemingly purely thanks to the cute robots - despite being created by a bunch of based boomers, Mike Nelson being openly and proudly Republican, and the range of twansphobic gags on offer across the series.
Im just going to ignore that they like MST3K
 
I mean, Kevin once sperged out on Twitter about how Wreck It Ralph 2 was actually about the importance and acceptance of polyamory and how it's "okay" for your partner to be more invested in their new fling over you :story:
It's like these people know they're social rejects and they're reaching for any kind of representation in media, even if it's the tiniest sliver.
I think the obsession with "media representation" shows how few actual problems they have and how coddled and childish they are. No one made a children's cartoon with a character who looks and acts like you in it, and you don't want to make one yourself? That's not my problem. That's barely a problem.
 
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Another candid shot of his mug outside the standard selfie angle. Curled up in a messy pile of random blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals like the slobbish manchild that he is.

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Another candid shot of his mug outside the standard selfie angle. Curled up in a messy pile of random blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals like the slobbish manchild that he is.

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We're all missing the major issue here. It's the fact that Penny decided to unconsentually photograph Kev Kev, and they both thought it was pretty uwu fsagdoshgsd to not only show Kev, but to also post it on twitter.

also he looks like a genuine troll
 
We're all missing the major issue here. It's the fact that Penny decided to unconsentually photograph Kev Kev, and they both thought it was pretty uwu fsagdoshgsd to not only show Kev, but to also post it on twitter.
Do you see Kevin's arm sticking out towards the bottom of the picture? Maybe he took this himself then used it for a "bae caught me sleepin" post while Penny ignored him to go haunt the fields.
 
since this person can't archive videos, I've taken the liberty to do so myself.
you're welcome.
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This screaming sheep is more pleasing to the ear than Kevin's voice.

Judging by the other posted video, his voice isn't always this exaggerated, but it sounds like this is the voice he puts on when he's excited. So wrong.
 
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