Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

[Badungus Kabungus]

I never said that they were 100% safe. Nothing is 100% safe. They are still way safer than getting covid, though.

How do you know the vaccines are safer than getting covid if the studies weren't completed yet?

Nothing is 100% tested, either. They've been proven safe so far.

Same question, how do you know the vaccines have been proven safe so far if the studies aren't even close to finished?

That's 100% bullshit and you know it.

Prove it. All the studies say that the vaccine does not prevent infections. Wear a mask or you're killing grandma, bigot.

Why You Should Still Wear A Mask And Avoid Crowds After Getting The COVID-19 Vaccine

It takes time after vaccination for immunity to the virus to build up, and no vaccine is 100% effective. Plus, scientists don't yet know if the vaccine stops viral spread. Here's what's known so far.

www.npr.org

You've gotta be a troll at this point. No one can actually be as retarded as you act on here. Well done, you got me.

lol calm down

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

How do you know the vaccines are safer than getting covid if the studies weren't completed yet?

Well, so far they are a lot safer. Like 100x less likely to get complications.

Same question, how do you know the vaccines have been proven safe so far if the studies aren't even close to finished?

Did you miss where I said "so far" in my post?

Prove it. All the studies say that the vaccine does not prevent infections.

That could not be farther from the truth. I know you don't believe anything the CDC says because you're either a troll or severely delusional, but: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/vaccine-benefits.html

All COVID-19 vaccines currently available in the United States have been shown to be safe and effective at preventing COVID-19.

lol calm down

Sorry your troll game has been found out. Maybe you should go back to /pol/ and wait for more instructions from Q

 

[Sanshain]

#2 they are still not being forced, they can quit or file a complaint for dismissal without cause if canned

Literally the 'you can make your own if you don't like how the corporations do it' argument. Stonetoss is vibrating so fast you could sell him as a sex toy.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Well, so far they are a lot safer. Like 100x less likely to get complications.

Unproven, disregarded.

Did you miss where I said "so far" in my post?

"Safe so far" does not mean anything. It's either safe or not, there's no middle.

That could not be farther from the truth. I know you don't believe anything the CDC says because you're either a troll or severely delusional, but: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/vaccine-benefits.html

Response: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health...against-covid-19-still-spread-the-coronavirus
TL;DR version: It's all "we expect" and "we don't know for sure" type of weasel language, but even they admit it's true, vaccinated people can both catch and spread the coof. For extra fun points, note how many times they admit they don't know what the results will be and they openly say they're basically testing on the population.

You should know better, right now the CDC is nothing but a political mouthpiece for China and the Biden regime. China wants to kill grandma, so wear a mask, bigot.

Sorry your troll game has been found out. Maybe you should go back to /pol/ and wait for more instructions from Q

Yes yes, everything including proven facts, government websites, clinical studies is all just /pol/ and Qanon malarkey. Reality is just one big conspiracy theory to you people.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Response: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health...against-covid-19-still-spread-the-coronavirus
TL;DR version: It's all "we expect" and "we don't know for sure" type of weasel language, but even they admit it's true, vaccinated people can both catch and spread the coof. For extra fun points, note how many times they admit they don't know what the results will be and they openly say they're basically testing on the population.

Nothing is 100% effective against anything. Everyone knows that. There's no 100% effective vaccine against anything. But an effective rate of 70-95% is pretty damn effective. You're retarded if you think that means it doesn't prevent infections.

You should know better, right now the CDC is nothing but a political mouthpiece for China and the Biden regime. China wants to kill grandma, so wear a mask, bigot.

Lol I knew it.

Yes yes, everything including proven facts, government websites, clinical studies is all just /pol/ and Qanon malarkey. Reality is just one big conspiracy theory to you people.

Well, considering you don't believe anything unless an anonymous person on 4chan posts it on /pol/, you're pretty retarded. Like I said, either you're delusional as hell or you're a troll. I am leaning the latter.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Proof that vaccines do not cause autism.

Burden of proof lies on the accuser.
But: anti-vaxers don't take vaccines -> many anti-vaxers are severely autistic -> not taking vaccines does not prevent autism.

My point was being threatened with your livelihood falls under "being forced"

You can go and work for an anti-vaxer.

At this point in not getting the vac because it makes random faggots on the internet seethe and rage like nothing else.

Taking one makes autistic anti-vaxers mad too. I actually don't mind that much when people don't take them and retarded conspiracy theories like "vaccines being mark of the beast" or "vaccines make you a non-human entity" or "there are bio-engineered brain-eating worms in the masks" are a source of endless entertainment.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Nothing is 100% effective against anything. Everyone knows that. There's no 100% effective vaccine against anything. But an effective rate of 70-95% is pretty damn effective. You're retarded if you think that means it doesn't prevent infections.

70-95% effectiveness is bullshit when I can get 95%+ effectiveness just by wearing a mask. Stop being such a vile anti-masker, you're literally killing grandma.

Maximizing Fit for Cloth and Medical Procedure Masks ...

This report describes experiments conducted by CDC to assess ...

www.cdc.gov

 

[Kermit Jizz]

You can go and work for an anti-vaxer.

This is just dancing around the point.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This is just dancing around the point.

No, it isn't, it's a solution to your problem. You can either work for a "sheeple enslaved by the system \ antichrist \ Bill gates \ MSM \ Faucci \ whoever the monster of the week is" or "a free, enlightened man". You pick the first option. Why?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

70-95% effectiveness is bullshit when I can get 95%+ effectiveness just by wearing a mask. Stop being such a vile anti-masker, you're literally killing grandma.

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Maximizing Fit for Cloth and Medical Procedure Masks ...

This report describes experiments conducted by CDC to assess ...

www.cdc.gov

You just said the vaccine didn't prevent it. So which is it? Besides, I thought you said masks didn't work, too?

Nothing in life is 100%. Even seat belts aren't 100%, yet I am sure you wear them when your mom drives you to your behavioral therapy

 

[Kermit Jizz]

No, it isn't, it's a solution to your problem. You can either work for a "sheeple enslaved by the system \ antichrist \ Bill gates \ MSM \ Faucci \ whoever the monster of the week is" or "a free, enlightened man". You pick the first option. Why?

Have you ever actually had a job other than basic bitch retail/fast food? Some industries don't exactly have a lot of options and just quitting your job and getting a new one isn't exactly an easy process, especially in an economic shitshow.

Your point only holds weight if there's actually alternatives for you to jump to. If you can't get another job that won't force you, then you're just tip toeing closer to the inevitable "just build your own society then bro".

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You just said the vaccine didn't prevent it. So which is it? Besides, I thought you said masks didn't work, too?

Nothing in life is 100%. Even seat belts aren't 100%, yet I am sure you wear them when your mom drives you to your behavioral therapy

If the vaccine does not prevent it 5%-30% of the times, then it does not prevent it. Or is this some Sex Panther type shit? 60% of the times it works every time?

Masks always worked, it's established science. Just mask up and stop being a baby. You get better protection and it's far less risky than injecting yourself with pharma juice every few months.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

If the vaccine does not prevent it 5%-30% of the times, then it does not prevent it. Or is this some Sex Panther type shit? 60% of the times it works every time?

You claim to understand science, you should know this. Do you want me to explain it to you? Different vaccines are different effectiveness.

Masks always worked, it's established science. Just mask up and stop being a baby. You get better protection and it's far less risky than injecting yourself with pharma juice every few months.

You used to claim they didn't work. Which is it?

Every few months? Are you retarded? It's a one or two dose vaccine.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You claim to understand science, you should know this. Do you want me to explain it to you? Different vaccines are different effectiveness.


You used to claim they didn't work. Which is it?

Every few months? Are you retarded? It's a one or two dose vaccine.

You seem to say things but have no way of proving them. I suspect you are lying again.

Still waiting for you to explain what advantages there are to an untested vaccine as opposed to wearing a mask that gives better protection. Are you afraid the mask will make you look like less of a man?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Still waiting for you to explain what advantages there are to an untested vaccine as opposed to wearing a mask that gives better protection. Are you afraid the mask will make you look like less of a man?

Considering you are one of the tards who was tardraging about having to wear masks, the vaccines make it so you wont have to wear masks and we can get rid of them.

 

[AnOminous]

If Turtle A gives Turtle B fibropapiloma, and Turtle B dies; is Turtle A a fucking killer turtle now?
If Snake A gives Snake B ophidiomyces, and Snake B dies; is Snake A fucking snake murderer now?
If Bat 1 flies into a communal roost and gives Bats 2-67 of his own species, and 34 individuals of a different species white nose syndrome, is Bat 1 literally Bat Hitler now?

Yes, definitely. Fuck Bat Hitler, I'm killing that son of a bitch.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Considering you are one of the tards who was tardraging about having to wear masks, the vaccines make it so you wont have to wear masks and we can get rid of them.

Do you admit that wearing masks provides the same level of protection as your vaccines?

 

[AnOminous]

Do you admit that wearing masks provides the same level of protection as your vaccines?

It provides the same level of protection as your mom.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Do you admit that wearing masks provides the same level of protection as your vaccines?

I think they do if the person with covid is wearing the masks, but otherwise, I think vaccine is more effective. But what does it matter? You hate both masks and are an anti-vax spaz, so I don't see what it matters

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Have you ever actually had a job other than basic bitch retail/fast food? Some industries don't exactly have a lot of options and just quitting your job and getting a new one isn't exactly an easy process, especially in an economic shitshow.

Yes, during my university years and it was even worse: front desk customer service. Didn't like it so worked hard to learn some marketable skills and use them to get a better job.

Your point only holds weight if there's actually alternatives for you to jump to. If you can't get another job that won't force you, then you're just tip toeing closer to the inevitable "just build your own society then bro".

The anti-vax movement, people who don't believe in the pandemic and conspiracy theorists are plenty. If we assume they are as capable as any other person - some of them surely have successful companies and would rather hire people sharing their views than "sheeple".
If we assume they are less capable than your regular Joe - that says something about the movement.