MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

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MediocreMilt said:
Our story begins on a thread about the new Mortal Kombat movie, in which Uche is accused of "spoilers" and Matt chimes in:
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Only to get dunked on for being a literal cuck whose girlfriend's daughter is part-black... by the black former NFL player!


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To summarize: Matt stepped up to a man. Failure.
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Apparently Matt admitting with video evidence provided by himself is only an "accusation" instead of "damning evidence" these days, and the individual who hosted the streaming revealing this affects the validity somehow.

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Apparently an archive channel, unrelated archive channels who covered Matt's drama, and random hobby channels who criticized Matt is "two people, one deserving and the other a misunderstanding."

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Apparently a person pointing out you're embarrassing yourself is an admission of defeat.

I already assumed you'd have to be insanely stupid to white knight Mundane Matt, but this person is dumber than I could ever have imagined.
 
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MediocreMilt said:
Our story begins on a thread about the new Mortal Kombat movie, in which Uche is accused of "spoilers" and Matt chimes in:
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Only to get dunked on for being a literal cuck whose girlfriend's daughter is part-black... by the black former NFL player!


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To summarize: Matt stepped up to a man. Failure.
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So Uche already ran away from his "friends" at G&G? :story:
 
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I find this second tweet really hilarious because if you go back and watch the boulder stream, Ethan was actually the nicest one towards Matt. Ralph was really laid back, and he even was buying into Matt's "I was in a bad headspace" defense. It was people like Jim that rebutted Matt's bullshit and pointed out what a fraud he was.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
I find this second tweet really hilarious because if you go back and watch the boulder stream, Ethan was actually the nicest one towards Matt. Ralph was really laid back, and he even was buying into Matt's "I was in a bad headspace" defense. It was people like Jim that rebutted Matt's bullshit and pointed out what a fraud he was.
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You know, even talking Ralph's current state of decay into consideration, that stream was legendary. I still can't believe it wasn't scripted. Just look at this:

- First things first, audience is warmed up by the recollection of the damage i.e. stricken channels and videos.
- Then Matt shows up, doesn't act too cocky, gives bullshit excuse with boulders, like any antagonist (it's also a good hook for later comebacks, that any good author leaves), nobody believes him, but still they have no proof that he did it.
- Then Keem shows up and it goes sideways - audience is mad, since they can't pin him down and make him pay. All is lost.
- Then Zidan brings up the fact, that you can view your flagging history. That's it - turning point!
- Matt starts wiggling around, since all he had was "I was with my family picking up boulders", but other hosts are not convinced. It's getting hot.
- Matt drags it as much as he can, tension grows and grows, finally Keem has enough and he starts counting down, which is cliched as fuck!
- Matt finally breaks down and shows that yes, he did it. Hosts and audience explode!
- Then suddenly Ralph comes back to his senses and screams "NOW WAIT A MINUTE, MATT, NO, MATT, NO!" which at that point sounds almost like a one-liner.
- Then Jim forces utterly destroyed Matt to tell that he is soy-filled bitch, who flags other people's channels. "You get what you fucking deserve!"

Just change names and subjects, but keep the structure. It's almost like a court drama/interrogation. No wonder people liked it so much.
 
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Probably because his most successful videos post-boulder have been Snydercut related.
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I missed some stuff because boogie's demise was more interesting lately. Matt had recently a meltdown/bad headspace time on 3 buck, said that he didn't like "movie news" any more (basically stuff about the mandalorean and the snyder cut and that's it) and starting anew with once again a new channel with 400 subs. The release of the snyder cut killed the "raison d'être" of his 3 buck theater channel and he never went viral like in 2012. He of course still published 4 videos about the snyder cut after that but one can feel the despair. I think matt is realizing that being 40, uber eats driver and owner of multiple failed youtube channels with no more creative inspiration is a dead end.
I still don't know why his wife tolerate such a financial dead weight under the same roof.
 
Boulder Dash said:
I still don't know why his wife tolerate such a financial dead weight under the same roof.
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He is her best shot at life. Don't forget, that someone was desperate enough to fuck her without barrier protection, but not desperate enough to marry her. Matt is both of those things.
 
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So he has done it again, he just deleted all his videos and posted another hot take because crowder is suing youtube.
Now when ever he posts a video he removes the like and dislike buttons.
The guy is done, no on likes him, trying to suck up to the left is fucking pathetic and sad.
 
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kuda said:
So he has done it again, he just deleted all his videos and posted another hot take because crowder is suing youtube.
Now when ever he posts a video he removes the like and dislike buttons.
The guy is done, no on likes him, trying to suck up to the left is fucking pathetic and sad.
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Crowder is going to sue Youtube for the millionth time? What an edgy topic to cover. Youtube always caves to Crowder, even though he is technically paywalled and gets an income from BlazeTV whether he show is blocked on Youtube or not.
 
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