Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

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I actually do like some Betsy Johnson items, but this year the company decided to release this bag for Pride month:
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It has got to be one of the ugliest bags I’ve seen in a while.
 
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Clarence said:
This is here to stay isnt it? This made me say What the Fuck aloud to myself
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It's children's cereal. :mad:

Great. Now I can't stop picturing Snap, Crackle and Pop running a man train. Kill me. Please. (:_(

CDWLTY said:
They sold the public on the "whatever happens in the bedroom of two adults ain't my business" but delivered "your career will be ruined if you don't let me groom mentor the local children, bigot". No one can explain to me how it's not recruiting to immediately go from public acceptance and tolerance to proximity to children. A sane person actively avoids kids nowadays, it's just not worth the risk of miscontrued kindness. Being a member of a group with greater than average rates of diddlin'? Weird.

I don't really care about the kids, but don't tell me I could suddenly have a sexual awakening and say "Oh, it turns out I'm sexually oriented to "tomboy" presenting women (y'know, slender, lithe, coltish girls especially) . Now that it's public,first order of business is to put myself in close proximity to children, so I can help comfort any who share my orientation. It's very dangerous making them live in the dark about their own sexuality, so I'll be there to sell them on the fantastic, sex-focused lifestyle! Don't worry, I'm only into perfectly legal tomboys! Hey, you have to let me in or I'm telling your job that you're a bigot and you'll lose your house.

I really like corpoHomo stuff thathas the thinnest veneer of queer on something that's otherwise super hostile. like these:
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It's great. It says "we love and accept everyone of all stripes! Except you, homeless cunts, GTFo this bench is for buttfuckers only!"
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Hey, small homeless children can still sleep on those benches.

And be glad you at least have benches. They took most of ours away because even the anti-homeless arm rests don't stop people from sleeping there. They will sleep sitting up or even on top of the bars. Now we have these stupid leanin' posts and grandma can't even sit the hell down while waiting for the bus.

The grooming is an epidemic. If your daughter is a tomboy or your son is too sensitive time to start popping puberty blockers.

The Last Stand said:
You spelled "corporate" wrong.

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"Rainbow washing" is a thing for June.

Gee, it's almost like corporations just want to make a quick buck and don't actually CARE about "inclusiveness." Who would've THUNK it?!
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I really hate how the rainbow was taken over by the LGBTVC15 community. I'm scared to wear anything rainbowish because I don't want people thinking I'm a lesbo.

This is trhe same way it is with breast cancer awareness. A month of pink stuff and awareness ribbon shaped pretzels then nothing. It's all a big corporate cash in. People shouldn't even buy this stuff. It's so insincere and the suits don't care about you. If Nazi Pride became socially acceptable somehow they'd be selling swastika armbands and flags and Hitler dolls for the kiddies.
JambledUpWords said:
Does this count as corporate? May as well be for how many companies last year were deciding how to pander to gays while not overlooking blacks.
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They forgot the brown and black stripes. :cringe:
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Condoms already provide a pretty valuable safety service when used as intended. But in Trojan Brand Condoms latest venture, they're aiming to bring even more good vibes to your sex life. (We’re listening…) Trojan recently announced that it would be hitting the streets of New York starting Thursday, June 27, with its very own Conecocktions Ice Cream Truck.

Not only can sundae and sexual health enthusiasts grab ice cream, they can help spread awareness about an issue during WorldPride 2019 that everyone in the LGBTQ community can rally behind. Namely, penis pride. Before you shrink away in embarrassment, hear this: According to recent findings, per a Trojan press release, 47% of men in general and 60% of gay men have felt judgment about what lies inside their pants. Additionally, three out of four gay men are not satisfied with their lower half and seven out of 10 admit they have participated in sexual encounters without confidence it was a healthy choice.

So, just like penises, the offerings on Trojan’s Conecocktions Ice Cream Truck will come in several shapes, sizes, and flavors—from Mighty Munchkin to Holy Cow to Ride the Rainbow. With names like those and a message as important as this who wouldn’t want to grab a spoon...or a rubber for that matter?

In a statement, Vice President of Trojan Marketing Bruce Weiss said, “Trojan Conecocktions is our way of inspiring guys to take pride in their penises, whatever shape or size. We know that sexual health is an important part of overall health—and that when you’re proud of your body, you want to protect it.” So, here’s the scoop on dates and locations where you can find the truck on its free love journey to the WorldPride NYC 2019 March:

Use hashtag #PrideInMine to support the message and, if for nothing else, stop by the truck for free condoms. Per a press release, thousands will be handed out in addition to 30,000 condoms donated to LGBTQ+ organizations.

I am here for this whole “Sexual health with a side of sprinkles” movement.
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People stupidly take their kids to pride events where they see dicks hanging out. Kids see an ice cream truck and are too young and innocent to know that it wasn't really made to make children happy. You shouldn't be designing peide events that obviously attract children. This is like something out of a horror anthology with a creepy ice cream man who makes the kiddies disappear.

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Flowers naturally come in a rainbow of colors and are not gay.

And look at the horribly photoshopped calendar full od freaks for you to proudly display all year long. It looks like an artistic clusterfuck created by a 13 year old who just pirated Photoshop and can't wait to play around with it and show all their DA friends how talented they are.
 
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Crystal Head vodka.

Even though Dan Akroyd is nuts, I do like the regular version of this vodka. It has a sweet aftertaste to it. I do think the rainbow skull looks pretty, it'd be cool with some LED lights in it, but since it's part of the gay for June thing- nah.
 
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Crystal Head vodka.

Even though Dan Akroyd is nuts, I do like the regular version of this vodka. It has a sweet aftertaste to it. I do think the rainbow skull looks pretty, it'd be cool with some LED lights in it, but since it's part of the gay for June thing- nah.
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That is a really nice looking bottle. We can't let LGBT reappropriate rainbow colors just for themselves, some things just look nice when they're colorful and don't need to have any meaning or symbolism behind them.
 
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It still boggles my mind that people don't have a visceral reaction of horror to the closed fist salute. The ideology behind that particular virtue signal is directly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of people in the 20th century. A litany of horror and genocides packaged as some sort of quirky statement. It's sickening.
 
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JambledUpWords said:
It’s really a shame because I love the rainbow aesthetic and would probably wear it more often if people didn’t immediately assume “gay” these days. Not that I can really blame them though, it has been so ingrained in the US that when most people see rainbows of any kind, they automatically think “gay”.
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Same with the trans colours. I absolutely love the baby pink/white/baby blue combo, it makes me sad that I can't buy anything with that colour scheme without inadvertently supporting more pandering to genital mutilators.
 
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