The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Gone Ham]

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It seems they had a fight with another troon.
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I’m curious about that troon they interviewed. Was it earl trying to get into ranch? We need more answers

 

[stupid frog]

lol, they really think they're the cool group of mean girls at high school, huh

 

[RocDhods]

You can't eat shit with us.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Brosie lookin’ all cute.
And who’s doing the interview? That Gash Coyote thing?

 

[Gone Ham]

Brosie lookin’ all cute.
And who’s doing the interview? That Gash Coyote thing?

Oh so feminine! Look at her 5 o'clock shadow and cleft chin!

 

[voidBits]

And who’s doing the interview? That Gash Coyote thing?

Yeah that's def gash coyote (lol nice btw)

Same hoodie, same hair and it's making a horror film documentary on the Tranch Davidians so yup

 

[Ghostse]

Not letting troons in need of shelter get help at the Tranch? That sounds like gatekeeping

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I hope when this one gets kicked out they go hard on twitter calling them out for the secrets they've managed not to spill everywhere.

Hell hath no fury like a troon scorned.

EDIT: The last one didn't get any traction, but it did include a rape accusation.

 

[Gone Ham]

They posted more pictures of Alpacas that aren't worth bothering with, besides this one. This is an interesting pic because it looks like one of them has a lashing on it's leg, and another one is in a blanket. Any idea what either is for.

Also we get our first picture of the shit pile at least in a while, if not ever

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

They posted more pictures of Alpacas that aren't worth bothering with, besides this one. This is an interesting pic because it looks like one of them has a lashing on it's leg, and another one is in a blanket. Any idea what either is for.
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Also we get our first picture of the shit pile at least in a while, if not ever

I wonder what the long term plan for the shit piles is? They're not just gonna vanish themselves, and you don't want to wait for a heavy rain to turn it into a shit stew. The stuff might be pretty inoffensive dry, but poop rivers are never fun regardless of the origin.

Any sane rancher would sell it off or give it away as fertilizer, if not use it themselves, but I'd rather not assume anything with this Ranch

 

[Friendly Futa]

I wonder what the long term plan for the shit piles is? They're not just gonna vanish themselves

*norintha has entered the chat*

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I wonder what the long term plan for the shit piles is? They're not just gonna vanish themselves, and you don't want to wait for a heavy rain to turn it into a shit stew.

Don't get my hopes up.

 

[scallion]

and you don't want to wait for a heavy rain to turn it into a shit stew.

It's their only hope of bringing life back to these cursed lands

 

[Longdrink]

They posted more pictures of Alpacas that aren't worth bothering with, besides this one. This is an interesting pic because it looks like one of them has a lashing on it's leg, and another one is in a blanket. Any idea what either is for.
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Also we get our first picture of the shit pile at least in a while, if not ever

 

[Iron Hamster]

Not letting troons in need of shelter get help at the Tranch? That sounds like gatekeeping

huh. Isn't that what their 501 is for?

 

[Ghostse]

huh. Isn't that what their 501 is for?

The Troon Fund.
Money for trannies predators with pronouns.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Yarn Review Time!

So, pictured above is a FRACTION of my Alpaca shit. Lemme just say, I'm a huge faggot for alpaca wool. Blankets. Jackets. Socks. Scarves. Etcetera. My go to yarn is a 70/30 blend of alpaca and silk that goes for about 50 bucks a hank. I don't know if that makes me an expect on alpaca. I think it just makes me autistic, but let's begin.

1. The Price: 30 bucks for alpaca yarn straight is pretty steep. 30 bucks for all natural tranny alpaca yarn is actually pretty standard.

2. Claims that there would be hay and shit in the yarn is 100% true, but it's pretty standard these day. Hay and stuff was in it, and you can even see some in the picture. With that in mind, there was some stuff I had to pick out when spooling it.

3. The yarn spinning was a mix between great and shit. On one hand, it's not woven like typical shitty alpaca yarn, where they card it poorly and keep the shorter staples in, which makes it super soft, but felts up immediately. Instead it's like proper alpaca wool, where the shorter fibers are carded out and the longer fibers make it a little less soft but allows you to wash it without having to fucking shave it. The downside is some parts of it are loosely spun. which is fucking weird. Not sure what happened here.

4. The yarn is extremely slippery with a funny residue on it. It's not like, offensively greasy, but whatever they washed it with is a little grimy.

5. The yarn is almost more of a thread. Maybe al little less tightly woven, but I feel like I'm making lace.

Final Review: Actually surprisingly decent. Not shit. If you are looking for some Tranch Memorabilia or want to keep the show rolling, grab that burner card and a dead drop and grab that yarn. Or use your real address. The Tranch won't Hunt you down and make you right a good review at gunpoint. Haha.

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Real talk, did it smell? And I’m surprised you didn’t get a note or a trans flag in the shipment.

Bro-nnie just waitin for that wine buzz to kick in.

Lol does this dude ever stand up? I feel like this absolute unit is always planted on his ass.

It seems they had a fight with another troon.
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Every time something like this happens I just have to say “you get what you fucking deserve“.
When you make it your missions to try and house mentally unstable trannies you will learn that you fucking hate trannies becaus there all mentally unstable narcissists will try and force you into doing what they want via threats.

The biggest problem is is that they can’t even hold the Highground and say “well we get to stay here because we all work hard on the ranch.“ because Kevin and Jen just destroy that vision when they are allowed to live like kept house pets playing overwatch (when there’s power) and magic the gathering when there isn’t.

Even though Bonnie and Penny want to abolish the establishment, they’ve inadvertently created a monarchy caste system within their own ranch. With the royalty getting to live in the nice heated house with running water, the kings concubine get to also stay in the house and not work, whiles the peasants are outside working the fields for no money and have to sleep in tinsheds, tires or if there lucky, a trailer.

 

[AnOminous]

Even though Bonnie and Penny want to abolish the establishment, they’ve inadvertently created a monarchy caste system within their own ranch. With the royalty getting to live in the nice heated house with running water, the kings concubine get to also stay in the house and not work, whiles the peasants are outside working the fields for no money and have to sleep in tinsheds, tires or if there lucky, a trailer.

It's always funny how commies can't even wait a few minutes to take off the mask. The literal instant they have any kind of authority, whatever they're running turns into some hilarious microcosm of Stalin's Soviet Union.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's always funny how commies can't even wait a few minutes to take off the mask. The literal instant they have any kind of authority, whatever they're running turns into some hilarious microcosm of Stalin's Soviet Union.

These microcosms always seem to implode before they suffer the truly horrific consequences of Stalin's Soviet Union, like Cannibal Island (do not click unless you have a very strong stomach.) I suppose that's a good thing; very, very few people (like Nick Bates and Tommy Tooter) deserve to suffer the full force of Stalins misrule of Russia. On the other hand, living it may well convince them to give up the communist pipe dream.

I wonder if the Tranch will implode before suffering similar consequences. One can easily imagine a bad Colorado winter sealing them inside the Tranch for weeks on end...

 

[White Devil]

These microcosms always seem to implode before they suffer the truly horrific consequences of Stalin's Soviet Union, like Cannibal Island (do not click unless you have a very strong stomach.) I suppose that's a good thing; very, very few people (like Nick Bates and Tommy Tooter) deserve to suffer the full force of Stalins misrule of Russia. On the other hand, living it may well convince them to give up the communist pipe dream.

I wonder if the Tranch will implode before suffering similar consequences. One can easily imagine a bad Colorado winter sealing them inside the Tranch for weeks on end...

I think it should be said that these people are rarely ever actual idealogical communists as opposed to edgy larper control freaks. They know next to nothing about communism, socialism, Marx, etc outside of common social media talking points and absolutely nothing of actual theory. They're just obsessed with the romanticism of being "rebels" against the mainstream. At the end of the day like any bossy, spoiled child they just want to control everything around them and dress it up in pretty terms to make it look like their despotism is a good thing.